# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4924 "2017-11-29T19:30:27Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Donald season! :eek: If it is Donald season, does that mean … uh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4925 "2017-11-29T19:37:46Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > You’re deshpickable! 😃 Deshplackable? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4926 "2017-11-29T19:42:01Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Donald season! :eek: Bugs season! (I know, so what?) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4927 "2017-11-29T20:42:23Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s troll season, and it’s just getting started. Winter recess is about here. > > This is shaping up to be a great holiday season for busy little whackos. I expect we’ll have a great holiday break with hungry little dingleberries seeking advice on relationships, abusive spouses, declawed unvaccinated cats, and girls who really mean yes when they say no. > > Of course, I’m waiting for the classic “How do I tell my parents I got my sister pregnant?” > > This will be an epic season and it starts in 2 weeks! I hope we’re not all so busy with the annual revival of **poopahchalupa** ’s Rudolph thread that we neglect to deal with them… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4928 "2017-11-29T20:44:22Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Wait a minute. Wasn’t **Sunny Daze** looking for a Birther not long ago? This could be moment she’s been waiting for!!! > > ( **Sunny** is a “she”, right?) Yes, I am female. I vaguely recall holding out for a better class of troll. **SarahWitch** has birther dude beat straight out of the gate. YouTube cites, p’shaw. He’s not even trying. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4929 "2017-11-29T20:47:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? > [@John\_Mace](#): > > I wouldn’t accept it. Right answer. Question #2. Where is **D’Anconia?** ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4930 "2017-11-29T20:57:32Z")
Answer #2: Upthread. In your face. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4931 "2017-11-29T21:11:28Z")
Hmmm. How do we get the bear defecation there? ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4932 "2017-11-29T21:45:59Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hmmm. How do we get the bear defecation there? Step 1: Feed the bear ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4933 "2017-11-29T21:51:45Z")
> [@PigArcher](#): > > Step 1: Feed the bear Tuppence a bag. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4934 "2017-11-29T21:52:40Z")
As others have pointed out **WhichSarah?** is back. I just wanted to point out a particularly stunning use of the old [“by disagreeing with me your saying I’m right” tactic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632334&postcount=349). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4935 "2017-11-29T21:53:58Z")
All this talk about bar stools made me thirsty for a beer. ---
**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4936 "2017-11-29T21:59:31Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? > [@John\_Mace](#): > > I wouldn’t accept it. Next question: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a bear. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the bear over on its back, **LSLGuy**. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, **LSLGuy**? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4937 "2017-11-29T21:59:50Z")
Well, here’s betting the little gem she posted in post 349 (in that SC thread) is the final nail in Sarah’s coffin. I’m not going to point it out, it’s quite obvious. See ya in the reruns. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4938 "2017-11-29T22:03:08Z")
> [@SingleMalt](#): > > Next question: > > You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a bear. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the bear over on its back, **LSLGuy**. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, **LSLGuy**? Im not LSLGuy, but I’m not helping because I’m very concerned on how a bear became a tortoise. Also, What’s a tortoise? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4939 "2017-11-29T22:03:26Z")
> [@SingleMalt](#): > > Next question: > > You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a bear. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the bear over on its back, **LSLGuy**. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, **LSLGuy**? How can a bear turn into a tortoise? (What’s a tortoise?) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4940 "2017-11-29T22:08:53Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Question #2. Where is **D’Anconia?** Giving the bear a rimjob? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4941 "2017-11-29T22:21:59Z")
Isn’t that kind of risky…for the bear? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4942 "2017-11-29T22:23:01Z")
Suspended again, ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4943 "2017-11-29T22:23:19Z")
> [@PigArcher](#): > > As others have pointed out **WhichSarah?** is back. I just wanted to point out a particularly stunning use of the old [“by disagreeing with me your saying I’m right” tactic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632334&postcount=349). …And gone again for another suspension. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=246) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=248)