# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4964 "2017-11-30T02:16:54Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Also because, at the age of about 6, I turned a box tortoise on his back just to see his underside and he promptly peed all over me. [It could have been worse](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/terrifying-sex-organs-of-male-turtles/). > [@LSLGuy](#): > > In case you wonder, no I don’t have a clue on the literary/ pop culture reference you obviously intend. Sorry. [For shame](https://io9.gizmodo.com/when-a-newspaper-gave-blade-runners-replicant-test-to-m-1687558534)! ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4965 "2017-11-30T02:24:56Z")
[Sleeper troll or just a jerk?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632557&postcount=102) > [@](#): > > They look ridiculous, as I so voted. > > As sexually UNattractive as is humanly possible. > > Most women who do it, though–unless of course they are suffering from some sort of illness that causes hair-loss, like cancer’s radiation/chemo-therapy–aren’t trying to look attractive. **They trying to look masculine. Since…well, they’re usually dykes and all. LOL** It’s on page three of this zombie on women shaving their heads: > **[What do you think of women who shave their heads?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=606191)** > > Poll upcoming. Lettuce discuss our thoughts on the topic. I’ve never met anyone with a weak opinion on this subject, so I’m hoping the discussion will be interesting 🙂 I think bald women are bold and brave and generally beautiful. Whether it’s a... ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4966 "2017-11-30T02:33:52Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Sleeper troll or just a jerk?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632557&postcount=102) > > It’s on page three of this zombie on women shaving their heads: > [What do you think of women who shave their heads? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=606191) Certainly at least a young jerk. He’s had several jerkish posts on several different topics. He could ALSO be a troll though. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4967 "2017-11-30T02:35:17Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I like his innovative punctuation. I haven’t seen double periods used as punctuation before, but from the context it appears that they’re intended to be bullshit marks. … I think he’s just is such a breathless hurry to tell us all the new stuff he just figured out. You know how when an 8 year old comes home from school or in from playing and has some vitally important story to tell? He (usually) will be tripping over the words trying to get it all out at once. And trying to breath and talk at the same time. **TomMatch** wants to be like **watchwolf** , all trendily twitterish & such. But it take too long to type three whole periods using his one typing finger. So his 8-year old tumbled-up mind just uses two. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4968 "2017-11-30T04:39:20Z")
I step away for a few hours, and, look at this. Troll season is upon us early! I thought they’d wait until school let out for the holidays, but they’re leaping in ahead of schedule, just like Christmas ads at Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4969 "2017-11-30T05:00:50Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [For shame](https://io9.gizmodo.com/when-a-newspaper-gave-blade-runners-replicant-test-to-m-1687558534)! Og damn you. I am crying. That is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4970 "2017-11-30T06:17:23Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > She’s going after the states next, one at a time. Something about tribal law. Actually, last time I looked, in the SC-verse the ultimate political unit was the County. And the ultimate authority was the duly elected County Sheriff. “Duly elected” meaning, of course, “agrees with my cockamamie notion of political science.” ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4971 "2017-11-30T07:00:53Z")
PLEASE don’t ban TomMickey yet. I’ve never felt so close to Donald Trump before. Feels like he’s actually responding to me! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4972 "2017-11-30T09:14:59Z")
And she is gone. How sad. The mods keep taking away our fun toys. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4973 "2017-11-30T12:27:05Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Sleeper troll or just a jerk?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632557&postcount=102) > > It’s on page three of this zombie on women shaving their heads: > [What do you think of women who shave their heads? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=606191) He certainly came up rom nowhere as a very active troll despite his long-ago registration. As we debated a couple pages ago, the board was hacked a few years ago and it’s not out of the question that somebody has found a list of stolen passwords of long-inactive posters. ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4974 "2017-11-30T12:44:53Z")
Looks like **POSTTOWN1978 / TomMaker** has been shown the exit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4975 "2017-11-30T13:06:07Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > Looks like **POSTTOWN1978 / TomMaker** has been shown the exit. Is he back as [4and1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20633649&postcount=8)?: > [@4and1](#): > > Broadcast TV and radio should be regulated for language, it is getting pretty loose lately. I think of the kids who may be listening in. However, once they hit public school, they will know more than parents. > > I rarely watch broadcast TV, cause I can’t stand the intentional indoctrination of mixed racial couples, gays, and the like. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4976 "2017-11-30T13:19:06Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Is he back as [4and1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20633649&postcount=8)?: Nah. This one’s far more capable of forming a proper sentence. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4977 "2017-11-30T13:36:31Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [It could have been worse](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/terrifying-sex-organs-of-male-turtles/). > > [For shame](https://io9.gizmodo.com/when-a-newspaper-gave-blade-runners-replicant-test-to-m-1687558534)! Got it. Thanks. My empathy runs wide and deep for humans and very, very shallowly for lesser critters. Not sure what level of Replicant that makes me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4978 "2017-11-30T13:57:51Z")
**[Lip Spittle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14632353)** finally wiped clean. ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4979 "2017-11-30T14:01:38Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Is he back as [4and1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20633649&postcount=8)?: As \*\*Smapti \*\*pointed out, **4and1** has much better grammar and spelling. It is possible that it is **TomMaker** making an effort with his grammar and spelling this time, in an attempt to troll for longer than 12 hours before being booted off. But I doubt it and I think we just have yet another bored racist troll - sadly they aren’t in short supply. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4980 "2017-11-30T14:03:35Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > **[Lip Spittle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14632353)** finally wiped clean. You linked to some SDMB search results. That doesn’t work. Try again? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4981 "2017-11-30T14:16:03Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > You linked to some SDMB search results. That doesn’t work. Try again? Once more, with feeling: [Lip Spittle.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4982 "2017-11-30T14:23:38Z")
Aah, gotcha now. Good riddance to the spewful **Lickety\_Split**. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4983 "2017-11-30T15:18:39Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Is he back as [4and1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20633649&postcount=8)?: Whatever he may have been, Mr. **4and1** , he dead. Less than 3 hours from first post to banning, it would seem. Well done. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=250)