# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/481 "2016-11-15T03:07:31Z")
If he isn’t trolling, he’s just your common garden variety morose teenager who thinks his insights and experience are unique in all the world but hasn’t a clue how big and complex the world actually is. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/482 "2016-11-15T16:22:15Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > If he isn’t trolling, he’s just your common garden variety morose teenager who thinks his insights and experience are unique in all the world but hasn’t a clue how big and complex the world actually is. I’d love to be able to [attribute Machinaforce’s threads to stupidity instead of malice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor), but the blind tenacity with which he defends his ignorance (he has no answers, but neither does any of the people he’s soliciting for answers) practically screams “troll”. Too bad “[Argument Clinic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTmBjk-M0c)” style debate is the catnip-filled dangly toy of the chronic serial arguers here, because that just feeds his otherwise incompetent trollery. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/483 "2016-11-21T03:46:43Z")
I present Correlophus, auteur of [thread=811560]whatever the hell this is[/thread], which was preceded by this gem on [thread=810725]killing his frogs.[/thread] _shudder_ May his remaining time here be short. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/484 "2016-11-21T03:56:20Z")
Linky? Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/485 "2016-11-21T04:02:03Z")
Hmm. They are working for me. I’ll try them this way. [Whatever the hell this is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811560) [Killing his frogs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810725) Do those work? I feel the need for brain bleach now. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/486 "2016-11-21T04:18:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hmm. They are working for me. I’ll try them this way. > > [Whatever the hell this is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811560) > > [Killing his frogs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810725) > > Do those work? I feel the need for brain bleach now. Yikes. I’d be pretty upset about the frogs if I thought he was real. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/487 "2016-11-21T04:19:39Z")
They work for me. So did the links in your previous post. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/488 "2016-11-21T04:35:15Z")
I blame Tapatalk. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/489 "2016-11-21T17:00:38Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I blame Tapatalk. You blame it correctly. Tapatalk doesn’t handle the [noparse][thread][/noparse] vBulletin code. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/490 "2016-11-22T04:19:36Z")
I’m going to nominate a new member, [femmejean](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13701193), for such interesting contributions as [How do some people find it difficult to lose their viriginity?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811179) [Are there any non-illicit drugs that maintain a constant elevated mood?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810748) [Is birthright citizenship a disaster for developed western nations?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810545) Join date, Nov 2016. 8 threads, most of them seem at least somewhat inflammatory, rather than sincerely inquisitive. Perhaps I’m just cynical… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/491 "2016-11-22T04:50:48Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > [How do some people find it difficult to lose their viriginity?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811179) That last one is enough on its own. It’s the only one I saw, and it is obviously a troll. Not even the most socially clueless person wonders about that. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/492 "2016-11-22T19:12:21Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’m going to nominate a new member, [femmejean](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13701193)… In their defense, their posts aren’t _100%_ wrong. > [@Is society’s attitude towards crime irrational?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-society-s-attitude-towards-crime-irrational/772730/1): > > I may not be the most rational person… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/493 "2016-11-24T18:23:16Z")
With credit to **Whiskey Dickens** , I present **Evan Drake** , who apparently has a hard on for Clinton and Cthulhu. The strange old person he’s referring to is Samantha Bee… > [@Russian troll on the SDMB?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russian-troll-on-the-sdmb/772883/12): > > Not being American, nor Russian, I had not heard of this strange old person, but apparently she was hoaxed by a pair of conmen. > > [http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/11/24/comedians-as-sycophants-samantha-bee-john-oliver-and-the-democrats/](http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/11/24/comedians-as-sycophants-samantha-bee-john-oliver-and-the-democrats/) > > The delightful thing being she prolly flew there full of self-importance thinking her operation would be crucial and a game-changing event in politics. > > Rather like when people deliver petitions to the White House demanding the president and congress spend half the budget investigating the Hollow Earth. > [@Russian troll on the SDMB?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russian-troll-on-the-sdmb/772883/16): > > I just checked your history using the “find all posts by user” and you are one hard working little weirdo. > > Been here about a week and you’re posting 11 posts a day, all in political threads, comparing Clinton to Cthulhu. Especially active in the middle of the night for the western hemisphere. You must be some kinda night owl to have pressing political opinions that just have to be expressed at 2 and 4 AM eastern standard time. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/494 "2016-11-24T18:34:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’m going to nominate a new member, [femmejean](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13701193), for such interesting contributions as > > [How do some people find it difficult to lose their viriginity?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=811179) > > [Are there any non-illicit drugs that maintain a constant elevated mood?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810748) > > [Is birthright citizenship a disaster for developed western nations?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810545) > > Join date, Nov 2016. 8 threads, most of them seem at least somewhat inflammatory, rather than sincerely inquisitive. Perhaps I’m just cynical… I wonder if **Machinaforce** has a sister? ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/495 "2016-11-25T21:14:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > With credit to **Whiskey Dickens** , I present **Evan Drake** , who apparently has a hard on for Clinton and Cthulhu. The strange old person he’s referring to is Samantha Bee… As though the only options for those interested in US politics is American or Russian. But I’m definitely NOT Russian, folks! Nosirree. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/496 "2016-11-26T19:17:55Z")
**femmejean** is back with [a poll on scat fetishes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=812025). I need no further convincing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/497 "2016-12-11T01:20:28Z")
[Bogey sited in GD at 12:00.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813438) Unfortunately, I’m sure it will be well fed before dawn. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/498 "2016-12-11T03:00:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Bogey sited in GD at 12:00.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813438) > > Unfortunately, I’m sure it will be well fed before dawn. Well, we all have our little quirks that bring on the kinds of anger issues therein described. I myself, for instance, wish to direct a whole shitload of “injust feelings” towards morons who have yet to learn the function of a keyboard “Shift” key, and to whom this bit of literary esoterica will probably remain a lifelong mystery. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/499 "2016-12-11T04:35:50Z")
Kids these days. No respect for the capital letter or the paragraph. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/500 "2016-12-11T05:28:56Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Kids these days. No respect for the capital letter or the paragraph. And those maniacs who use ellipses to separate their sentences rather than a period/full stop. My mind sees it as semi-drunk rambling and moves on w/o reading it. Where did people learn to do that and can they be re-educated, please? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=26)