# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5004 "2017-12-01T04:47:37Z")
Logging on this morning (6h43am local time) I see that our newest member (who joined earlier today) has already been banned. I’m sure that whatever **ihategays** had to say was insightful and entertauning and that they were not a one-trick pony in the slightest ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5005 "2017-12-01T05:09:53Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > Logging on this morning (6h43am local time) I see that our newest member (who joined earlier today) has already been banned. > > I’m sure that whatever **ihategays** had to say was insightful and entertauning and that they were not a one-trick pony in the slightest Are his posts still visible, or is he playing in the cornfield maze? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5006 "2017-12-01T05:14:41Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > Logging on this morning (6h43am local time) I see that our newest member (who joined earlier today) has already been banned. > > I’m sure that whatever **ihategays** had to say was insightful and entertauning and that they were not a one-trick pony in the slightest Darn, we didn’t even get to see how he feels about the gays. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5007 "2017-12-01T05:17:35Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Darn, we didn’t even get to see how he feels about the gays. I’m willing to bet that he is less than impressed. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5008 "2017-12-01T05:18:40Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > He doesn’t take moderation well. He really doesn’t take it well: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442) BTW, I never have, nor ever will, assent the current POTUS. In fact, I believe no one should assent the president. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5009 "2017-12-01T05:22:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > [ol] > [li]Do not sleep for several days[/li][li]Open thread on THE LAW[/li][li]Start typing frenetically[/li][li]Remeber: you are always right because REASONS and just STOP ASKING ME MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS[/li][/ol] This is excellent advice. In addition to the previously mentioned cardinal rule that “you are” and “you’re” are not valid constructions, and “your” is to be used at all times, you should also keep in mind that as the premier expert in American law, it is both your right and your duty to: (a) disparage reputable long-timer posters and refer to them as “ignorant” and/or “fucking morons”, as you see fit; (b) disparage mods and refer to all of them the same way; it’s particularly important to point out what fucking idiots they are when you are being moderated; (c) disparage Hillary and Bill Clinton just because they deserve it, and point out how fortunate it is for the future of American law, of which you are (“your”) the premier expert, that Trump won, and how large his margin of victory was. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5010 "2017-12-01T05:27:55Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He really doesn’t take it well: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442) It seems that our premier expert on American assassinations is taking the spirit of my advice [in point (b) above](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20635727&postcount=4998), which is a promising start to a long and distinguished posting career. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5011 "2017-12-01T05:55:21Z")
It was very polite of him to ask permission in ATMB before trolling GD though. That kind of old school good manners seems lost among most of these punks today. I bet he asks his ex girlfriend’s fathers for their blessing before posting revenge porn of them. ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5012 "2017-12-01T07:17:48Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Are his posts still visible, or is he playing in the cornfield maze? Guess. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5013 "2017-12-01T13:07:39Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He really doesn’t take it well: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843442) > > BTW, I never have, nor ever will, assent the current POTUS. In fact, I believe no one should assent the president. 😃 I signal assent with this opinion. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5014 "2017-12-01T14:20:29Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I signal assent with this opinion. Spellcheck deserves it’s very own Pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5015 "2017-12-01T15:22:07Z")
- GreysonCarlisle Guest Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 103 Tomndebb * * * Your actions were unbecoming. You should apologize for being a jerk. You know where, you know why. \* I don’t know where or why, did I miss an issue of National Inquirer? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5016 "2017-12-01T15:36:28Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Spellcheck deserves it’s very own Pit thread. I also signal assent. Let’s all sign a plack. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5017 "2017-12-01T15:41:19Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > - > > GreysonCarlisle Guest Join Date: May 2017 > Posts: 103 > > Tomndebb > > * * * > > Your actions were unbecoming. You should apologize for being a jerk. You know where, you know why. \* > > I don’t know where or why, did I miss an issue of National Inquirer? Just spit-balling, but I’m thinking it’s this entire [del]debacle[/del] [debate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843434). I tried to find a representative post, but they go back and forth quite a bit in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5018 "2017-12-01T15:43:16Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [snip] … I don’t know where or why, did I miss an issue of National Inquirer? It was in _People_ magazine … ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5019 "2017-12-01T16:48:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I also signal assent. Let’s all sign a plack. I would even agree to assassinate spellcheck. Well, sometimes I feel that way. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5020 "2017-12-01T17:10:46Z")
I’m baffled and intrigued by new poster **lissieff**. Well, baffled at least. [Implications of Blockchain: Big Data, Privacy, and Personal Data](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843481) [5 things to know about the deceased jana navotna](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843485) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5021 "2017-12-01T17:11:35Z")
Not sure if Aye1 is trolling, but she has the bumping old threads and making lots of writing errors thing down pat. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5022 "2017-12-01T17:15:01Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I’m baffled and intrigued by new poster **lissieff**. Well, baffled at least. > > [Implications of Blockchain: Big Data, Privacy, and Personal Data](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843481) > [5 things to know about the deceased jana navotna](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843485) Heh, just came here to ask about the same two posts. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5023 "2017-12-01T17:15:42Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I’m baffled and intrigued by new poster **lissieff**. Well, baffled at least. > > [Implications of Blockchain: Big Data, Privacy, and Personal Data](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843481) > [5 things to know about the deceased jana navotna](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843485) Most likely, come back days/weeks/months later to replace all that with links. We don’t usually get those kind of spammers but they exist. Takes much patience. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=250) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=252)