# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 259
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5164 "2017-12-05T03:27:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > **Starkers** Pronounced “[Shtarkers](https://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/shtarker.html)”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5165 "2017-12-05T03:32:00Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Wait. **Starving Artist** is carrying a torch for **Fotheringay-Phipps**? It never even occurred to me to ship them. But I guess that now that **Starkers** ’s heart is on the line, I kinda HAVE to, just because of the situation being so unexpected and squee-worthy. Oh, man, I’m gonna ship them SO hard. > > I wonder how long this has been going on. This warms my heart. A match made in, well, wherever they’re from. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5166 "2017-12-05T04:37:24Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > True, they are not. **HurricaneDitka** , however, is a shameless, Trumpfluffing JAQrabbit who’s been polluting the board with regurgitated factional pablum for years, earning him a standing invitation to nosh at VT’s Rusty Ring Cafe. [Fake news! Fake news!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843834) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5167 "2017-12-05T04:47:44Z")
**Clothy** demands proof that Trump supports Nazis. > [@Where to Donate to Fight Nazis?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-donate-to-fight-nazis/803351/3): > > I understand your personal reasons but consider Trump is on the side of Nazis and others so inclined. > [@Where to Donate to Fight Nazis?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-to-donate-to-fight-nazis/803351/31): > > Really? Please show us some undoctored photos of him wearing a swastika, please. That’s right. He wants _photographic_ proof. ETA: [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843585) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5168 "2017-12-05T04:53:39Z")
I take it back. I had it all wrong. **Clothy** and **SA** belong together. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5169 "2017-12-05T05:53:26Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Fake news! Fake news!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843834) Fake news, fake news! The proceeds to fail at reading comprehension as well as failing to understand what fake news is. When it’s explained to him that fake new requires intent to deceive, he pulls a trumpian version of the creationist “how do you know, were you there” with “how do you know what his motives were?”. Then ignores ppl correcting him and says hey check out this video from The View! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5170 "2017-12-05T06:42:29Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Pronounced “[Shtarkers](https://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/shtarker.html)”, right? Shtarker! Zis is KAOS! Ve haff no paper towel tubes here! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5171 "2017-12-05T15:32:29Z")
Where’s the Cone of Silence when you need it? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5172 "2017-12-05T15:49:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I take it back. I had it all wrong. **Clothy** and **SA** belong together. As long as we’re pairing up nincompoops, **HurricaneDitzy** and **Octaputz** are a pretty cute couple too. In fact, I think they both have honorary degrees from Trump University, class of 2016. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5173 "2017-12-05T19:02:17Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Good. > > I will tell you that the torch is NOT made out of plack. I thought trumpist’s torches were pipi, not tiki. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5174 "2017-12-05T19:06:38Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > As long as we’re pairing up nincompoops, **HurricaneDitzy** and **Octaputz** are a pretty cute couple too. In fact, I think they both have honorary degrees from Trump University, class of 2016. You thought those up all by yourself? Good boy! ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5175 "2017-12-05T19:27:08Z")
Do NOT stand in front of a mirror and say Octaputz three times.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5176 "2017-12-05T19:41:27Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > You thought those up all by yourself? Good boy! Actually, over at S-4 I call you way more interesting things. I even speculate on your family tree. Actually, it’s not a tree so much as a root system, but it’s really fun tracing down the human evolution line, past troll, to tuber, then Octaputz. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5177 "2017-12-05T20:14:49Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Do NOT stand in front of a mirror and say Octaputz three times.:mad: I tried it. Now I feel really dumb. Should have followed you advice. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5178 "2017-12-05T20:49:22Z")
[This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840504) is now at 14 pages. Does anyone know if they’ve resolved the question as to whether all transgendered people are mentally ill or not? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5179 "2017-12-05T21:30:34Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Actually, over at S-4 I call you way more interesting things. I even speculate on your family tree. Actually, it’s not a tree so much as a root system, but it’s really fun tracing down the human evolution line, past troll, to tuber, then Octaputz. As long as you are entertained have at it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5180 "2017-12-05T21:43:24Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > As long as you are entertained have at it. As long as someone says your name, right? ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5181 "2017-12-05T22:00:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840504) is now at 14 pages. Does anyone know if they’ve resolved the question as to whether all transgendered people are mentally ill or not? No, but we’ve got a pretty good idea of whether **CrazyTiger** is mentally ill. I suppose the hint was in the name. “I want scientific proof that X is not a mental illness! Also, the only scientific disciplines that determine mental illness _aren’t science_!” LOL. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5182 "2017-12-05T22:05:23Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > As long as someone says your name, right? No. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5183 "2017-12-06T00:49:51Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840504) is now at 14 pages. Does anyone know if they’ve resolved the question as to whether all transgendered people are mentally ill or not? A trainwreck has a certain quality that can fascinate a person staring at it. That thread cannot be described as a trainwreck, as such, because it lacks that quality. I am not clear why you would keep looking at it. It is more like some kind of desolate _Nafud_ that has little appeal. Unless, of course, you have some kind of pressing personal interest in transgender issues. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=258) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=260)