# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/501 "2016-12-11T21:07:33Z")
Aaaaaaaand, we got [another one!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19844715&postcount=52) ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/502 "2016-12-11T21:16:35Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Aaaaaaaand, we got [another one!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19844715&postcount=52) Trombosis has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious typos I’ve seen recently. I hate when the blood flow is reduced to my trombone. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/503 "2016-12-12T15:32:03Z")
Until yesterday, corrolenius or whateverthefuckhisnameis, was making an ignorance filled argument for the germanic master race that predictably ended up in the pit. But it’s been disappeared, so can’t link for ref. Fuck that nazi fetishist anyway. Good riddance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/504 "2016-12-12T15:46:21Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Until yesterday, corrolenius or whateverthefuckhisnameis, was making an ignorance filled argument for the germanic master race that predictably ended up in the pit. But it’s been disappeared, so can’t link for ref. You know who else made people “disappear”? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/505 "2016-12-12T15:48:47Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You know who else made people “disappear”? :eek: David Copperfield? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/506 "2016-12-12T16:26:01Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Until yesterday, corrolenius or whateverthefuckhisnameis, was making an ignorance filled argument for the germanic master race that predictably ended up in the pit. But it’s been disappeared, so can’t link for ref. > > Fuck that nazi fetishist anyway. Good riddance. Correlophus. Banned. His other threads are still up, but he shows as banned. The current “active” list is now: pleks machinaforce femme jean Calico Joe I call Dec 15th for pleks to meet the cornfield. Anyone else want to make some picks? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/507 "2016-12-12T16:28:25Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > David Copperfield? Exactly!! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/508 "2016-12-12T16:49:23Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I call Dec 15th for pleks to meet the cornfield. Anyone else want to make some picks? I predict pleck will go out in a blaze of stunning ignorance, but not before the money shot of having Trump’s dick in his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/509 "2016-12-12T16:59:20Z")
Trump’s dick is yuuuge! No way it will fit. No waut, I got it wrong. Trump IS a yuuuge dick, but his penis will fit in a hamster’s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/510 "2016-12-13T02:35:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Correlophus. Banned. His other threads are still up, but he shows as banned. There’s a downside to that. Out of 20-something responses to his last opus, 6 came from Calico Jack. If we can get trolls calling to each other, like mastodons bellowing across primeval swamps\*, it keeps them occupied and out of regular threads. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > The current “active” list is now: > pleks > machinaforce > femme jean > Calico Joe > > I call Dec 15th for pleks to meet the cornfield. Anyone else want to make some picks? Just FTR, I think you have done the great name of Calico Jack an injustice. I’ll pick pleks to win, Calico Jack and femmejean to place and show. Hope to see them in the corn in about that order, but really, any order will do. No idea what to do about machinaforce. It may be around for awhile, kind of like the old nag that gets into the race because you bribed the track owner and doped up the nag and nobody’s gonna do anything about it, but everyone agrees that it’s very sad. – - Not original. P.G. Wodehouse. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/511 "2016-12-13T13:04:18Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > There’s a downside to that. Out of 20-something responses to his last opus, 6 came from Calico Jack. If we can get trolls calling to each other, like mastodons bellowing across primeval swamps\*, it keeps them occupied and out of regular threads Best metaphor of the week. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/512 "2016-12-14T02:58:31Z")
The [latest hi jinx.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813706). Putting the lie to the idea that there is no such thing as a stupid question. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/513 "2016-12-15T12:01:16Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > … > I call Dec 15th for pleks to meet the cornfield. Anyone else want to make some picks? Pretty, pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/514 "2016-12-15T16:55:30Z")
> [@iPAD Screen Shots?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ipad-screen-shots/774785/3): > > Thanks, sorry… I just don’t think to Google such trivial things. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > The [latest hi jinx.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813706). Putting the lie to the idea that there is no such thing as a stupid question. That pretty much sums up this poster. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/515 "2016-12-15T18:06:14Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Pretty, pretty good. W00t! Who’s next - any picks? **Calico Jack** seems to be working pretty hard at being nonsensical. If this is his whole schtick, I could see an early banning. **machinaforce** seems to have stopped posting, or he’d be an easy pick. Decisions, decisions. I’ll take **Calico Jack** by the 25th. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/516 "2016-12-15T19:25:29Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > W00t! Who’s next - any picks? **Calico Jack** seems to be working pretty hard at being nonsensical. If this is his whole schtick, I could see an early banning. **machinaforce** seems to have stopped posting, or he’d be an easy pick. Decisions, decisions. > > I’ll take **Calico Jack** by the 25th. Now come on, wouldn’t it be cruel to give him the boot the day our Lord was born? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/517 "2016-12-15T19:28:29Z")
Sooner works. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/518 "2016-12-16T02:44:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > W00t! Who’s next - any picks? **Calico Jack** seems to be working pretty hard at being nonsensical. If this is his whole schtick, I could see an early banning. **machinaforce** seems to have stopped posting, or he’d be an easy pick. Decisions, decisions. > > I’ll take **Calico Jack** by the 25th. I’m going to miss him when he goes. There’s something a little poignant, in a pathetic kind of way, about someone who has no facts, no understanding, and a pitiful inability to employ logic even if he had any facts, who nevertheless wishes to pontificate to the world about selected subjects on which the world is apparently misinformed. The best part is his own self-congratulations, like the grand conclusion of the ethics thread “Well I think I’ve done a good job tearing down most ‘secular ethical’ arguments you regularly hear”. I bet he does. **machinaforce** is different. His schtick is to post completely asinine questions, and then insult responders for not answering them to his satisfaction. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/519 "2016-12-17T17:05:46Z")
Do none of the respondents see the [join date?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813981) Sadly, they probably have. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/520 "2016-12-17T18:00:16Z")
Looking at the replies, it seems that many have noticed the join date. They either noted it or their advice is definitely on the snarky side, e.g. next time marry an ugly woman. (Of course, with **jtur88** that remark could be completely serious.) If the troll had come in as the woman in this scenario, I’m guessing we’d see a lot more action on the thread. So to speak. 😉 **Calico Jack** got a warning and a thread closure. He’s cornfield bound. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=27)