# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5504 "2017-12-15T16:24:47Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > You left out “A man who turned up his nose at boinking Sela Ward.” 🙂 I’m not surprised. She made the “World’s Top 10 Sharpest Knees” list 5 years running. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5505 "2017-12-15T16:29:24Z")
I’ll point out that the fearless **Fazsha** has earned himself a threadlocking and an admonition for his bravery. And what an interesting moniker. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5506 "2017-12-15T16:39:30Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Well, lessee here. This appears to be a man who knows no fear, who knows how to live life to the fullest, a man whose heroic exploits make him irresistibly attractive to women. A man who fears not the mocking of the unworthy rabble, for he knows that all he writes is true. I would also venture to guess that it’s a man with the same posting IP as **Shagnasty**. Not a chance. This new guy is actually funny. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5507 "2017-12-15T16:42:58Z")
I walked from La Jolla to Avalon on the backs of man eating sharks. I wouldn’t do it again, and I almost backed out, but Pamela Anderson was saving me a spot on the beach, I had to go. (everyone has a\*\* Fazsha \*\*story they want to share.) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5508 "2017-12-15T16:51:17Z")
Wait a minute. You mean?? Nahh, it couldn’t be …could it? **Fazsha** is actually **Chuck Norris**. :eek::eek: This won’t end well for whichever Mod finally tries to punch his ticket. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5509 "2017-12-15T17:07:21Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > … > This won’t end well for whichever Mod finally tries to punch his ticket. 😃 Not a worry, they have a “weasel” in their inventory. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5510 "2017-12-15T17:09:11Z")
And not a moment too soon it seems. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5511 "2017-12-15T22:00:10Z")
> [@Things that are always wrong vs. things only wrong in a certain era](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-are-always-wrong-vs-things-only-wrong-in-a-certain-era/804567/4): > > . . . (actually, I think that was the title of a GD thread a million years ago). . . Join Date: Nov 2017 Lurker or reincarnation? mc ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5512 "2017-12-15T22:25:57Z")
> [@mikecurtis](#): > > Join Date: Nov 2017 > > Lurker or reincarnation? > > mc I didn’t notice that one but, I do see this every once in a while. New poster makes reference to long ago SDMB lore. Our chirpiest member did that a couple of weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5513 "2017-12-15T22:29:52Z")
[The thread mentioned is from 2004](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269644). ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5514 "2017-12-15T22:53:24Z")
No banned posters in that thread. I think this is either a lurker or someone who knows how to search. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5515 "2017-12-15T23:32:01Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Wait a minute. You mean?? Nahh, it couldn’t be …could it? > > **Fazsha** is actually **Chuck Norris**. :eek::eek: > > This won’t end well for whichever Mod finally tries to punch his ticket. 😃 Either Chuck Norris or Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5516 "2017-12-16T00:41:41Z")
Reincarnation. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5517 "2017-12-16T16:38:51Z")
By the way, there is a fucking lunatic loose in a thread. > [@Shouldn't Christians praise abortion doctors?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-christians-praise-abortion-doctors/804589/31): > > Thanks running coach. So Hurricane, if you agree with that assessment that brings us to the second part of the question. Explain why some shooter wouldn’t be doing these kids a favor that are eight and under by guaranteeing them a sure place in Heaven, vs, if they lived to adulthood, what percentage would make it? Some would surely go to Hell, correct? > > And what has also been pointed out, it seems even the shooter, if he asked for forgiveness might still find his legal loophole in Christianity too. HD, I refuse to side with you, but that lunatic as wrong as inter-specie breeding. I’m afraid you got this one. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5518 "2017-12-16T16:51:23Z")
No, it is a logical extension of the idea: if nobody below 8 goes to hell and if a percentage of people above 8 go to hell, the most effective way to minimize people going to hell is to kill all people before they turn 8. It will also solve the problem for the unknowable billions of potential hellbound from the future generations that would be prevented by our extinction. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5519 "2017-12-16T17:02:43Z")
You’re fucked in the head too. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5520 "2017-12-16T17:14:04Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > By the way, there is a fucking lunatic loose in a thread. > > HD, I refuse to side with you, but that lunatic as wrong as inter-specie breeding. I’m afraid you got this one. Ding Dong, in the spirit of that thread, the OP puts up a Trump supporter who thinks abortion doctors are evil. He is trying to understand their logic even in a joking way of why wouldn’t some consider him a hero since he pretty much guaranteed them a spot in heaven. I was doing so in the same spirit when someone said Mormons believe the children also would also go to heaven till a certain age if a shooter did so. I brought that up in the same spirit. I doubt you’ll get a circle-jerk out of this. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5521 "2017-12-16T17:19:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You’re fucked in the head too. Just saying. Gotta disagree. They might be, but this isn’t evidence of that. It’s a simple, though ineffective, way to point out how fucked in the head some beliefs about heaven and hell are. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5522 "2017-12-16T17:26:34Z")
> [@razncain](#): > > Ding Dong, in the spirit of that thread, the OP puts up a Trump supporter who thinks abortion doctors are evil. He is trying to understand their logic even in a joking way of why wouldn’t some consider him a hero since he pretty much guaranteed them a spot in heaven. I was doing so in the same spirit when someone said Mormons believe the children also would also go to heaven till a certain age if a shooter did so. I brought that up in the same spirit. > > I doubt you’ll get a circle-jerk out of this. Suggesting the murder of innocent children is sick. In doing so, you look like a sick bastard. Mormons believe 99.99999999999999999999999999999% of people go to heaven you fucking moron. Those under 8 do it without benefit of baptism. [del]You fucking moron[/del], wait I already said that. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5523 "2017-12-16T17:38:14Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Suggesting the murder of innocent children is sick. In doing so, you look like a sick bastard. > > Mormons believe 99.99999999999999999999999999999% of people go to heaven you fucking moron. Those under 8 do it without benefit of baptism. [del]You fucking moron[/del], wait I already said that. Well, early returns don’t look good for you, but I’ll give you time to round up your posse since all you’re doing is shitting and fallin’ back in it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=275) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=277)