# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5584 "2017-12-18T18:49:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I almost posted another song lyric. And I almost read it! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5585 "2017-12-18T19:08:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > And I almost read it! And I almost sang 'em. **rc** , who makes Dylan sound like Pavarotti. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5586 "2017-12-19T14:17:54Z")
[What, no love for “ **Mackeral Slap** ”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113) I do have to admire his chutzpah tho. [even if he never actually sent said “present”…] ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5587 "2017-12-19T14:45:32Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [What, no love for “ **Mackeral Slap** ”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113) I do have to admire his chutzpah tho. [even if he never actually sent said “present”…] Well, he really ought to get his money back for that elephant shit. I’m betting it was really horse shit and he’s was just too stupid to know the difference. IE, he doesn’t know shit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5588 "2017-12-19T15:13:00Z")
Anyone have a recipe for [Elephant Shit Pai](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113)? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5589 "2017-12-19T15:16:31Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well, he really ought to get his money back for that elephant shit. I’m betting it was really horse shit and he’s was just too stupid to know the difference. IE, he doesn’t know shit. Might even just be shoe polish. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5590 "2017-12-19T15:20:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Anyone have a recipe for [Elephant Shit Pai](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113)? 🙂 And **Miller** shut it down before we got more than one \*shit on a shingle \*recipe. What the hell is this board coming to? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5591 "2017-12-19T15:25:07Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > And **Miller** shut it down before we got more than one \*shit on a shingle \*recipe. > What the hell is this board coming to? Who needs more than one SOS recipe? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5592 "2017-12-19T15:32:06Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Who needs more than one SOS recipe? > 😃 The White house cooks for one. With all the shit being spread there… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5593 "2017-12-19T16:18:45Z")
> [@Redirecting asteroids on an impact course by momentum transfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redirecting-asteroids-on-an-impact-course-by-momentum-transfer/804718/40): > > Maybe so. The giant asteroid is more tangible and it only takes a single nation’s effort to redirect it. If the entire USA switched to EVs in 5 years, it wouldn’t make a dent in the AGW problem. (it might buy a few more years until the 2 degrees C limit is reached, but then again, it would lower the market price for automobile fuel worldwide and people in other nations would respond by using even more of it) Whose protégé is this again… 😃 Why do I hear turbines spinning up and a request for an expedited take off on the closest runway/taxiway? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5594 "2017-12-19T16:35:32Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Whose protégé is this again… 😃 > > Why do I hear turbines spinning up and a request for an expedited take off on the closest runway/taxiway? I think we’re witnessing the next iteration of the _displaced gravity_ (?) guy who didn’t know math but didn’t really need it, because he was absolutely sure he was right. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5595 "2017-12-19T17:29:05Z")
Fuck **Bricker** and his bullshit diversions, as he attempts to derail [his own thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844791&page=4) while **D’Anconia** sits there JAQing off. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5596 "2017-12-19T19:09:31Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [What, no love for “ **Mackeral Slap** ”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113) I do have to admire his chutzpah tho. [even if he never actually sent said “present”…] > [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well, he really ought to get his money back for that elephant shit. I’m betting it was really horse shit and he’s was just too stupid to know the difference. IE, he doesn’t know shit. For all he knows, he probably bought a ton of Shinola. 😃 ETA: Curse you, **rc**! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5597 "2017-12-19T21:40:03Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Fuck **Bricker** and his bullshit diversions, as he attempts to derail [his own thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844791&page=4) while **D’Anconia** sits there JAQing off. [Moderating] Saying "Fuck [some other poster] is a violation of the Pit’s language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5598 "2017-12-19T23:02:55Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [What, no love for “ **Mackeral Slap** ”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845113) I do have to admire his chutzpah tho. [even if he never actually sent said “present”…] The biggest problem I have with that thread is the infernal @'s going on. Both **Mackeral Slap** and \*\*Beckdawreck \*\*(both new members) were pulling that bullshit. Listen, bucko’s, this here’s the Dope. We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. It’s bad enough I have to trip across unicode fucking emojis now, we don’t need to set this dangerous precedent. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5599 "2017-12-19T23:08:02Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. @-a boy! You tell 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5600 "2017-12-19T23:13:22Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > The biggest problem I have with that thread is the infernal @'s going on. Both **Mackeral Slap** and \*\*Beckdawreck \*\*(both new members) were pulling that bullshit. Listen, bucko’s, this here’s the Dope. We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. > > It’s bad enough I have to trip across unicode fucking emojis now, we don’t need to set this dangerous precedent. I was doing it to pick on him, geez, lighten up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5601 "2017-12-19T23:19:29Z")
#BTW, you spelled my name wrong, just saying.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5602 "2017-12-19T23:21:21Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > … Listen, bucko’s, this here’s the Dope. We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. > > … What is a fucking at, and why don’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5603 "2017-12-19T23:28:40Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Fuck **Bricker** and his bullshit diversions, as he attempts to derail [his own thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844791&page=4) while **D’Anconia** sits there JAQing off. Yeah, that thread got all kinds of annoying once that turd **D’Anconia** got involved. I (and others) others asked him several substantial questions, which he ignored, in order to pursue some “nuh uh”, point-gaining, chest-pounding exercise in nit-pickery. That guy’s like several assholes wrapped up in one tight, shitty package. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=279) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=281)