# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5604 "2017-12-19T23:42:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Fuck **Bricker** and his bullshit diversions, as he attempts to derail [his own thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844791&page=4) while **D’Anconia** sits there JAQing off. Still too pissed to read **Bricker** after his assholish pants-shitting in the CHIPS thread. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5605 "2017-12-20T00:03:07Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Fuck **Bricker** and his bullshit diversions, as he attempts to derail [his own thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844791&page=4) while **D’Anconia** sits there JAQing off. > [@Fuji](#): > > Yeah, that thread got all kinds of annoying once that turd **D’Anconia** got involved. I (and others) others asked him several substantial questions, which he ignored, in order to pursue some “nuh uh”, point-gaining, chest-pounding exercise in nit-pickery. That guy’s like several assholes wrapped up in one tight, shitty package. It’s pretty much a clusterfuck, really, and I’m not sure why I’m bothering to debate the issue, when the ones on the other side are behaving this way. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5606 "2017-12-20T00:08:42Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > The biggest problem I have with that thread is the infernal @'s going on. Both **Mackeral Slap** and \*\*Beckdawreck \*\*(both new members) were pulling that bullshit. Listen, bucko’s, this here’s the Dope. We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. > > It’s bad enough I have to trip across unicode fucking emojis now, we don’t need to set this dangerous precedent. > [@TroutMan](#): > > @-a boy! You tell 'em! Don’t be a h@er. **Jack B@ty** makes a really good point. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5607 "2017-12-20T00:23:48Z")
> [@Redirecting asteroids on an impact course by momentum transfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redirecting-asteroids-on-an-impact-course-by-momentum-transfer/804718/56): > > I think this is a reasonable analysis. Obviously this is a bad case scenario. My main point was really that each nuke you set off is getting you more push per kilogram of payload mass. Also, I had implicitly assumed you were going to spend the propellant to brake, but your idea is better - just fly by and set off the nuclear shaped charge at the right nanosecond. And yeah, you would have to pick the patch you set it off next to carefully, apparently the material type matters. This guy got ahold of something. Probably cleaning supplies in the bathroom cabinet. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5608 "2017-12-20T03:25:18Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Don’t be a h@er. **Jack B@ty** makes a really good point. Get this boy a plack. A @ plack. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5609 "2017-12-20T05:22:24Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Yeah, that thread got all kinds of annoying once that turd **D’Anconia** got involved. {…} True, but I am enjoying his low temperature flame out, > [@FCC Repeals Net Neutrality Rule](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fcc-repeals-net-neutrality-rule/804522/454): > > Much like all of your conversations. > > > [@FCC Repeals Net Neutrality Rule](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fcc-repeals-net-neutrality-rule/804522/455): > > > > I said enough with the personal cracks. You should learn to listen. > > > > Warning issued. Don’t do it again. 100 quatloos on a suspension within one week, 10 quatloos on a ban! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5610 "2017-12-20T05:26:19Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > The biggest problem I have with that thread is the infernal @'s going on. Both **Mackeral Slap** and \*\*Beckdawreck \*\*(both new members) were pulling that bullshit. Listen, bucko’s, this here’s the Dope. We don’t fucking @. We quote. Learn it. Love it. Live it. > > It’s bad enough I have to trip across unicode fucking emojis now, we don’t need to set this dangerous precedent. And stay off my damn lawn! …I sometimes find myself accidentally doing /name to address someone, like it’s 1994 again and I’m trying to private message someone in a bulletin board teleconference room or a MUD. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5611 "2017-12-20T06:43:40Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Get this boy a plack. A @ plack. What if he’s got porotection from @ placks tho? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5612 "2017-12-20T06:58:39Z")
A little porotection can calm the nerves, I hear. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5613 "2017-12-20T15:22:25Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > What if he’s got porotection from @ placks tho? Then they would toss him in the quarry and everyone would drive-by and take a dump on him? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5614 "2017-12-20T15:34:42Z")
Don’t get me wrong. . . I _like_ it when people “think outside the box.” Not so much when they “think outside the limits of reality.” Honest question: do you think he’s a Russian troll? I’m throwing $10 down that English is not his native language. Tripler Hell, has the SDMB already been overrun by Russian trolling? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5615 "2017-12-20T15:39:51Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Hell, has the SDMB already been overrun by Russian trolling? Please to be watching for brandly spanking new thread: **Is Time To Keel Moose and Squirrel**. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5616 "2017-12-20T16:02:59Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > … > Hell, has the SDMB already been overrun by Russian trolling? Nyet Comrade Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5617 "2017-12-20T21:49:19Z")
So what happened to the board this morning? I was a disconnected Borg, kinda freaked me out. No voices in my head. Well, just that one, it’s always there! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5618 "2017-12-20T21:59:17Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So what happened to the board this morning? I was a disconnected Borg, kinda freaked me out. No voices in my head. Well, just that one, it’s always there! I’m not sure, but it appeared to be nationwide. I couldn’t get in, either. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5619 "2017-12-20T22:05:47Z")
There was a UFO over Chicago about then. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5620 "2017-12-20T22:24:40Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m not sure, but it appeared to be nationwide. I couldn’t get in, either. I think around that time, **SamuelA** was testing his asteroid-deflection rays while his self-replicating robots were hurling tungsten rods into the earth from orbit. Mad geniuses do tend to cause some disruption from time to time, but it really can’t be helped. It’s just what they do. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5621 "2017-12-20T22:25:08Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > There was a UFO over Chicago about then. At least it wasn’t [a UFO over Cairo](https://archive.org/details/cd_insha-allah_nasa/disc1/05.+Nasa+-+UFO+Over+Cairo.flac). What? Didn’t everyone used to have [this CD](https://youtu.be/FpOa0UD0eS8?t=1193)‽ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5622 "2017-12-20T22:28:49Z")
Well, I’ve got the aluminum foil out now. Should I use heavy duty or regular? ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5623 "2017-12-20T23:21:35Z")
Maybe it was the first bad effect of losing Net Neutrality. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=282)