# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5644 "2017-12-21T02:00:25Z")
iPod coming through. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5645 "2017-12-21T02:05:24Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > No, no! Not pods, no pods of any kind, please! “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5646 "2017-12-21T02:46:32Z")
No pods? What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5647 "2017-12-21T03:03:50Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > No pods? > > What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then? Smash it! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5648 "2017-12-21T03:06:50Z")
Be afraid, be very afraid. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5649 "2017-12-21T03:09:38Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Pulled from the “[I want some of whatever it is he’s smoking](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845248)” files. Don’t you mean, “I want some of whatever it is he’s shooting up.”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5650 "2017-12-21T03:11:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > There’s no intelligent life here, guys. _Me transmitte sursum, Caledonis. Locus mali est._ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5651 "2017-12-21T03:12:09Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Don’t you mean, “I want some of whatever it is he’s shooting up.”? 😃 Yeah, I did think about that after posting. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5652 "2017-12-21T03:15:53Z")
Hey, don’t transmit. Call SETI, I think they are home. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5653 "2017-12-21T03:23:38Z")
Latin for “Beam me up, Scotty. This place sucks.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5654 "2017-12-21T03:51:35Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > No pods? > > What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then? Nuke it from orbit–it’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5655 "2017-12-21T04:00:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > In the sense of having 10 legs, but in the technical sense crabs are [decapods.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decapoda) And the mortal enemy of demigods. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5656 "2017-12-21T04:01:14Z")
Make me a cuppa, first. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5657 "2017-12-21T16:13:51Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > No, no! Not pods, no pods of any kind, please! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SCRRRREEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHH![/Donald Sutherland] ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5658 "2017-12-21T16:40:31Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Okay, I feel like you’re just trying to draw me out of hiding. > > SQUID GUN!!! 😃 > [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I think she meant cephalopods! Yep, yep, yep. I blame the drugs. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > No pods? > > What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then? _sticks out grabby hands_ I’ll take it! _scuttles off with elixir of the gods_ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5659 "2017-12-21T21:19:40Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > No pods? > > What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then? > [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Smash it! Sorry, can’t. Proud to be a [del]Democr[/del] not Republican. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5660 "2017-12-21T21:26:31Z")
Keep the Keurig, I want [a Nestpresso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O0ooXnyQMw). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5661 "2017-12-21T22:17:13Z")
From the need answer fast column, a writer asks: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845257](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845257) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5662 "2017-12-21T22:28:15Z")
I will place bets that question has already been asked here, not once, but several times. Takers? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5663 "2017-12-21T23:00:20Z")
That just grosses me out the back door. Geesh, I figure if you cannot tell by the smell, you have other issues that need to be addressed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=282) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=284)