# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5724 "2017-12-25T22:06:43Z")
rastafarian Dec 2017 13 posts, including these fine 6 threads. Next he’ll ask if the first one is suppose to be free. What is the age limit for drinking on international Delta flights? Why do most antipsychotics cause drowsiness? What are some other things besides caffeine can I take to keep me awake? What medicines do doctors usually prescribe for people with migraines? What’s the legality of cannabis in The Netherlands? Are there any chemical substances that darken the skin as opposed to lightening it? His latest. Drinking in the friendly skies. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845577](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845577) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5725 "2017-12-25T22:20:48Z")
**SeniorCitizen007** is making a big deal out of the 21st century having started in 2001, 17 years into the century. He’s right, of course, but he keeps hammering the point over and over. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845489](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845489) And I keep getting sucked into the thread by Dopers who keep saying, “Well, duh, if you start at year 0, it started in 2000.” Idiots. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5726 "2017-12-25T22:55:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **SeniorCitizen007** is making a big deal out of the 21st century having started in 2001, 17 years into the century. He’s right, of course, but he keeps hammering the point over and over. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845489](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845489) > > And I keep getting sucked into the thread by Dopers who keep saying, “Well, duh, if you start at year 0, it started in 2000.” > > Idiots. You need to stay off of his lawn! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5727 "2017-12-26T07:19:10Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Yes, this is where (in the thread) I decided that reality did not work the way he thought it did. Here we go. I posted back to his Pit thread. What an irritating little mosquito of a man. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5728 "2017-12-26T08:44:10Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You need to stay off of his lawn! 😉 But it’s so inviting. It has a mound, and home plate, and bases, and a backstop. How can you not help bringing your glove, bat, and ball and getting together a pickup game? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5729 "2017-12-26T08:45:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Here we go. I posted back to his Pit thread. What an irritating little mosquito of a man. I see an irritating little mosquito of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5730 "2017-12-26T11:43:51Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > It _is_! Now it’s _nuclear_ shaped charges [sub]which don’t exist[/sub]. But as I mentioned in that thread, [they _are_ possible](http://toughsf.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-nuclear-spear-casaba-howitzer.html). Meanwhile, Mr Shine seems to be in the midst of [committing sparkly suicide](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20685741). ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5731 "2017-12-26T12:58:23Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > But as I mentioned in that thread, [they _are_ possible](http://toughsf.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-nuclear-spear-casaba-howitzer.html). Possible, but not _practical_ outside of a theoretical design. I apologize for this, but I cannot share the paperwork where Ulam himself even acknowledges that it’s impractical. The main point in that paperwork is that in a vacuum, with no medium to propagate the overpressure of the blast, your detonation will give a fraction of the ‘push’ you’re looking for. Plutionium ain’t cheap, and to construct primaries for propulsion would be far more expensive than a chemical-based rocket. Besides, once you’re out of nukes, there’s no more propulsion to get you back home. Tripler Respectfully, it _is not_ a practical design. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5732 "2017-12-26T13:23:20Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > rastafarian Dec 2017 > 13 posts, including these fine 6 threads. Next he’ll ask if the first one is suppose to be free. > > … > > His latest. Drinking in the friendly skies. > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845577](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845577) That mention of his age increases my suspicion that he is the return of a certain poster who’s first word rhymes with “phlegm.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5733 "2017-12-26T17:29:03Z")
Popcorn and lawn chairs available on aisle 4 [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5734 "2017-12-26T17:47:14Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > That mention of his age increases my suspicion that he is the return of a certain poster who’s first word rhymes with “phlegm.” Nice rhyme. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5735 "2017-12-26T17:52:18Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Popcorn and lawn chairs available on aisle 4 > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615) If so he’s another sleeper agent. 300ish posts since 2009. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5736 "2017-12-26T17:56:13Z")
I’m having a hard time finding an innocent explanation for having thousands or toddler pictures on your computer. At least one I believe. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5737 "2017-12-26T21:53:25Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Popcorn and lawn chairs available on aisle 4 > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845615) He’s not looking for “toddlers”, he says he’s looking for “todlers”. A “tod” (from the Middle English _todde_) is a unit of measure for wool equal to 28 pounds, hence a _todler_ is a wool-seller. In medieval Scotland they would hawk their wares on street corners, and a savvy buyer could usually pick up a tod for about sixteen placks. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5738 "2017-12-26T23:52:57Z")
Pinocchio! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5739 "2017-12-27T23:19:13Z")
Kadmos1 is gonna need [more than 5,000 Facebook friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845705) after he writes his Tarzan book. There’s gotta be something he can do about it! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5740 "2017-12-27T23:51:49Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Kadmos1 is gonna need [more than 5,000 Facebook friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845705) after he writes his Tarzan book. There’s gotta be something he can do about it! I had to back away from that thread out of the certainty that mentioning that the issue was academic where he was concerned would be a warnable offense. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5741 "2017-12-28T00:11:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Kadmos1 is gonna need [more than 5,000 Facebook friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845705) after he writes his Tarzan book. There’s gotta be something he can do about it! I thought he was the “I accidentally brought up Hollywood being full of Jews” guy. I think **Tarzan™®©** is someone else… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5742 "2017-12-28T00:14:59Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I thought he was the “I accidentally brought up Hollywood being full of Jews” guy. > > I think **Tarzan™®©** is someone else… Nope, that’s **Kadmos** also. He has a Bug Up His Ass® about copyright in general. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5743 "2017-12-28T00:26:45Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Nope, that’s **Kadmos** also. He has a Bug Up His Ass® about copyright in general. Yep, you’re right. I read through some of his posts, and he mentions being blocked on other messageboards, and celebrities’ Facebook accounts. For multiple bugs _Up There™ …_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=286) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=288)