# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5744 "2017-12-28T01:29:32Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Yep, you’re right. I read through some of his posts, and he mentions being blocked on other messageboards, and celebrities’ Facebook accounts. What a fucking psycho. I hope they lock him up before he decides to make a costume out of somebody’s skin. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5745 "2017-12-28T10:43:04Z")
SeniorCitizen007 is [SamuelA-ing the stone age](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845737). ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5746 "2017-12-28T11:16:49Z")
Here’s another guy with the wrong impression of the Straight Dope. > [@Euphoria](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphoria/805459/1): > > I have been doing meth for a lil over a year and a half. Let me tell you the euphoria that I feel each time that I take it that big hit my body is enveloped in complete bliss. My body becomes all tingly and my feet become the center of the great euphoria that I am now experiencing. My tolerance for pain is elevated to unimaginable levels. I find pleasure and a strong desire to inflict pain on my feet. I’ll walk in grass that is overflowing with sticker burs burrowing then burs deep in the soles of my feet and toes. I then walk all the way home with each step feeling the burs dig deep into my feet. I also step in and beds shaking them up receiving hundreds of bites to my toes. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20688993&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20688993&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5747 "2017-12-28T13:52:29Z")
Perhaps our title is a bit misleading. I admit it feels a little weird to tell Sr. Weasel I’ve been Doping all day. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5748 "2017-12-28T14:07:29Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Perhaps our title is a bit misleading. I admit it feels a little weird to tell Sr. Weasel I’ve been Doping all day. [Your name doesn’t help](https://spiceaddictionsupport.org/what-is-spice/). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5749 "2017-12-28T15:15:24Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Perhaps our title is a bit misleading. I admit it feels a little weird to tell Sr. Weasel I’ve been Doping all day. He’ll be on board when you show him your first SDMB pay check! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5750 "2017-12-28T16:22:41Z")
Okay, I was wrong that Kadmos1 was hoping to have more than 5,000 Facebook friends himself some day. What he is really doing is harassing a man with a terminal illness. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5751 "2017-12-28T16:53:59Z")
That’s just wrong. Man has issues. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5752 "2017-12-28T17:53:47Z")
Not sure it’s been mentioned already but **GulfTiger** from “NORTEX” is picking up speed here [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20689235#post20689235](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20689235#post20689235) in a thread from a year-ish ago. A quick search and sampling shows his other earlier posts in other threads are of a piece. Short, absolute, mildly combative, missing the big picture. I think I’ve probably done my final feeding in that thread; we shall see. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5753 "2017-12-28T18:40:32Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > SamuelA-ing Thank-you for new verb. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5754 "2017-12-28T20:13:04Z")
Today Roy Moore is the official loser of the Alabama race. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5755 "2017-12-28T20:27:52Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Not sure it’s been mentioned already but **GulfTiger** from “NORTEX” is picking up speed here [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20689235#post20689235](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20689235#post20689235) in a thread from a year-ish ago. > > A quick search and sampling shows his other earlier posts in other threads are of a piece. Short, absolute, mildly combative, missing the big picture. > > I think I’ve probably done my final feeding in that thread; we shall see. What, you don’t think it would be trivial to partition the US? Piece of cake!! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5756 "2017-12-28T21:56:24Z")
To paraphrase Dirty Harry: Nothing wrong with cleaving a country. As long as the right people get cleaved. I think that’s pretty much as deep as **GulfTiger** has thought about this; “If everything I didn’t like suddenly died, or better yet was killed and their assets seized, I’d be so much more comfortable with my deep seated inadequacy.” Makes me think of this: [xkcd: Pickup Artist](https://xkcd.com/1027/) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5757 "2017-12-28T23:25:30Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Your name doesn’t help](https://spiceaddictionsupport.org/what-is-spice/). How do you know that she is not referencing the [other](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melange_(fictional_drug)) kind? That would explain a thing or two. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5758 "2017-12-28T23:29:46Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > How do you know that she is not referencing the [other](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melange_(fictional_drug)) kind? That would explain a thing or two. [Bam!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4BOZcDMw_A) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5759 "2017-12-29T16:13:32Z")
Clothy has a soulmate now! Republitroll alert. > [@Thank You, Mr. President...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thank-you-mr-president/805146/50): > > Thank you President Trump, for winning the election that kept Hillary Clinton from ever becoming president. > > She now can devote the rest of her life peddling her book that blames everyone else for her loss. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5760 "2017-12-29T16:19:27Z")
So he’s apparently read her book? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5761 "2017-12-29T16:39:16Z")
No need. Faux read it for him and told him what it said. So now he knows what to think. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5762 "2017-12-29T17:26:25Z")
[I’m guessing that college boy from North Jersey was back again.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford,_New_Jersey) Banned already. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5763 "2017-12-29T17:37:45Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [I’m guessing that college boy from North Jersey was back again.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford,_New_Jersey) Banned already. Gone already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=289)