# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/561 "2016-12-23T22:26:06Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Deflection is more efficient when one simply lies as quickly as they can. This character decides what the truth is and goes from there. > > I’m 75% sure it’s Cheshire Human. Schools are out for the holidays so it could be one of those bored college kids who’ve discovered something they think no one Takes Seriously. Anything’s possible. > What do you suppose will come first, their banning or their boredom? Well you haven’t pointed out any violations I’ve made, so looks like you just want an echo chamber where anyone who doesn’t agree with you is banned, well best of luck wasting your holiday trying to get me banned if it means that much to you, mate. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/562 "2016-12-23T22:45:26Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Well you haven’t pointed out any violations I’ve made, so looks like you just want an echo chamber where anyone who doesn’t agree with you is banned, well best of luck wasting your holiday trying to get me banned if it means that much to you, mate. I am so much not your mate in any sense of the word. But thanks for the warning from a deliberate time waster that I should not waste my own time. Take a hard look at that obvious double standard and decide if that’s the person you want to be. You want to appear as though you chose to join this membership, yet you disdain and condescend to it? It’s a shitty and unbelievable premise to start from and if it walks like a duck… ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/563 "2016-12-23T22:48:00Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Who’s fabricating anything? Ideologically he’s a secular Humanist as far as I can tell, and probably believes natural sciences are the key to solving human problems, therefore me arguing for a higher intelligence than humans went against his views. > > I mean if I’m wrong he’s free to state what his beliefs are, but “atheism” isn’t a belief, just a lack thereof. But atheists of course still have belief systems, even if it doesn’t involve a God. So you’re determined to make things up about other posters, content in your own supposed expertise in these belief systems which no poster here has identified as. I’m less than convinced, and I tend to think you’re just another liar. Certainly a much simpler explanation than that you happen to have a perfect understanding of these posters as well as their supposed belief system. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/564 "2016-12-23T23:21:23Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > So you’re determined to make things up about other posters, content in your own supposed expertise in these belief systems which no poster here has identified as. > > I’m less than convinced, and I tend to think you’re just another liar. Certainly a much simpler explanation than that you happen to have a perfect understanding of these posters as well as their supposed belief system. Well I’m convinced if you’re a guy who proposed to women who’s vocabulary stops at “Thats, like, sooo fucking weird!” then you don’t have very high standards, if weren’t going to continue to derail things. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/565 "2016-12-23T23:28:26Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Well I’m convinced if you’re a guy who proposed to women who’s vocabulary stops at “Thats, like, sooo fucking weird!” then you don’t have very high standards, if weren’t going to continue to derail things. What does this have to do with me? What the hell are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/566 "2016-12-23T23:29:30Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > What does this have to do with me? What the hell are you talking about? Maybe I’m confusing you with someone else ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/567 "2016-12-23T23:30:44Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Maybe I’m confusing you with someone else Since you confuse \*\*whose \*\*with **who’s** , yeah prolly. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/568 "2016-12-23T23:38:33Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Maybe I’m confusing you with someone else So an idiot as well as a misogynistic liar? Want to say something racist too? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/569 "2016-12-23T23:44:05Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Well you haven’t pointed out any violations I’ve made, so looks like you just want an echo chamber where anyone who doesn’t agree with you is banned, well best of luck wasting your holiday trying to get me banned if it means that much to you, mate. No one is trying to get you banned. Getting banned is a self effort. Mods don’t care what we think, they have their own standards. Oh, and PALATR is more appropriate when describing what we’re doing. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/570 "2016-12-23T23:48:08Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > So an idiot as well as a misogynistic liar? Want to say something racist too? No I’m not a whipped little worm like you are who’s still afraid that mommy will give him a spankwing for saywing something wacist. And then wonders why “nice guys” like him got passed over by girls for all the “douchebag jocks” and probably has repressed misogynistic urges because of it like Elliot Rogers or Norman Bates, lmao But hey it’d be way more easy to insult your race if I knew what type of ‘untermensh’ you are to start with, worm, lol ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/571 "2016-12-23T23:50:08Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > No one is trying to get you banned. Getting banned is a self effort. Mods don’t care what we think, they have their own standards. > > Oh, and PALATR is more appropriate when describing what we’re doing. Well princess you haven’t pointed out any violations, other than you and some others apparently being butthurt over me insulting a stupid cartoon show. So if that’s the kind of crap that mods ban people over here for (but ignore posters who call out individual members as pedophiles), it’s pretty pathetic. I’m hoping you’re just BSing and that the mods aren’t nearly as impartial as your threats imply. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/572 "2016-12-23T23:51:33Z")
I have no problem admitting I’m trying to get trolls banned. If you don’t like that, stop trolling. It’s not hard. If they don’t get banned, then people will keep on quoting them, which makes ignoring them less than effective. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/573 "2016-12-23T23:56:03Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > No I’m not a whipped little worm like you are who’s still afraid that mommy will give him a spankwing for saywing something wacist. > > And then wonders why “nice guys” like him got passed over by girls for all the “douchebag jocks” and probably has repressed misogynistic urges because of it like Elliot Rogers or Norman Bates, lmao > > But hey it’d be way more easy to insult your race if I knew what type of ‘untermensh’ you are to start with, worm, lol Ahh, another internet psychic! A failed one, just like all the others, but it’s always amusing to see idiots attempt to read minds through the web. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/574 "2016-12-23T23:57:02Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > So you’re determined to make things up about other posters, content in your own supposed expertise in these belief systems which no poster here has identified as. > > I’m less than convinced, and I tend to think you’re just another liar. Certainly a much simpler explanation than that you happen to have a perfect understanding of these posters as well as their supposed belief system. You overlook the fact that we’re dealing with pure genius here. Calico Jack has come here to enlighten us with his far-reaching wisdom on a wide variety of topics, and who are you to question his awesome powers? Learn to let go, and let Calico teach you the meaning of life while he has time, before he has to go back to remedial high school after the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/575 "2016-12-24T00:00:13Z")
Well **Sunny Daze** , **Jackie’s** really ramping up his troll cred exponentially lately, you could have been spot on with the 25th date, but I’m afraid the ban hammer will fall earlier. He’s way past the usual half-life of obvious trolls, even for this board. ETA: sorry mods, I wouldn’t want your job, but would you please let me in your approved troll-dar squad? It wouldn’t take so long then each time. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/576 "2016-12-24T00:02:42Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > You overlook the fact that we’re dealing with pure genius here. Calico Jack has come here to enlighten us with his far-reaching wisdom on a wide variety of topics, and who are you to question his awesome powers? Learn to let go, and let Calico teach you the meaning of life while he has time, before he has to go back to remedial high school after the holidays. Think his jackets smell like clove cigarettes? ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/577 "2016-12-24T00:03:10Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Ahh, another internet psychic! A failed one, just like all the others, but it’s always amusing to see idiots attempt to read minds through the web. Idiot is a term for a mentally retarded person, you intolerant ableist ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/578 "2016-12-24T00:05:00Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Well **Sunny Daze** , **Jackie’s** really ramping up his troll cred exponentially lately, you could have been spot on with the 25th date, but I’m afraid the ban hammer will fall earlier. He’s way past the usual half-life of obvious trolls, even for this board. > > ETA: sorry mods, I wouldn’t want your job, but would you please let me in your approved troll-dar squad? It wouldn’t take so long then. You know there’s a list of rules on this forum right? Feel free to show the rules I’ve broken instead of just screaming “troll” or “banhammer” because something I said about “Bronies” got you all hot and bothered. You guys must just still be hung up about Trump winning the election and need something to get offended over. Go to Democratic Undergroun d or DailyKos or somewhere if you want an echo chamber. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/579 "2016-12-24T00:08:18Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Idiot is a term for a mentally retarded person, you intolerant ableist [Gee, Jack… did that hit close to home?](http://i.imgur.com/nqKJIUP.gif) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/580 "2016-12-24T00:08:38Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Idiot is a term for a mentally retarded person, you intolerant ableist Apologies. You’re a stupid, misogynistic liar, judging only by your posts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=30)