# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5804 "2018-01-01T14:29:57Z")
I never post anything unnecessary. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5805 "2018-01-01T14:49:17Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > And the longest posts I usually give up on because they are too emotional and I realize I’m just stuck in a mental rut trying to fulfill a need that can’t be met by internet posting. Sometimes just writing it down can help with that; forcing your thoughts into coherency enough to get them down on paper (or the screen) helps you focus on what you really mean (or feel). Whether anyone else reads them is secondary. When we had to put a dog down a year ago I wrote an email to a vet-tech animal lover friend of mine about it. Unfortunately, I had sent it to a rarely-checked alternate address. Three months later she replied, apologizing profusely. I told her it was okay, “it was writing the post that was important, not any reply it might engender.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5806 "2018-01-01T15:05:06Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > I never post anything unnecessary. We all need to put more whelm in our posts least they be underwhelming. Of course, I mean the noun whelm, not the verb whelm. But I know you knew that. ---
**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5807 "2018-01-01T15:31:08Z")
Ooh, I’ve been mentioned in this thread. Should I be flattered or offended? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5808 "2018-01-01T15:34:18Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > Ooh, I’ve been mentioned in this thread. > > Should I be flattered or offended? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5809 "2018-01-01T15:35:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yes. Is that a typo? You answered “yes” to an “or” question. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5810 "2018-01-01T15:47:38Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > Is that a typo? You answered “yes” to an “or” question. He was correct. The answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5811 "2018-01-01T15:53:24Z")
more hero worship from the turdGuy. RE: the shagnutzy thread. > [@Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shagnasty-is-a-misogynistic-prick/801661/1171): > > Why is everyone hating on this guy? > > I’m so jealous of him. > > He actually scored a right-wing woman who’s NON-religious. Those women are few and far between. It seems that women are either SJWs or Jesus freaks. Why can’t more women be both sexually liberal and fiscally conservative at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5812 "2018-01-01T15:53:54Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > How do you figure? 500 posts ago for me was Dec 5th, now 27 days ago. 500/27 = 18.5 per day. :eek: Goddamn MDY! And I’m sorry for having essentially trolled all statistic nerds and derailed the troll thread! (For some definitions of troll.) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5813 "2018-01-01T16:09:46Z")
You didn’t derail this. I’m sure about that. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5814 "2018-01-01T16:11:35Z")
Because this thread is such a paragon of reasoned and focused discourse. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5815 "2018-01-01T16:20:20Z")
Wow, girl mods are way smarter than guy mods. That post proves it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5816 "2018-01-01T17:01:02Z")
**ShagCarpet** now has a fan club? Eiccssh… ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5817 "2018-01-01T17:22:43Z")
[First-time poster asking for advice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845986) about impotence, or as he puts it, “my willy does not work properly anymore”. So you’ve had a medical issue for half a decade and seen multiple physicians about it but have not found a solution. So what would you do now? How about post to a general-interest internet message board about your issues? Sounds completely legitimate to me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5818 "2018-01-01T18:24:34Z")
What is up with **[SeniorCitizen007](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845977)**? Apparently, if males are ever asked about what their mind is, > [@What is your mind?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-mind/805671/1): > > If males are asked this question the response is often a gesture towards their genital area before attempting an answer… What a hateful, sexist little person. Fortunately, it looks like the responders did not play along. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5819 "2018-01-01T19:02:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What is up with **[SeniorCitizen007](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845977)**? > > Apparently, if males are ever asked about what their mind is, > > What a hateful, sexist little person. Fortunately, it looks like the responders did not play along. Who asks someone " what is your mind?" ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5820 "2018-01-01T19:06:07Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What is up with **[SeniorCitizen007](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845977)**? > > Apparently, if males are ever asked about what their mind is, > > What a hateful, sexist little person. Fortunately, it looks like the responders did not play along. I’m inclined to agree with the drunk old fool that in his particular case it happens to be true. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5821 "2018-01-01T19:08:48Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > [First-time poster asking for advice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845986) about impotence, or as he puts it, “my willy does not work properly anymore”. So you’ve had a medical issue for half a decade and seen multiple physicians about it but have not found a solution. So what would you do now? How about post to a general-interest internet message board about your issues? Sounds completely legitimate to me. Sheer desperation? It seems plausible to me. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5822 "2018-01-01T19:22:38Z")
Perhaps. I’m still skeptical. For one thing, anytime a family member or I have an ongoing medical issue, we get really familiar with the correct medical terminology and are able to talk about it in more grown-up language than “my willy is broken”. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5823 "2018-01-01T19:32:11Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Perhaps. I’m still skeptical. For one thing, anytime a family member or I have an ongoing medical issue, we get really familiar with the correct medical terminology and are able to talk about it in more grown-up language than “my willy is broken”. Sock-o-cock is trock. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=290) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=292)