# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 294
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5864 "2018-01-05T15:13:49Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > If this was the Shriners one, he’s been cornfielded. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20704490&postcount=61](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20704490&postcount=61) Yeah, that one. I bit him in the ass before they booted him. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5865 "2018-01-05T15:22:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Yeah, that one. > > I bit him in the ass before they booted him. Good on you for feeding a troll. Replying to and quoting obvious trolls just makes more work for the mods to remove those posts as well. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5866 "2018-01-05T15:39:03Z")
So you moved them too? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5867 "2018-01-05T15:47:12Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > So you moved them too? I removed four posts that were quotes of or direct replies to the troll, which is our standard practice. Look, guys, I appreciate reports of trolls here. But quoting and replying to them is counterproductive. It feeds the troll and the posts are just going to be removed anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5868 "2018-01-05T16:32:08Z")
Okay, that makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5869 "2018-01-05T16:43:12Z")
The most surprising thing about that one is that that name hadn’t been taken yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5870 "2018-01-05T17:44:31Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5871 "2018-01-05T19:26:12Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Good for you, **naita**! SO many woo-based questions need a terse, one-word answer. I often type “No”, then delete it for fear it’ll look like threadshitting. When I really just want the OP to face facts. As an early answer it would have been threadshitting, but the evidence of a lack of consensus had already been posted and no one had extracted that part of the overly long OP. It’s a pity there’s no good way to search for posts just containing “no”. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5872 "2018-01-06T01:14:04Z")
> [@Gentrification is bad](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gentrification-is-bad/805935/72): > > And I should also point out that gentrification is a form of class warfare. You realize that gentrifiers are prejudice against the working class and even minorities as well. And because of gentrification the working class is now a dying breed. If you lived in a Rust Belt city back before 9/11 you could work a factory job and make a good living that way without any formal education. That was when the American dream was alive and proud. Now the American dream is halfway in it’s coffin, and don’t expect Trump to bring it back. Gentrification has only benefited those burnt out Millennial hipsters working some high end professional occupation. And those people right there have no American dream. **If Ross Perot were president he’d bring back the American dream and get the USA back to a hard working nation.** And let’s not forget automation will only get more people sitting on the couch than actually going to work. He’s figured it out. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5873 "2018-01-06T01:24:57Z")
**Astorian** is an asshole troll. And a dickhead. And a worthless piece of racist shit. I recently saw the move _Get Out_ and I dug up the Cafe Society thread today. It was a pretty good read until the aforementioned ass goblin dropped this turd: > [@Get Out: Peele's new horror movie \[open spoilers\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-peeles-new-horror-movie-open-spoilers/782605/31): > > Bet Peele’s white wife and white in-laws loooooved this movie. > > “So, THAT’S what you think of us, huh Jordan? Yeah, take a flying f— and don’t ever set foot in our house again.” And then this one: > [@Get Out: Peele's new horror movie \[open spoilers\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-peeles-new-horror-movie-open-spoilers/782605/34): > > Nice try. “Fiction” or not, Peele has shown what he really thinks of his white friends and family. If they delude themselves that he doesn’t really despise them, that’s their choice. And inevitably, of course, this bit of fucktard wisdom: > [@Get Out: Peele's new horror movie \[open spoilers\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-peeles-new-horror-movie-open-spoilers/782605/37): > > I know he’s half white, but he wouldn’t be the first mulatto to idealize his black heritage while secretly hating the white family that actually raised him. > > Barack Obama looooved his drunken bum of a deadbeat dad who never cared about him at all, but was quick to throw his white grandmother (the woman who actually raised him) under the bus as a racist during the 2008 campaign. Yeah, he was modded for his douchebaggery. He’s still a turd fondler. The movie wasn’t meant as an indictment of all white people, you dumb monkey, but it sure brought out your true colors. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5874 "2018-01-06T01:29:47Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > The movie wasn’t meant as an indictment of all white people, you dumb monkey, but it sure brought out your true colors. I made a number of contributions to that thread including a few interviews with Peele where he addressed that precise issue. Nobody could listen to those interviews and reasonably come away with the conclusion that the message of that film was anti-white. I’ve given this careful consideration, and I think one of the reasons I wasn’t threatened by the film is that I don’t lure black men into my home and surgically integrate their brains with those of my ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5875 "2018-01-06T01:40:07Z")
“Turd fondler” is my new favorite insult. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5876 "2018-01-06T01:43:09Z")
Is that where turd burglers fence their I’ll gotten turds? To turd fondlers? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5877 "2018-01-06T04:17:01Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846285](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846285) UFO sitting on a wall. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5878 "2018-01-06T16:14:42Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846285](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846285) > > UFO sitting on a wall. The question is answered, and the OP responds with “You’re right!” Your trolldar seems to be too sensitive. Even if you later turn out to be right, that level is going to get you a _lot_ of false positives. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5879 "2018-01-06T16:47:30Z")
> [@naita](#): > > The question is answered, and the OP responds with “You’re right!” Your trolldar seems to be too sensitive. Even if you later turn out to be right, that level is going to get you a _lot_ of false positives. Actually, I can’t find any mention of troll, sock or trock in anything I posted about that. But now that you mention it, I \*\*do not \*\*use a _Trolldar_. That’s so last century. I use the newer, much more accurate Trockdar Delux. It is registering “need more information” range right now. But the probability light is flashing, so it’s working on it. If that link doesn’t work, it’s because the Trockdar Deluxe is not available in your area. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5880 "2018-01-06T16:59:00Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I made a number of contributions to that thread including a few interviews with Peele where he addressed that precise issue. Nobody could listen to those interviews and reasonably come away with the conclusion that the message of that film was anti-white. I’ve given this careful consideration, and I think one of the reasons I wasn’t threatened by the film is that I don’t lure black men into my home and surgically integrate their brains with those of my ancestors. Not surgically. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5881 "2018-01-06T19:04:17Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Actually, I can’t find any mention of troll, sock or trock in anything I posted about that. But now that you mention it, I \*\*do not \*\*use a _Trolldar_. That’s so last century. I use the newer, much more accurate Trockdar Delux. It is registering “need more information” range right now. But the probability light is flashing, so it’s working on it. > > If that link doesn’t work, it’s because the Trockdar Deluxe is not available in your area. I couldn’t get the Trockdar Deluxe, but I find the Plack Buster™ to be an acceptable substitute. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5882 "2018-01-06T20:36:24Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Actually, I can’t find any mention of troll, sock or trock in anything I posted about that. But now that you mention it, I \*\*do not \*\*use a _Trolldar_. That’s so last century. I use the newer, much more accurate Trockdar Delux. It is registering “need more information” range right now. But the probability light is flashing, so it’s working on it. > > If that link doesn’t work, it’s because the Trockdar Deluxe is not available in your area. Well you posted it, without any other specification of its relevance, to the Omnibus Trolls R Us thread. The inference was not unreasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5883 "2018-01-06T21:57:00Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Well you posted it, without any other specification of its relevance, to the Omnibus Trolls R Us thread. The inference was not unreasonable. \*\*SamuelA \*\*logic detected. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=293) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=295)