# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/581 "2016-12-24T00:10:19Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Apologies. You’re a stupid, misogynistic liar, judging only by your posts. No one cares… go back to your safe space ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/582 "2016-12-24T00:12:44Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > No one cares… go back to your safe space What are you talking about, liar? Do you always inject random, unrelated concepts into conversations, or only on this board? ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/583 "2016-12-24T00:20:04Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > What are you talking about, liar? Do you always inject random, unrelated concepts into conversations, or only on this board? No, I really don’t care, get over the fact that Trump won, I would’ve voted for Cruz, but it’s pedantic progressives like you who sit around chanting “wacist, misogynist” like ‘power words’ who are the reason Trump won in a landslide. You’re as bad as the evangelical Christians who chastize people for saying “Oh my God”, no one likes you. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/584 "2016-12-24T00:25:32Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > No, I really don’t care, get over the fact that Trump won, I would’ve voted for Cruz, but it’s pedantic progressives like you who sit around chanting “wacist, misogynist” like ‘power words’ who are the reason Trump won in a landslide. You’re as bad as the evangelical Christians who chastize people for saying “Oh my God”, no one likes you. What does any of this political stuff have to do with anything I’ve said? Where do you get this crap? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/585 "2016-12-24T00:30:53Z")
Wait, did I miss it, or are we still waiting for Calico Jack to link to someone wanting him banned for the post he referred to? He’s been so busy with post after post of insults (and many of them so random that they don’t apply to anyone here), but he’s made no effort to prove he wasn’t lying? If I’d made a claim and people thought I was making it up, I’d show them the proof and shut down the accusations. Well, if I had the proof… But if I were lying all along and got called on it, and for some twisted reason couldn’t admit it… yeah, then maybe I’d start insulting everyone with any taunt i could think of to distract everyone. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/586 "2016-12-24T00:43:50Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > You know there’s a list of rules on this forum right? > > Feel free to show the rules I’ve broken instead of just screaming “troll” or “banhammer” because something I said about “Bronies” got you all hot and bothered. Hahaha, you’re so precious a troll, I’ll give it a seven. I’ll let you in on a secret: I’m a 48 old single male, I’ve never watched a second of that pony show, but I have a hard on for Spongebob Squarepants, always had, I was hooked after the first episode I ever saw. I think it’s one of the most clever TV shows I know and I laughed my ass off, and the miracle was always that my four year old nephew could enjoy the show as well as his then 38 year old uncle, though we mostly laughed at different times. So please analyze me: show what you can do! (but without mentioning Trump or humanism, that’s a challenge for you) ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/587 "2016-12-24T00:45:21Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Hahaha, you’re so precious a troll, I’ll give it a seven. I’ll let you in on a secret: I’m a 48 old single male, I’ve never watched a second of that pony show, but I have a hard on for Spongebob Squarepants, always had, I was hooked after the first episode I ever saw. I think it’s one of the most clever TV shows I know and I laughed my ass off, and the miracle was always that my four year old nephew could enjoy the show as well as his then 38 year old uncle, though we mostly laughed at different times. So please analyze me: show what you can do! (but without mentioning Trump or humanism, that’s a challenge for you) TMI ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/588 "2016-12-24T01:01:08Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > TMI I give it a 1 for content, but a 9 for perfidy. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/589 "2016-12-24T01:15:06Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > No I’m not a whipped little worm like you are who’s still afraid that mommy will give him a spankwing for saywing something wacist. > > And then wonders why “nice guys” like him got passed over by girls for all the “douchebag jocks” and probably has repressed misogynistic urges because of it like Elliot Rogers or Norman Bates, lmao > > But hey it’d be way more easy to insult your race if I knew what type of ‘untermensh’ you are to start with, worm, lol Please tell us more. It’s fascinating! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/590 "2016-12-24T01:33:52Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Maybe I’m confusing you with someone else Or you’re just fucking stupid. I’ll go with that. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/591 "2016-12-24T01:41:22Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Well princess you haven’t pointed out any violations, other than you and some others apparently being butthurt over me insulting a stupid cartoon show. Actually, I’m not concerned about who or what you’ve insulted. I’m just here to see who wins your meltdown pool. I have tomorrow, 9 PM Eastern. Please do it between then and 10 PM, I need the money. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/592 "2016-12-24T01:42:43Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Or you’re just fucking stupid. I’ll go with that. Would that I could offer a spirit… 5x distilled. Let that troll be beneath his bridge. Spirit of Holiday Cheer…? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/593 "2016-12-24T01:44:19Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Please tell us more. It’s fascinating! Has he called anyone a ‘beta’ yet (or even funnier, referred to himself as an ‘alpha’)? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/594 "2016-12-24T01:46:17Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Has he called anyone a ‘beta’ yet (or even funnier, referred to himself as an ‘alpha’)? No, but he has referred to the **untermensch**. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/595 "2016-12-24T03:02:54Z")
Whoa, Nelly! Yet another troll thinks I’m a Humanist? Now that’s funny, ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/596 "2016-12-24T03:24:54Z")
OK, now I’m intrigued. Monty, have you ever said “I am a Humanist! Read my manifesto. Here are our beliefs, and our headgear, meetings are at 7pm Thursdays, unless the Steelers are playing.”? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/597 "2016-12-24T03:41:29Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Apologies. You’re a stupid, misogynistic liar, judging only by your posts. You forgot to mention the troll’s hypocrisy. In this thread he seems to want the whole Internet to be a free-for-all, but in his meltdown thread, he reported another poster. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/598 "2016-12-24T03:58:13Z")
The [35 kg. computer guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814218) has been banned. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/599 "2016-12-24T06:16:52Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Humanists like Monty aren’t fictional people, they have a specific creed with a statement of faith as I just showed you. > > Monty thinks he’s “spreading the good news” in the name of Humanism by educating people about evolution, and as my suggestion about higher intelligence is at odds with his creed, he seems to fancy me a heretic worthy of excommunication apparently. > > This is why Humanists are starting to become as popular with the average person as Jehovah’s witnesses and Mormons are. WTF are you on about? It really doesn’t take all that much intelligence (lucky for you) to do a search on this board to find out that I’m not a humanist nor am I an atheist; I’m cetainly not against science. You, on the other hand, have definitely proven your views of science aren’t scientific. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/600 "2016-12-24T06:50:03Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Whoa, Nelly! Yet another troll thinks I’m a Humanist? Now that’s funny, Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Humanist Party? 🙂 Maybe he meant Humorist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=31)