# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5984 "2018-01-10T15:58:15Z")
He’s watching too much Flintstones. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5985 "2018-01-10T17:00:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Not a troll, but breakneck is an interesting case. Asks a question about dinosaurs (along with some Not Even Wrong ideas) in 2013, bumps the thread today. I see that he has made only a few posts–among them is another thread started in 2013 and bumped in 2016. And he makes the bump posts as if the conversation is continuing normally with no multi-year gap in between. Maybe that’s just the clock speed of his brain, so it takes multiple years to come up with the next question. To use **SamuelA** ’s excellent and highly accurate technical terminology, maybe that’s how long it takes his brain to execute branch statements. But indeed **breakneck** is an interesting fellow. He proposes a personal theory of dinosaur evolution that may well have come from _The Flintstones_, whose absurd stupidity is matched only by the barely comprehensibly illiteracy in which it’s written. When criticized for any of this, his first inclination is to unleash a torrent of ungrammatical vitriol, then sit back and wait for helpful responses, most of which he seems to ignore or not understand. I can see him being a solid asset to the board going forward. Or possibly tending to the corn out in the back forty. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5986 "2018-01-10T18:24:50Z")
[Slow fake news day at Pacific Pundit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846664)? ---
**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5987 "2018-01-10T19:35:01Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Not a troll, but breakneck is an interesting case. Asks a question about dinosaurs (along with some Not Even Wrong ideas) in 2013, bumps the thread today. I see that he has made only a few posts–among them is another thread started in 2013 and bumped in 2016. And he makes the bump posts as if the conversation is continuing normally with no multi-year gap in between. > > My guess is that he has some sort of rare disorder that causes him to leap forward in time. From his POV, the threads are proceeding rapidly. Maybe he’s Billy Pilgrim and he’s just come unstuck? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5988 "2018-01-10T21:12:01Z")
Didn’t **DkTrdGuy** say he hung around with the Dark Triad? I give you [**DarkSpearTriant**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846687). Mr. Triant has linked to a youtube channel from someone raising a baby monkey and asking for monetary support to do so. I’m not saying that someone, somewhere isn’t doing so. I just find it odd that that someone picked this user name. It could be legit, in which case - welcome to the underground economy of baby monkey raising for money. (Baby monkey thread reported) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5989 "2018-01-10T21:18:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Didn’t **DkTrdGuy** say he hung around with the Dark Triad? I give you [**DarkSpearTriant**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846687). Mr. Triant has linked to a youtube channel from someone raising a baby monkey and asking for monetary support to do so. > > I’m not saying that someone, somewhere isn’t doing so. I just find it odd that that someone picked this user name. It could be legit, in which case - welcome to the underground economy of baby monkey raising for money. > > (Baby monkey thread reported) I Googled the first couple of lines in his thread…and it would be easier to name the forums he _didn’t_ post his Monkeygram in. Car forums, doctor forums, sports forums, business forums-he tried to sling a little bit of monkey shit into all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5990 "2018-01-10T21:44:06Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I Googled the first couple of lines in his thread…and it would be easier to name the forums he _didn’t_ post his Monkeygram in. Car forums, doctor forums, sports forums, business forums-he tried to sling a little bit of monkey shit into all of them. …and the monkey has left the building. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5991 "2018-01-10T21:54:16Z")
I feel sorry for the monkey. The web has certainly given rise to some odd ways to make money. I wonder if anyone would subscribe to my patreon of my son’s chihuahua taking naps. He’s really good at it. _who’s a good boy_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5992 "2018-01-10T21:59:54Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I feel sorry for the monkey. The web has certainly given rise to some odd ways to make money. I wonder if anyone would subscribe to my patreon of my son’s chihuahua taking naps. He’s really good at it. _who’s a good boy_ Only if you put an ugly holiday sweater on it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5993 "2018-01-10T22:02:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Only if you put an ugly holiday sweater on it. Isn’t that a requirement of chihuahua owners? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5994 "2018-01-10T22:54:33Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Isn’t that a requirement of chihuahua owners? No, owners have to wear a coat and tie. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5995 "2018-01-10T23:12:35Z")
> [@Post your unpopular opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-unpopular-opinions/806001/165): > > I think Timothy McVeigh’s actions were not an entirely unreasonable reaction to Ruby Ridge and Waco. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165) Well there you go. Troll, or psychopath? We report, you decide. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5996 "2018-01-10T23:57:10Z")
Trochopath? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5997 "2018-01-11T00:13:33Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > …and the monkey has left the building. Dang, I wanted to see the little monkey scratch the owners eyes out. Where do you have to live to find a monkey on the side of the road? Weird. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5998 "2018-01-11T00:41:39Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165) > > Well there you go. > > Troll, or psychopath? We report, you decide. Well, it was a thread asking for unpopular opinions!! Can’t get more unpopular than that. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5999 "2018-01-11T00:43:50Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165) > > Well there you go. > > Troll, or psychopath? We report, you decide. I no longer have any doubts that my decision to stop engaging with him was the right one. Maybe others will see this truly revolting opinion and reach the same conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6000 "2018-01-11T00:46:51Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20716465&postcount=165) > > Well there you go. > > Troll, or psychopath? We report, you decide. I’d say that officially makes him a troll. He obviously does not care about the rule of law despite all of his crap arguing for it. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6001 "2018-01-11T00:59:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Well, it was a thread asking for unpopular opinions!! Can’t get more unpopular than that. “Hitler did nothing wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6002 "2018-01-11T03:30:02Z")
Oh for heaven’s sake, now you’e Godwinized _ **the whole thread!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6003 "2018-01-11T04:03:27Z")
> [@Post your unpopular opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-unpopular-opinions/806001/165): > > > [@Post your unpopular opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-unpopular-opinions/806001/165): > > > > I think Timothy McVeigh’s actions were not an entirely unreasonable reaction to Ruby Ridge and Waco. > > Well there you go. > > Troll, or psychopath? We report, you decide. Charming. HD is a fucking asshat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=299) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=301)