# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6024 "2018-01-12T15:20:22Z")
That’s good. It’s real good that you did that. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6025 "2018-01-12T15:26:11Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > That’s good. It’s real good that you did that. Winner. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6026 "2018-01-12T15:58:24Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Isn’t that nice of the Moderators? He asked them about cornfields, and they sent him there for a visit. It’s… it’s like a field trip. An educational field trip. To the corn. An educational cornfield trip. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6027 "2018-01-12T16:01:28Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > That’s good. It’s real good that you did that. Yes, yes it is. [Just remember to think happy thoughts always.](http://www.savethecat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/twilight-zone-its-a-good-life.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6028 "2018-01-12T16:26:56Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > The thread now says I don’t have access. Is it a result of a site malfunction? > > _confused_ LMFAO. Is that the first time a bannee managed to post while the mods were deleting his threads and canceling his account? Quite a bit like HAL in 2001… \*I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. Dave Bowman: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: It’s called “Daisy.” HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle buiiiilllltttt foooorrrr twwwwwwwooooooooooooooooo…\* Coke to **Colibri**. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6029 "2018-01-12T19:10:00Z")
I found it amusing that he came here to ask us. Heh. You’ve got me curious about the 3-headed gopher **Colibri**. Think I’ll do some looking around. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6030 "2018-01-12T20:51:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I found it amusing that he came here to ask us. Heh. > > You’ve got me curious about the 3-headed gopher **Colibri**. Think I’ll do some looking around. How about [one of these](https://dtsft.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-01-00-38.png)? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6031 "2018-01-12T20:55:23Z")
I’m sure he’ll trock his way back here. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6032 "2018-01-12T21:13:45Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > How about [one of these](https://dtsft.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-01-00-38.png)? That deserves a t-shirt. I wonder if my son would wear it. > [@Helena330](#): > > I’m sure he’ll trock his way back here. You know what they say: once you trock, you can never stop ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6033 "2018-01-12T21:32:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > That deserves a t-shirt. I wonder if my son would wear it. If you are are so shockingly uncultured (just kidding! or so I’ll claim!) that you don’t know the skit, [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlucx6rD7P4) [it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbbzDA3nVg4). ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6034 "2018-01-13T11:45:06Z")
StarvingArtistseemstohavedevelopedanunusualproblemwithhiskeyboard: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20721138&postcount=2528](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20721138&postcount=2528) > [@StarvingArtist](#): > > Let’sseeifyoucanfigurethisoutIspilledwateronmykeyboardlastnightandnowit’shosed,nospaces,noperiods,no comasandwhoknowswhatelseI’llresmepostingwhenthisoneeitherdriesoutandbecomesworkableorIgetanewoneta-ta Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6035 "2018-01-13T12:59:08Z")
One-track obsessed nut alert for summerlily72. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6036 "2018-01-13T13:04:11Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > One-track obsessed nut alert for summerlily72. You beat me [to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846863) [it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846859)! New poster rides in on a one-trick pony. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6037 "2018-01-13T13:17:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You beat me [to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846863) [it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846859)! New poster rides in on a one-trick pony. Probably a troll, but that looks like something my ex wife would have posted many moons ago. She was so insecure about these types of things. And would get frustrated with me if we were watching a movie, and I wouldn’t avert my eyes whenever one of the female characters took her clothes off. I’m sure you guys can guess why she’s my ex. Lol. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6038 "2018-01-13T13:17:49Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You beat me [to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846863) [it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846859)! New poster rides in on a one-trick pony. You forgot [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840163) and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838446). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6039 "2018-01-13T13:29:34Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > You forgot [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840163) and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838446). And with those 4 links to threads she started, we’ve covered every post she’s made since she joined in Oct. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6040 "2018-01-13T13:35:10Z")
Meanhoo, **JBUSA** got [yet another thread closed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846816#post20720908) (for terseness and non-participation)… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6041 "2018-01-13T13:36:44Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You beat me [to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846863) [it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846859)! New poster rides in on a one-trick pony. Calling “_Wildfire!_”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6042 "2018-01-13T13:55:36Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Meanhoo, **JBUSA** got [yet another thread closed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846816#post20720908) (for terseness and non-participation)… That OP is nothing to write home about, but it doesn’t seem to be any worse than than [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845586), started by a guy who already got suspended for starting too many threads and also for not participating in them. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6043 "2018-01-14T01:54:46Z")
Here commences another round of is it real or is it a troll? [New poster needs to know how to turn on](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846907)[del]her[/del] her cousin’s water after the water meter has been been removed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=301) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=303)