# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6104 "2018-01-16T05:23:39Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Yeah, of course. It’s idiotic and makes me a moron to assume that when someone with whom I am unfamiliar jumps in to defend a hysterically hypocritical hyper-partisan like Adaher, that they’re of the same ilk. :rolleyes:

Yeah, it is. Especially when nobody was defending his statements.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6105 "2018-01-16T05:25:29Z")

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Yeah, I honestly expected a socking situation before I read the ATMB thread–that maybe he’d made a sock to hide out and talk without the baggage. Then when I saw it was a legal threat, I thought at least it would be something that would make sense.

Instead, the “logic” goes from: “you’re too inexperienced to judge shows.” -\> “I have a cousin who auditioned for a TV show once but lost” -\> “How dare you insult my cousin (when no one had)!” -\> “I’m gonna sue you!”

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6106 "2018-01-16T05:31:49Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> Yeah, it is. Especially when nobody was defending his statements.

Assuming she was right wing was, yes. Especially when the post specifically cites how she’s not right-wing. But the rest is pretty accurate.

She was very much defending **adaher** ’s statements. The reason she supported **adaher** was that he said something bad about the Clintons, ignoring everything else. That is indeed partisan.

And **adaher** was indeed trolling in that instance. There is no way he legitimately thought that this was an impeachable offense. He said what he said to rile people up.

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6107 "2018-01-16T07:18:58Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Assuming she was right wing was, yes. Especially when the post specifically cites how she’s not right-wing. But the rest is pretty accurate.
> 
> She was very much defending **adaher** ’s statements. The reason she supported **adaher** was that he said something bad about the Clintons, ignoring everything else. That is indeed partisan.
> 
> And **adaher** was indeed trolling in that instance. There is no way he legitimately thought that this was an impeachable offense. He said what he said to rile people up.

She did not at all defend his statements, and made it abundantly clear she wasn’t. Your contacts need a new wash.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6108 "2018-01-16T08:26:35Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> And none too soon. After that, “How DARE you?”, I was expecting a challenge to pistols at dawn.

Sirrah! Are you desirous of fisticuffs? 😃

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6109 "2018-01-16T08:57:26Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> No, Dougie, whyyyyy?
> 
> Don’t you realize how much entertainment your quirks gave us? I can’t tell you how many nights, before hitting the sack, I’d check to see if you’d had another “misunderstanding”. I’m a titch ‘on the spectrum’, and you made me feel part of a whole crowd. Especially when you’d interpret a work of fiction as real life, and get furious at the characters for flouting authority in a movie (wasn’t it Marty McFly that you were mad at for skateboarding behind a truck because he was putting the stuntman’s life in danger?).
> 
> Ah, here it is – a whole thread of [what you object to](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=47127). Post 26 is an excellent view into your movie morality.
> 
> In fact, you’d been so good lately, only posting factual “GQ” questions, that I’d despaired of ever witnessing your epic frustrations again. SO sad that this one was your last… I’d take all my amusement back if only you were here again.
> 
> Miss you already, **dougie** …

Don’t forget the one where he thought that Marty McFly attempted to rape his own mother back in 1955.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14198800&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14198800&postcount=1)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6110 "2018-01-16T09:30:48Z")

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Farewell, **dougie**. We’ve had plenty of weird Dopers over the years, but precious few were as \*deeply \*weird as you.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6111 "2018-01-16T15:40:53Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> And none too soon. After that, “How DARE you?”, I was expecting a challenge to pistols at dawn.

I was literally, and I mean that literally, going to say the same the exact same thing.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6112 "2018-01-16T15:48:26Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> No offense here, but you’re the one who has whined about this thread and the meaning or application of troll. This thread seems to be working just fine, and most people seem quite happy speculating here.

Much offense taken.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6113 "2018-01-16T15:58:06Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Much offense taken.

Well then, let me say this in a nice way. Don’t walk on to a playing field and expect the people playing a game to change the rules of that game just for you. If you don’t want to play, don’t play. Other than that, peace. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6114 "2018-01-16T15:58:46Z")

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I have trouble picking a single favorite **dougie** quote, but the Luann (comic) thread was rife with them. Suggestions of sex and lesbianism (:eek:) in the strip were met with assurances from him that the writer would never stoop so low. Yet **dougie** had no problem fetishizing certain characters, in his old-timey way.

> [@So is Luann about to lose her virginity?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-luann-about-to-lose-her-virginity/626844/139):
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> Tiffany is a bubblehead with a blouse full of goodies. ☹

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6115 "2018-01-16T16:08:14Z")

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I think I’ll miss his quoting of Archie comics most of all.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6116 "2018-01-16T17:10:48Z")

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How about his quoting of 60-year-old TV shows? 😃

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6117 "2018-01-16T18:45:16Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> I have zero partisan affiliate with adaher and as the history here shows in any reply to him it is most likely I am criticizing stupid things he claims about the various things european or the similar than defending any thing he said.
> 
> Indeed I have about zero partisan political sympathy for him at all.

You are blinded by your partisanship as to the extent of your partisanship.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6118 "2018-01-16T18:49:11Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Much offense taken.

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Well then, let me say this in a nice way. Don’t walk on to a playing field and expect the people playing a game to change the rules of that game just for you. If you don’t want to play, don’t play. Other than that, peace. 🙂

In other words, don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out to fuck the cactus.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6119 "2018-01-16T19:34:27Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Holy Crap, dougie\_monty sure had a quick meltdown and got banned for his trouble. :eek:
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20725571#post20725571](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20725571#post20725571)
> 
> I don’t mean this as an insult and I don’t actually know anything about him personally, but it makes me wonder if he was ‘off his meds’ at the time. :o That whole turn and his comments are a whole lot of _WTF???_

Dayummmm… He had some heat with me a while back, but I didn’t want him banned. He was like the Encino Man to me, a caveman who had trouble adjusting to the modern world.

Do not disparage the Monty family acting ability! Even if it was 50 years ago!

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6120 "2018-01-16T19:48:53Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> You are blinded by your partisanship as to the extent of your partisanship.

Pitiful attempt.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6121 "2018-01-16T20:01:34Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> Pitiful attempt.

No ‘attempts’ were made, only observation. You defense of **Adaher** is the very definition of the partisans, “a strong supporter of a party, cause, or person.”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6122 "2018-01-16T20:06:25Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> He should have known better than to go menacing legal action like that.

[Indeed.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17660788#post17660788)

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6123 "2018-01-16T20:09:08Z")

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Encore pitiful. I gave and give no support to Adaher or his causes or positions, in fact I dislike them mostly (or do not care about them in the cases of pure american nonsense things I have no care about).  
It is the opposite of partisan.  
But you do demonstrate you are a butt hurt whiner who is very stupid and whiny.

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