# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6124 "2018-01-16T20:27:11Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> Encore pitiful. I gave and give no support to Adaher or his causes or positions, in fact I dislike them mostly (or do not care about them in the cases of pure american nonsense things I have no care about).  
> It is the opposite of partisan.

Frustrating when someone refuses to acknowledge or rebut an argument, but only makes insulting inaccurate ad hominem attacks upon your character, isn’t it?

Fortunately, the pit is the place for it, so go grab yourself a nice cactus, sit your partisan ass down, and have yourself a nice spin.

> [@](#):
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> But you do demonstrate you are a butt hurt whiner who is very stupid and whiny.

Nah, any demonstration is that you are a piece of shit troll that can dish it out in elections, but can’t take it in the pit.

How pathetic.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6125 "2018-01-16T20:32:48Z")

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Ad Hominem Grits:

Ingredients

2 cups water  
1 1/4 cups milk  
1 teaspoon salt  
1 cup quick cooking grits (not instant)  
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter

Directions

In a small pot, bring the water, milk, and salt to a boil. Slowly stir the grits into the boiling mixture. Stir continuously and thoroughly until grits are well mixed. Let the pot return to a boil, cover with a lid, lower the temperature, and cook for approximately 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add more water if necessary. Grits are done when they have the consistency of smooth cream of wheat. Stir in the butter and serve.

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6126 "2018-01-16T21:06:55Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Frustrating when someone refuses to acknowledge or rebut an argument,

There is no argument.

> [@](#):
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> Nah, any demonstration is that you are a piece of shit troll that can dish it out in elections, but can’t take it in the pit.

the butt hurt calling of troll… it is very pathetic.

“dish it out in elections” - you are so stupid as not to understand in that thread I cared not about your positions, it was your silly stupid pretensions of the White Hat position (the Democrats govern for the greater good, the Republicans only govern for their narrow interest) as some kind of convincing argument. Does not matter the content or the correctness. The actual form and approach of the statements was the stupid part.

you very stupidly thought and think it was about your actual content.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6127 "2018-01-16T21:34:14Z")

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Shrimps and the fixings to round out the grits

You’ll need:  
1 lb or de-veined, de-tailed shrimp  
1 lb of mushrooms  
green onions to taste  
chile flakes  
hot sauce  
cheddar cheese, sharpness to taste  
bacon, 1 lb ought to do

In a frying pan, add cut up bacon and cook until done. Add chopped up mushrooms.  
Meanwhile in a separate pan, prepare **John Mace’s** grits. Add: hot sauce, flaked peppers, and as much cheddar cheese as you like. Keep on the heat and stir occasionally.  
When mushrooms begin to turn crisp and brown around the edges, stir in the shrimp and cook until the shrimp turn red.  
Plate grits and add shrimp mixture. Add chopped green onions on top.  
Prepare to eat until you can’t move.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6128 "2018-01-16T21:46:06Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> you very stupidly thought and think it was about your actual content.

No, I very knowingly did not think it was about my content, as you never addressed the content whatsoever, but resorted immediately to erroneous and unsupported ad hominem attacks. You never even came close to addressing any of the content of my posts, and your “summary” here in the pit is so laughable wrong, it’s not even wrong, it only shows that you did not have anything useful to contribute whatsoever.

That you were completely unable and unwilling to even address, much less attempt to refute the arguments I made makes you just a worthless piece of shit trying to troll.

It is obvious, from your comments here that you did not actually read what I wrote, just reacted reflexively, in your need to troll and threadshit.

Anyway, I’m done feeding this troll, I’m not sure why I bothered.

(actually the main reason I bothered is because I always get this one, ravenman, reiman, and someone else with a similar name mixed up, and some of those people have useful things to say. I made the mistake of thinking that you had useful things to say, I will not make that mistake again.)

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6129 "2018-01-16T22:27:02Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> No, I very knowingly did not think it was about my content, as you never addressed the content whatsoever, but resorted immediately to erroneous and unsupported ad hominem attacks. You never even came close to addressing any of the content of my posts, and your “summary” here in the pit is so laughable wrong, it’s not even wrong, it only shows that you did not have anything useful to contribute whatsoever.
> 
> That you were completely unable and unwilling to even address, much less attempt to refute the arguments I made makes you just a worthless piece of shit trying to troll.
> 
> It is obvious, from your comments here that you did not actually read what I wrote, just reacted reflexively, in your need to troll and threadshit.
> 
> Anyway, I’m done feeding this troll, I’m not sure why I bothered.
> 
> (actually the main reason I bothered is because I always get this one, ravenman, reiman, and someone else with a similar name mixed up, and some of those people have useful things to say. I made the mistake of thinking that you had useful things to say, I will not make that mistake again.)

You’re making an ass out of yourself.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6130 "2018-01-16T22:46:28Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> You’re making an ass out of yourself.

Nice rebuttal.

They do make a [cactus for 2](http://www.andyplant.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Cactus-2.jpg), enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6131 "2018-01-16T22:58:21Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Nice rebuttal.
> 
> They do make a [cactus for 2](http://www.andyplant.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Cactus-2.jpg), enjoy.

If you gone back and read what I wrote to Chimera, maybe you’ll realize I don’t need (or want) to fuck a cactus.

Partisanship indeed.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6132 "2018-01-16T23:10:01Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Well then, let me say this in a nice way. Don’t walk on to a playing field and expect the people playing a game to change the rules of that game just for you. If you don’t want to play, don’t play. Other than that, peace. 🙂

I’m even more offended by this post. Please try again.

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6133 "2018-01-16T23:14:01Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> No, I very knowingly did not think it was about my content,

so very butt hurt about the simple mocking of the completely [not self aware posting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20721818&postcount=63)

> [@](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by k9bfriender View Post  
> > No matter how it plays out, they would still have disproportionate power in that when democrats are elected, they tend to govern in a way that is best for the country, even at the expense of blue states, and when republicans are in power, they govern in a way that is best for red states, especially at the expense of blue states. That won’t change.
> 
> The partisans when they write such things are so funny in believing them…
> 
> as if this would be some kind of a convincing argument?

And your still endless obsession with arguing over the Rightness and Trueness of your boring politics when the only point was the posturing and White Hat Black Hat discourse was stupid and not convincing…

yes, so we can see how such a person calls Troll for any non agreement with his right true POV.

very special.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6134 "2018-01-16T23:16:46Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’m even more offended by this post. Please try again.

I assume you understand what I said, so my work is done.  
Have a very nice day. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6135 "2018-01-17T03:24:31Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> How about his quoting of 60-year-old TV shows? 😃

How about the time he said that correcting a factual error was something only a Nazi collaborator would do?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6136 "2018-01-17T06:01:46Z")

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Expecting to hear some sped-up Scott Joplin and broken bottleneck action soon what with these last 40-odd posts.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6137 "2018-01-17T07:16:04Z")

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I hope some entertaining trolls or trocks show up soon. All this arguing is boring.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6138 "2018-01-17T07:20:22Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> I hope some entertaining trolls or trocks show up soon. All this arguing is boring.

Amen!

Where’s our 911 truther!

He brought the board together with his idiocy.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6139 "2018-01-17T07:33:54Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Amen!
> 
> Where’s our 911 truther!
> 
> He brought the board together with his idiocy.

Is that **truthseeker1**?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6140 "2018-01-17T07:56:16Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Is that **truthseeker1**?

M…maybeeeeeeee? Too lazy to look things up at the mo.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6141 "2018-01-17T13:11:01Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I assume you understand what I said, so my work is done.  
> Have a very nice day. 🙂

Aww. But your ability to read my intent so _perfectly_ from so few sentences is so entertaining! (According to my perfect reading of your intent.)

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6142 "2018-01-17T15:00:09Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Aww. But your ability to read my intent so _perfectly_ from so few sentences is so entertaining! (According to my perfect reading of your intent.)

That’s because I like you. When you like someone as much as I like you, it’s not hard to feel their pain. I feel your pain.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6143 "2018-01-17T15:51:45Z")

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Color me confused as to why a thread that’s nominally about SDMB rolls has a significant chunk devoted to the discussion of **dougie\_monty** ’s meltdown and subsequent banning.

He was a sanctimonious, self-righteous doofus, inexplicably proud of his ignorance of many cultural touchstones that most of us take for granted; short-tempered, easily-offended, and condescending in his writing style. What he was NOT, annoying as he otherwise was, is a troll.

I’m starting to suspect that his inclusion in the thread is being used as an excuse to engage in a “ **dougie\_monty** ’s greatest hits”-fest (a type of discussion that TPTB tend to discourage wrt the newly-banned, IIRC).

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