# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6144 "2018-01-17T15:57:01Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Color me confused as to why a thread that’s nominally about SDMB rolls has a significant chunk devoted to the discussion of **dougie\_monty** ’s meltdown and subsequent banning.

Yes, sometimes this thread diverges from its stated intent. Fortunately, we have plenty of thread cops here to keep us in line.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6145 "2018-01-17T17:09:50Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> That’s because I like you. When you like someone as much as I like you, it’s not hard to feel their pain. I feel your pain.

Now I’m thoroughly confused. I declare defeat.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6146 "2018-01-17T18:11:46Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> M…maybeeeeeeee? Too lazy to look things up at the mo.

Most recently, it was [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838916). He got pretty tedious in that thread, though. He has not posted at all since that thread was locked. I suspect he is lying in the mud waiting for the perfect moment to emerge and strike. Probably two or three years hence.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6147 "2018-01-17T18:15:31Z")

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I don’t want to wade through that thread again, but is he the one who thought the planes should have hit the building, immediately stopped, and then just should have fallen straight down to the ground?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6148 "2018-01-17T18:23:15Z")

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That guy, yeah.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6149 "2018-01-17T18:24:32Z")

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It appears we’re being invaded by a team of tag trolls. \*\*SamuelA, Vinnythevine \*\*(or whatever his mane is) and \*\*Jay\_Jay \*\*(not the long time member **JayJay** ) are tag teaming the board.  
They came to fight ignorance only to find it within.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6150 "2018-01-17T18:25:03Z")

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ok, thanks. I thought that was an interesting facet of his views.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6151 "2018-01-17T18:28:17Z")

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So wait, he honestly thought the people in the buildings would see the plane just completely pancake against the windows and drop to the ground? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6152 "2018-01-17T18:31:19Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> So wait, he honestly thought the people in the buildings would see the plane just completely pancake against the windows and drop to the ground? :eek:

I think it was supposed to be the shock wave from hitting the building would disintegrate the plane in mid-air, and the pieces should have just dropped right down to the ground underneath the point of impact. That’s how you know it wasn’t a real plane.

It was pretty fun to read 🙂

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6153 "2018-01-17T19:01:08Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> It was pretty fun to read 🙂

I pit **manson1972** for this blatant untruth.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6154 "2018-01-17T19:05:35Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> I pit **manson1972** for this blatant untruth.

LOL, fun for me. Amusement factors of other people is hard for me to judge 🙂

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6155 "2018-01-17T19:08:54Z")

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I admit to my own masochistic tendencies with some of the threads I choose to read.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6156 "2018-01-17T19:29:20Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> So wait, he honestly thought the people in the buildings would see the plane just completely pancake against the windows and drop to the ground? :eek:

No, silly. There were no people; that part was pretty standard.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6157 "2018-01-17T19:33:01Z")

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That whole topic is something that seriously sets off my sister, who is a city building inspections supervisor and sits on the state building standards committee. (Not NY)

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6158 "2018-01-17T19:35:00Z")

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What’s amazing about all this is how they got the Airlines to settle with the victims of 9/11 who really were never on the plane. Didn’t anyone bother to tell the insurance companies there were no victims?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6159 "2018-01-17T19:46:18Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> What’s amazing about all this is how they got the Airlines to settle with the victims of 9/11 who really were never on the plane. Didn’t anyone bother to tell the insurance companies there were no victims?

Crisis airlines and insurance companies.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6160 "2018-01-17T19:51:46Z")

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Arrgh, stop, please, this thread is not about planes vs buildings.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6161 "2018-01-17T19:57:18Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Arrgh, stop, please, this thread is not about planes vs buildings.

Of course it’s not. There were no planes!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6162 "2018-01-17T20:02:45Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Of course it’s not. There were no planes!

Or buildings!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6163 "2018-01-17T20:15:23Z")

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Maybe a false alarm, but I get a red flag when [someone joins, starts several threads on more or less the same subject, and never posts anything outside of those threads.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847185)

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