# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 310
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6184 "2018-01-18T17:55:56Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > … > 😛 Oh, and by the way I’ll have you know, **Gyrate** , that I’m endeavouring now to try to keep my ellipses to just three periods. After their third period, then what? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6185 "2018-01-18T17:57:02Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > After their third period, then what? You should have taught them about pads and tampons before you reach that point. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6186 "2018-01-18T18:15:13Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well, SamuelA proved his troll-hood by posting that he had terminal cancer and was going to chemo, then saying in his pit thread that this was something he made up for _reasons_. > > That kind of shit is the lowest of the low, and no, I don’t give a fuck what excuses he gives for it. > > Perma-Ignore. Dude, that was an obvious joke at the 9-11 truther’s expense. See, the joke was that because he was dying of cancer, Sam the 9-11 conspirator could finally come clean about what really happened. Unless you think Sam was also admitting to be a 9-11 conspirator? In which case, call up the Washington Post with the scoop. Sure, Sam’s a bit of a dipshit, but this was an obvious, obvious joke. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6187 "2018-01-18T18:15:34Z")
I have a period problem. I admit it. I’ve occasionally used only 2. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6188 "2018-01-18T18:52:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > After their third period, then what? Fourth period is Algebra, then Lunch. > [@Lemur866](#): > > Dude, that was an obvious joke at the 9-11 truther’s expense. See, the joke was that because he was dying of cancer, Sam the 9-11 conspirator could finally come clean about what really happened. Unless you think Sam was also admitting to be a 9-11 conspirator? In which case, call up the Washington Post with the scoop. > > Sure, Sam’s a bit of a dipshit, but this was an obvious, obvious joke. Was an obvious “joke”, sure, but not entirely in good taste. There are actually people out there dying of cancer, some of whom are posters on this board, some of whom are family and friends of those posting on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6189 "2018-01-18T19:18:22Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > After their third period, then what? Overtime. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6190 "2018-01-19T01:26:00Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Oh golly gee, Machinaforce is back with another [exciting bullshit topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847068). :rolleyes: This is why I dropped philosophy as a major. That and symbolic logic. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6191 "2018-01-19T03:41:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Oh golly gee, Machinaforce is back with another [exciting bullshit topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847068). :rolleyes: You know, for once. FOR. ONCE. I’d like to see what happens if everyone would respond to a Machinaforce thread to the effect of “Wow. You’re right. I can’t believe how mislead we’ve been all this time.” Just to see how he reacts. Just to see if there’s more bullshit behind the substantial facade of bullshit. ETA: This also applies to any SamuelA “The science is soo EASY” thread as well. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6192 "2018-01-19T04:13:02Z")
For once, ONCE, I’d like to see people stop responding to his threads. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6193 "2018-01-19T04:37:25Z")
Period. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6194 "2018-01-19T20:38:18Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > For once, ONCE, I’d like to see people stop responding to his threads. :smack: Or when S-A and F-P totally derail a thread for a week with dozens of back-and-forth “Ha! I win, because you’re too stupid and lib-er-al to understand that my opinions trump your facts!” (pun intended) I cringe every time someone challenges them to further extend their tangent… it’s gotten to the point where I have to scroll to the top of the page to check on what the original topic was before they decided “Aha, _this_ thread is where I’m going to dump forty insulting posts and call everyone out for not genuflecting in the presence of every word from our Commander-in-Tweet!” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6195 "2018-01-19T21:43:40Z")
We’re in a troll drought. That’s why conservatives are all getting light headed and confused. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6196 "2018-01-19T21:47:06Z")
Snow keeping them away from the public library computers? Finals week at university? Football sucked the brain out of them? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6197 "2018-01-19T22:05:32Z")
The Cognitive Dissonance involved in supporting Donald Trump, a man who is neither a Christian, nor a True Conservative, is wearing them down. But don’t worry, Fox News or some other right wing media will soon invent something new for them to be outraged about, to take their minds off Stormy Daniels and Cheeto Mussolini’s flip-flopping potty mouth. Maybe Hillary Clinton will be in the news again for some reason. That always gets the base riled up. Even if the actual story is a big fat nothingburger. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6198 "2018-01-19T22:39:20Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > But don’t worry, Fox News or some other right wing media will soon invent something new for them to be outraged about… The War on Groundhog Day! For too long, those libs have made store clerks greet us with “Happy Marmot-related Holiday!” But we will stand strong and say “All of us here at Hobby Lobby are praying that the Holy G-Hog will bring blessings to you and your nuclear family of one mother, one father and 2.5 happy, docile children!” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6199 "2018-01-19T23:14:49Z")
I keep trying to spread the rumor that us pagans and scary sounding religion people are going to do a huge anti-Trump spell on the Super Blue Moon day, but so far no one is joining me in this escapade. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6200 "2018-01-19T23:45:02Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I keep trying to spread the rumor that us pagans and scary sounding religion people are going to do a huge anti-Trump spell on the Super Blue Moon day, but so far no one is joining me in this escapade. ☹ Yes, I saw you standing alone. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6201 "2018-01-19T23:45:42Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I keep trying to spread the rumor that us pagans and scary sounding religion people are going to do a huge anti-Trump spell on the Super Blue Moon day, but so far no one is joining me in this escapade. ☹ [Maybe now](https://www.facebook.com/groups/441333919315986/permalink/1584531294996237/)? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6202 "2018-01-19T23:47:51Z")
Woohoo! Thanks. Once I get joined, I’ll post a comment saying that yes, yes we are. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6203 "2018-01-20T03:09:44Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I keep trying to spread the rumor that us pagans and scary sounding religion people are going to do a huge anti-Trump spell on the Super Blue Moon day, but so far no one is joining me in this escapade. ☹ > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Yes, I saw you standing alone. Props where they’re due. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=309) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=311)