# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6204 "2018-01-20T03:56:53Z")
**How come we never get the _really_ interesting kind of trolls anymore?** ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6205 "2018-01-20T04:43:09Z")
Flu season?? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6206 "2018-01-20T06:42:14Z")
Rabbit Season! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6207 "2018-01-20T07:08:18Z")
Duck season ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6208 "2018-01-20T07:10:40Z")
Baseball season! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6209 "2018-01-20T07:57:48Z")
[Trisha is back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847378). I don’t think she’s a troll, but she’s definitely unique. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6210 "2018-01-20T09:17:34Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Or when S-A and F-P totally derail a thread for a week with dozens of back-and-forth “Ha! I win, because you’re too stupid and lib-er-al to understand that my opinions trump your facts!” (pun intended) > > I cringe every time someone challenges them to further extend their tangent… it’s gotten to the point where I have to scroll to the top of the page to check on what the original topic was before they decided “Aha, _this_ thread is where I’m going to dump forty insulting posts and call everyone out for not genuflecting in the presence of every word from our Commander-in-Tweet!” I tried in a couple threads to herd them, to no avail, not to mention I’m not crazy about trying to be a thread cop. The fact that they know they can putz around with their disingenuous sophistry makes them doubly curb-stompable. They know full well when they’re entering the derailing land of thread-shitting screeds. Outhouse tank for them. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6211 "2018-01-20T15:25:30Z")
**Reecejackox** is our latest questioning soul. All of his/her posts are starting new threads that ask personal questions like they are gathering information on the human condition. They’re not quite like the previous posters that seemed to be fishing for security question answers, but the posting history pretty much assures I won’t be answering any of the questions. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6212 "2018-01-21T03:56:26Z")
No troll at all, but since this thread tends to be a bit of a catch-all, when Quasimodal posted [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847445) thread for a couple of minutes there I thought it was Quasimodem posting again. I’ve been “worried” (as much as you can be worried about a somewhat rarely posting stranger on the internet) ever since his [delusional parasitosis event](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840321). That he hasn’t been back is _not_ a good sign. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6213 "2018-01-21T05:22:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I thought it was Quasimodem posting again. I’ve been “worried” (as much as you can be worried about a somewhat rarely posting stranger on the internet) ever since his [delusional parasitosis event](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840321). That he hasn’t been back is _not_ a good sign. He posted on the linked blog on December 23rd. > [@](#): > > Another Helllacious Year In The Can > And this one has been a rough one for me and Dondra. > > Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and the first without or only child and the first without Dondra’s sister who passed last weekend. > > But even though neither one of us feel like celebrating we are thankful for the few friends whose shoulders we’ve been able to lean on all year. Especially my friends on [Chordie.com](http://Chordie.com), an international group of muscians, songwriters and poets sharing our knowledge and occasionally post our work on YouTube or SoundCloud. > > We both wish you a very Merry Christmas and a great New Year. > > Bill and Dondra > > PS: Sorry for the few posts, but fighting these “dragons” is a time-consuming job. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6214 "2018-01-21T06:36:52Z")
This dingbat is going to get that stick stuck sideways in her ass and be really sorry. It’ll take an MD to get that one out. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20737381&postcount=114](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20737381&postcount=114) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6215 "2018-01-21T14:06:01Z")
I have a sense about [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847463). He says that he gets migraines from the left’s suffocating obsession with something most of us have never heard of. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6216 "2018-01-21T14:24:58Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I have a sense about [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847463). He says that he gets migraines from the left’s suffocating obsession with something most of us have never heard of. I think your instincts are good here. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6217 "2018-01-21T14:44:49Z")
He’s definitely trolling. Wait for the punchline, he’ll drop it pretty soon I suspect. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6218 "2018-01-21T15:51:59Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s definitely trolling. Wait for the punchline, he’ll drop it pretty soon I suspect. Yeah. Going on about intersectionality, when antidisestablishmentarianism is clearly the real issue. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6219 "2018-01-21T16:21:43Z")
[Naita](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20737766&postcount=26) wins that thread. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6220 "2018-01-21T17:20:44Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I have a sense about [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847463). He says that he gets migraines from the left’s suffocating obsession with something most of us have never heard of. He’s right, though. We leftees are absolutely obsessed about intersectionality. I can tell you for a fact I was obsessing about it so much last night that I couldn’t sleep all night. “Intersectionality! What is it?”, I kept saying to myself, “what does it mean?”. Intellectually tormented, I kept repeating these questions over and over until my Bernese Mountain Dog looked at me strangely and went to sleep in the other room. But as dawn broke, the sun’s first glimmering light seemed to bring an epiphany. “Yes!”, I bellowed, with the boundless joy of groundbreaking discovery, “I have it!” as my dog looked in cautiously through the doorway. “Intersectionality!”, I screamed! “It means: sometimes, things are complicated!” With lusty cries of “Eureka!” that made the walls tremble, I was prepared to run screaming through the neighborhood, Archimedes-like, until I noticed it was cold and snowy out and for some reason the damn dog was now whimpering in the corner. But I know that what I have achieved is only the first step. More intellectual progress must be made tonight, and another obsessive sleepless night awaits. And now I have a migraine. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6221 "2018-01-21T17:28:06Z")
Speaking of intersectionality, they just took the red light cameras off the one closest to me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6222 "2018-01-21T17:29:10Z")
I’m just glad that someone, somewhere is onto the notion that different people are different. _Who knew?_ ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6223 "2018-01-21T18:10:34Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m just glad that someone, somewhere is onto the notion that different people are different. _Who knew?_ As I’m now something of a scholar on the subject of intersectionality, let me clarify that for you, **John**. Different people are different in different ways that depends on their differences, so that people with some differences are differently different than those with other differences even though they have some of the same differences, because even the same differences will then be differently different, and that makes a difference. I hope I make myself clear. An example of this is Sammy Davis Jr, who was black, Jewish, a Democrat, and a Nixon supporter all at the same time, causing social scientists with clipboards to besiege him like ravenous wolves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=310) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=312)