# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 314
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6264 "2018-01-22T21:38:40Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t. What about the other 8 types? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6265 "2018-01-22T21:40:04Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What about the other 8 types? they are questioning. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6266 "2018-01-22T22:07:59Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What about the other 8 types? Integer Character String Double precision Boolean Floating Point Pointer Bignum ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6267 "2018-01-22T22:12:02Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What about the other 8 types? F = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gh/head. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6268 "2018-01-23T04:08:41Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > **Reecejackox** is our latest questioning soul. All of his/her posts are starting new threads that ask personal questions like they are gathering information on the human condition. They’re not quite like the previous posters that seemed to be fishing for security question answers, but the posting history pretty much assures I won’t be answering any of the questions. Yeah, this guy totally reminds me of whomever that was that got banned a few months back. Asks a personal question, then doesn’t participate in the thread at all. Like he’s making a list of everyone’s fears/annoyances/revulsions for some creepy database. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6269 "2018-01-23T04:13:06Z")
[13 posts in a total of 12 threads that he started.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14763051) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6270 "2018-01-23T04:26:17Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Yeah, this guy totally reminds me of whomever that was that got banned a few months back. Asks a personal question, then doesn’t participate in the thread at all. Like he’s making a list of everyone’s fears/annoyances/revulsions for some creepy database. Thanks for the tip!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6271 "2018-01-23T04:43:37Z")
And banned! Well done, team! High fives! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6272 "2018-01-23T04:48:08Z")
I think I’ll just start a few and see if I can collect some personal information. 1\> What was the name of your first pet? 2\> What is your favorite color? 3\> Where were you born? 4\> What is the name of the street you live on? 5\> What state do you live in? 6\> What was your first car? 7\> What is your middle name? 8\> If you this simple calculation with your age, what number do you get? 9\> What is your mother’s maiden name? Eh, I’ll start with that. I’m quite certain that no one could possibly do anything with that kind of information. After all, who gives a shit about such inconsequential details of the lives of strangers? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6273 "2018-01-23T05:32:05Z")
Do we get trock removal assist points (TRAPs)? Useable to offset warnings, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6274 "2018-01-23T11:04:25Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Do we get trock removal assist points (TRAPs)? Useable to offset warnings, perhaps? No applause please, just throw money. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6275 "2018-01-23T14:39:44Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Do we get trock removal assist points (TRAPs)? Useable to offset warnings, perhaps? Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6276 "2018-01-23T15:19:07Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Do we get trock removal assist points (TRAPs)? Useable to offset warnings, perhaps? Yes, it’s not well publicized though. Go to GQ find a nutloaf and tell that nutloaf their head is up their ass. You’ll get a coupon for a free breakfast at Denny’s instead of a warning. Get the Grand Slam with a side of blueberry pancakes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6277 "2018-01-23T15:24:10Z")
It’s a TRAP! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6278 "2018-01-23T23:30:23Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Yes, it’s not well publicized though. Go to GQ find a nutloaf and tell that nutloaf their head is up their ass. > > You’ll get a coupon for a free breakfast at Denny’s instead of a warning. Get the Grand Slam with a side of blueberry pancakes. Denny’s, huh? I’d rather have the warning. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6279 "2018-01-24T05:18:32Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Maybe a false alarm, but I get a red flag when [someone joins, starts several threads on more or less the same subject, and never posts anything outside of those threads.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847185) [Just asking questions, of course.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847703) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6280 "2018-01-24T11:40:33Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Just asking questions, of course.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847703) I’m right there with you. > [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m curious about our new friend **Bloodstalk**. There are an awful lot of “A Trump supporter said to me; how should I respond?” posts happening there, and I can’t decide whether this is soft trolling or if we’re basically being asked to do someone’s homework for them. I mean, I don’t mind offering informed responses for use against ill-informed nonsense but I can’t get a read on how seriously I should take this. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6281 "2018-01-24T20:28:17Z")
My trolldar is ringing the alarm on him too. He plants ridiculous gems like the one **John** just linked to, and then pretends innocence. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6282 "2018-01-25T12:44:07Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I really like **Luciano700’s** introduction thread. Everybody’s making fun of him in it. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847460](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847460) Lucy’s newest hangup: [Too many muscular black men in the media.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847800) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6283 "2018-01-25T14:17:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Lucy’s newest hangup: [Too many muscular black men in the media.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847800) He must be a sock of **Luciano88**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=313) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=315)