# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 315
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6284 "2018-01-25T14:31:40Z")
[**Jinx** tempts us all](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847785) in the Elections forum. > [@](#): > > Call me irresponsible, call me crazy, call me a fool… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6285 "2018-01-25T16:54:39Z")
[In this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847703) **Bloodstalk** has a ‘friend’ who is defending him. The ‘friend’ just happens to have joined the board the same day as BS. I’m sure it’s nothing though… > [@John\_Mace](#): > > [**Jinx** tempts us all](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847785) in the Elections forum. I felt an obligation to lance that particular rhetorical boil. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6286 "2018-01-25T18:09:47Z")
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847709](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847709) Pointless once again is pointless. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6287 "2018-01-25T18:54:43Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Lucy’s newest hangup: [Too many muscular black men in the media.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847800) Whiffs of **FJ** coming through on that one. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6288 "2018-01-25T20:40:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Whiffs of **FJ** coming through on that one. Why is everyone (except me, of course) so obsessed with muscular, black men? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6289 "2018-01-25T20:52:09Z")
Just pointing out how totally NOT turned on we are. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6290 "2018-01-25T21:21:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > My trolldar is ringing the alarm on [**BloodStalk**] too. He plants ridiculous gems like the one **John** just linked to, and then pretends innocence. **BloodStalk** might be a troll, but geez, he is a _really_ [boring troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847776). Up your game, son. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6291 "2018-01-25T21:55:32Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > > [@Telemark](#): > > > > **Reecejackox** is our latest questioning soul. All of his/her posts are starting new threads that ask personal questions like they are gathering information on the human condition. They’re not quite like the previous posters that seemed to be fishing for security question answers, but the posting history pretty much assures I won’t be answering any of the questions. > > Yeah, this guy totally reminds me of whomever that was that got banned a few months back. Asks a personal question, then doesn’t participate in the thread at all. Like he’s making a list of everyone’s fears/annoyances/revulsions for some creepy database. [New poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) with a very similar approach. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6292 "2018-01-25T21:59:39Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > [New poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) with a very similar approach. Not anymore.🙂 Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6293 "2018-01-26T02:01:51Z")
[JamesM4 is trying to do the same thing.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847866). Might be too soon to tell though. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6294 "2018-01-26T02:06:28Z")
**BeenJammin** been trolling… > [@What is the case against "chain immigration"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-case-against-chain-immigration/807303/65): > > Your family apparently played a good game and beat the system, as t’were. Way to go! > > So how do you feel about a family heritage based on [this group of game players?](https://www.uscis.gov/ilink/docView/SLB/HTML/SLB/0-0-0-1/0-0-0-29/0-0-0-5684.html) > > Oh and BTW, congratulations for their big contribution to the population explosion, as well! > > Catholics, no doubt. And a pox on many of the right wing posters in the thread that do ignore that the see no evil, hear no evil and say no evil act is not happening just with republicans in congress, but with many posters that are not telling guys like this one to knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6295 "2018-01-26T02:26:30Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [JamesM4 is trying to do the same thing.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847866). Might be too soon to tell though. Ha! Samclem nails him > [@](#): > > The last thing I googled was your IP. Bye Bye, fuckhead. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6296 "2018-01-26T18:45:52Z")
[I got a lot of problems with you people!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847905) Wrong forum, too. He should be banned just of that! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6297 "2018-01-26T19:10:32Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [I got a lot of problems with you people!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847905) > > Wrong forum, too. He should be banned just of that! Too bad the mods couldn’t get their project working. > [@IMHO and MPSIMS](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-and-mpsims/807509/6): > > We were trying to design a way to send an electrical shock to the keyboard of anyone who posted to the wrong forum, but we couldn’t get the details worked out in time. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20748882&postcount=6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20748882&postcount=6) ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6298 "2018-01-26T22:59:44Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [I got a lot of problems with you people!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847905) > > Wrong forum, too. He should be banned just of that! What’s either more sad or more amusing is that [he tried it again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847919), with a helpful explanation that GQ’s really really really where the thread belongs, you moderators just didn’t understand, so plox don’t lock it kthxbuhbye. I haven’t seen any evidence this guy’s first language is any human language whatsoever, cuz whatever he’s thinking it’s not coherent human thought. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6299 "2018-01-26T23:03:10Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > What’s either more sad or more amusing is that [he tried it again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847919), with a helpful explanation that GQ’s really really really where the thread belongs, you moderators just didn’t understand, so plox don’t lock it kthxbuhbye. > > I haven’t seen any evidence this guy’s first language is any human language whatsoever, cuz whatever he’s thinking it’s not coherent human thought. I think he’s a sock of **LucianoIQ60**. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6300 "2018-01-27T02:46:00Z")
Luciano700 has got to be [one of the stupidest posters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847933) I’ve yet to encounter here. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6301 "2018-01-27T02:47:28Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Luciano700 has got to be [one of the stupidest posters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847933) I’ve yet to encounter here. For once I’m gonna do the smart thing and not engage. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6302 "2018-01-27T02:57:08Z")
I keep hearing James Brown singing _It’s a Man’s world_; _You see, man made the cars to take us over the road Man made the train to carry the heavy load Man made electric light to take us out of the dark Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark_ I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6303 "2018-01-27T03:00:29Z")
What a great idea! Would that every Doper follows your example. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=314) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=316)