# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6364 "2018-01-28T05:57:17Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Who’s the coward now? You, fuckhead. Jesus God, but you’re a moron. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6365 "2018-01-28T06:51:30Z")
Someone’s going to wake up with a raging hangover. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6366 "2018-01-28T06:56:34Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Someone’s going to wake up with a raging hangover. Is it Hitler? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6367 "2018-01-28T06:58:27Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Someone’s going to wake up with a raging hangover. Kind of fun to poke at him in the meantime. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6368 "2018-01-28T07:01:33Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > You, fuckhead. Jesus God, but you’re a moron. You try way too hard. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6369 "2018-01-28T07:01:56Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Brandy is a right bitch. Geez, learn how to drink. Your booze should be your friend. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6370 "2018-01-28T07:31:59Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Kind of fun to poke at him in the meantime. I think he’s passed out on the couch. Quick, who brought the permanent markers? He definitely deserves a dick drawn on his forehead. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6371 "2018-01-28T07:48:24Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Someone’s going to wake up with a raging hangover. > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Is it Hitler? You know why Hitler didn’t drink whiskey?It made him _mean_. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6372 "2018-01-28T10:01:35Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I think he’s passed out on the couch. Quick, who brought the permanent markers? He definitely deserves a dick drawn on his forehead. Only the green and purple are left. Use them as you will. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6373 "2018-01-28T10:30:29Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > You, fuckhead. Jesus God, but you’re a moron. And apologies to **running coach** , spam-hunter extraordinaire. I got you mixed up with **Starving Artist**. Newbie mistake, my fault. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6374 "2018-01-28T11:53:15Z")
You know, you’d come across a lot better if you didn’t say anything. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6375 "2018-01-28T12:31:13Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > And apologies to **running coach** , … I got you mixed up with **Starving Artist**. … That actually happens all the time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6376 "2018-01-28T14:28:22Z")
Now I’m starving. Anyone got a good recipe? Maybe something with Brandy in it? ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6377 "2018-01-28T14:31:07Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Now I’m starving. Anyone got a good recipe? Maybe something with Brandy in it? Oh, so _now_ you’re interacting! I thought we were done, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6378 "2018-01-28T14:44:52Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > And apologies to **running coach** , spam-hunter extraordinaire. I got you mixed up with **Starving Artist**. Newbie mistake, my fault. Accepted. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6379 "2018-01-28T14:45:29Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Accepted. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6380 "2018-01-28T14:51:23Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Now I’m starving. Anyone got a good recipe? Maybe something with Brandy in it? The sailors say Brandy’s a fine girl. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6381 "2018-01-28T14:53:23Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > And apologies to **running coach** , spam-hunter extraordinaire. I got you mixed up with **Starving Artist**. Newbie mistake, my fault. We’ve all made mistakes like that, easy to understand. What I can’t understand is why you think John Mace is a moron. IMHO, you can’t paint John with your moron brush, not like you did anyway. What did John ever do to piss you off? But what I will do if you like, is send you the official list of morons for your use. I think there’s more than a few on that list now, and they are all definitely morons. Big fucking morons. So, stop the battle with John and I’ll send you the official list of morons. Deal? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6382 "2018-01-28T14:57:37Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > The sailors say Brandy’s a fine girl. Careful, she steals the sailors from the sea. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6383 "2018-01-28T15:01:10Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > We’ve all made mistakes like that, easy to understand. What I can’t understand is why you think John Mace is a moron. IMHO, you can’t paint John with your moron brush, not like you did anyway. What did John ever do to piss you off? > > But what I will do if you like, is send you the official list of morons for your use. I think there’s more than a few on that list now, and they are all definitely morons. Big fucking morons. > > So, stop the battle with John and I’ll send you the official list of morons. Deal? No, no, I never thought that **Mr. Mace** was a moron. Coward, yes. Useless prat, yes. But never a moron. Still, I’d like to see that list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=318) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=320)