# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/621 "2017-01-03T20:14:11Z")
A mod kindly [boffed this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815335) over here to the Pit, so let at 'em, boys. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/622 "2017-01-03T20:28:36Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I think you are overestimating the entertainment value of three-headed gophers. > > It’s more sad and pathetic than entertaining, with a big dollop of profoundly disturbing. Garden variety lunatics aren’t so bad. There’s also the necrophiliacs, would-be cannibals, and worse. While some are trolling, I don’t think all of them are. If the mods did a better moderating job, then 80% of the braindead safe-space kids here would get the boot for being non-contributers, and it’d improve the net IQ level of this subforum by at least double digits, lol. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/623 "2017-01-03T20:29:38Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Jack** is back. Guess he took time off while school was on break. Two new threads on whiny libruls in the Pit. > > New guesses for dates for his appointment with the cornfield? I can’t see him lasting another 48 hours. I’ll take January 4. I’ll see your bet and raise you 1000. Pansy. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Jack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calico_jack/32/7320_2.png) [@Calico\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calico_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/624 "2017-01-03T20:32:09Z")
> [@drad\_dog](#): > > I thought that some identify as humanist because they don’t want to say they are an atheist Then get an education, not all atheists are humanists, humanism is just a secular ideology. > [@](#): > > , because there are shitty people in the world who are bigots. Why would it be the other way around? Because Humanism’s an ideology that’s a popular alternative to religion for secularists;, atheism is just a ‘lack of belief in a god’. Stalin was an atheist, but wasn’t a humanist. > [@](#): > > I also thought that humanist was to refer to those who were _ **not** _ in a cult. Like the whole reason for the word. > > I’ll stand with the humanists and/or the atheists. Got problems with that? Humanism’s an ideology, whether it’s a cult or not is a matter of opinion. > **[Affirmations of Humanism | Free Inquiry](https://secularhumanism.org/what-is-secular-humanism/affirmations-of-humanism/)** > > A Statement of Principles Drafted by Paul Kurtz We are committed to the application of reason and science to the understanding of the universe and to the so ... ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/625 "2017-01-03T21:56:05Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > If the mods did a better moderating job, then 80% of the braindead safe-space kids here would get the boot for being non-contributers, and it’d improve the net IQ level of this subforum by at least double digits, lol. Huh. I’d say non-contributers cause absolutely no problems. Don’t even notice they exist… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/626 "2017-01-03T22:16:47Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/627 "2017-01-04T00:37:16Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > Then get an education, not all atheists are humanists, humanism is just a secular ideology. > Because Humanism’s an ideology that’s a popular alternative to religion for secularists;, atheism is just a ‘lack of belief in a god’. Stalin was an atheist, but wasn’t a humanist. > Humanism’s an ideology, whether it’s a cult or not is a matter of opinion. > > [https://www.secularhumanism.org/index.php/12](https://www.secularhumanism.org/index.php/12) So why do you have a bug up your ass about it? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/628 "2017-01-04T00:47:08Z")
RIP Calico Jack. Date of [Banishment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815395):1/3/17. Who wins the money? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/629 "2017-01-04T00:56:51Z")
Not me, I overshot. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/630 "2017-01-04T01:01:57Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > RIP Calico Jack. Date of [Banishment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815395):1/3/17. Who wins the money? But I don’t fully understand safe spaces yet. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/631 "2017-01-04T01:19:46Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > RIP Calico Jack. Date of [Banishment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815395):1/3/17. Who wins the money? Since when do sister-fucking retards merit announcements? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/632 "2017-01-04T01:25:19Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Since when do sister-fucking retards merit announcements? I was more concerned about who won the bet. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/633 "2017-01-04T01:28:53Z")
I had January 4. I think I was closest. He was just getting fun, with his pedantic insistence on incorrectly correcting people. I think I’ll miss our troll in the humanist mist. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/634 "2017-01-04T01:31:14Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Since when do sister-fucking retards merit announcements? I agree though. I’m surprised they bothered to announce his departure. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/635 "2017-01-04T01:39:06Z")
He didn’t seem to warrant an announcement, and the trolling examples **Bone** chose were pretty substandard attempts. If you’re going to link to examples, why not the “400 electoral votes” thread or some of his other more extreme trolling? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/636 "2017-01-04T01:41:32Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > RIP Calico Jack. Date of [Banishment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815395):1/3/17. Who wins the money? my apologies to Sir Elton John: \*\*\*They said get back Calico Jack! Better get back to the woods Its The End of Days for your Red Neck Ways! (Oooo-Hoo Oooo-Hoo!) Oh, a BANNING’s gonna do ya Good…! You better get back Calico Jack! Being Racist isn’t where it’s at It’s like trying to dig gold from a Painted Line It’s like trying to drink whisky Oh… from a jug of Turpentine…!\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/637 "2017-01-04T02:18:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I agree though. I’m surprised they bothered to announce his departure. Maybe they figured we were due good news for a change? ---
**Author:** ![GinoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@GinoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GinoC)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/638 "2017-01-04T02:36:38Z")
I was just wondering how long Jack would last. I must admit, seeing him taken to task for his bizarre assertions had some entertainment value. Well, at least he still has FB and YouTube comments. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/639 "2017-01-04T02:40:33Z")
**Bone** is new. I wonder if they had him announce it because it’s his first banning. And, yeah, as a bit of a present to everyone else. Hell, I was just coming in here to wonder why these trolls seemed to last longer than they should. Guess they were being nice on the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/640 "2017-01-04T03:03:46Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I agree though. I’m surprised they bothered to announce his departure. It was **Bone’s** first ban. It’s like smearing the blood of your first kill on your face. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=33)