# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6404 "2018-01-28T20:27:16Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > I like to think that God gave her a basket full of fluffy kittens. _And every time thou doest mastu—_ oh, never mind … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6405 "2018-01-28T20:51:28Z")
Organisms? Makes me think ‘STDs’. Damn you Adam! I am the ONLY woman in the garden. Only you could catch something anyway. Oh God why do I stay here and put up with this shit? Yea, Satan hand me an apple! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6406 "2018-01-28T21:31:33Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Mmmmm… anal explosions. Sounds exhilerating. So, tell me… pal… how long have you been sucking **Mr. Mace’s** dick? How long have you been his bitch? Since birth? > > Seriously, until and unless he tells me, himself, that he has me on ignore, you lap-dogs don’t have much to offer in his defense. I know a coward when I see one. [Moderating] Calling other posters cocksuckers is a violation of the boards language rules. Please avoid this in the future. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6407 "2018-01-28T21:35:10Z")
So Euphrosyne has flounced. Possibly while loving us all unconditionally. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6408 "2018-01-28T21:41:55Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > Calling other posters cocksuckers is a violation of the boards language rules. Please avoid this in the future. > > No warning issued. > [/Moderating] Ah. Sorry. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6409 "2018-01-28T22:44:08Z")
Interrupting whatever all this is to announce that Shag’s back trolling in his MPSIMS thread. I guess he needs more attention. You can find it. There isn’t anything we haven’t heard before. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6410 "2018-01-28T23:43:10Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753287&postcount=36](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753287&postcount=36) Bet you didn’t know rape was “not that bad.” Yeah, another Lucy700 post. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6411 "2018-01-29T00:03:38Z")
> [@You know what I hate? How the word empowerment lost its original use and context](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate-how-the-word-empowerment-lost-its-original-use-and-context/807678/36): > > Next question: Why is college rape such a big deal even though is not that bad? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6412 "2018-01-29T00:15:14Z")
:eek: Poor little alt-righty boy is finding this board unwelcoming to his indoctrination. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6413 "2018-01-29T00:20:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753287&postcount=36](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753287&postcount=36) > > Bet you didn’t know rape was “not that bad.” Yeah, another Lucy700 post. At least it’s, you know, in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6414 "2018-01-29T00:21:53Z")
“In the Pit, Bob.” ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6415 "2018-01-29T00:25:12Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Interrupting whatever all this is to announce that Shag’s back trolling in his MPSIMS thread. I guess he needs more attention. You can find it. There isn’t anything we haven’t heard before. **Spice Weasel** was wise enough to shut that shit down. She just officially became me favorite Mod. Now if **Miller** shuts down his pit thread when **Shags** undoubtedly revives that one, I’ll have a hard time choosing between the two. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6416 "2018-01-29T00:55:33Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So Euphrosyne has flounced. Possibly while loving us all unconditionally. She didn’t flounce for long. And the love seems to have left her heart. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848066](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848066) ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6417 "2018-01-29T02:26:11Z")
Euphrosyne had some choice words for all the girly men who attacked her, too. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6418 "2018-01-29T02:36:49Z")
Well, _that_ escalated quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6419 "2018-01-29T02:43:20Z")
**Shags** got a warning for trolling for [reviving his thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753463&postcount=608). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6420 "2018-01-29T02:57:42Z")
Man, remind me not to get on the wrong side of her. I do not want to be picking sparkles out of my ass for months on end. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6421 "2018-01-29T03:04:12Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Shags** got a warning for trolling for [reviving his thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753463&postcount=608). 😃 And you probably didn’t know that [blacks were all OK with segregation back in the day.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20751241&postcount=7) It was about preserving black culture! ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6422 "2018-01-29T07:49:53Z")
Lucy sounds like that kid from New Jersey who keeps coming back. The last username I know was CosmicManiac. I think he said he went to Princeton? He pitted me last year and went down in flames, while I received accolade after accolade. It was glorious! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6423 "2018-01-29T09:55:13Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > This [Euphrosyne](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20751233) is proving to be a fun toy. > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So Euphrosyne has flounced. Possibly while loving us all unconditionally. I remain convinced **Euphrosyne** is either a RL friend of **Bloodstalk** or a sock thereof, given the same joining date, similar views and similar posting styles. Hell, for all I know the same person is also **Luciano700**. > [@Morgenstern](#): > > No but since you insist, I’ll offer a better Adam and Eve story. Gather up here. > > It was a sunny day in the beautiful Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve awoke about 10:30 from a peaceful night’s sleep to see God standing before them with a bag in his hand. > “Hello God,” Adam said, “what’s in the bag?” > “I have a few things I forgot to use when I made mankind,” God answered. > “Who would like to pee standing up,” asked God? > Adam raised his hand and grabbed it. Adam could now pee standing up. > “Well, I guess this is yours then Eve,” God said. > God hands her multiple organisms. “Adam,” the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, “what did you and Eve do today?” “We ate some fruit, Lord,” Adam said reverently. “Did you eat of the forbidden tree?” asked God. “Yes, Lord, we did,” Adam confessed. “And then what did you do?” “We made mad, passionate love all afternoon.” “Where is Eve now?” the Lord bellowed. “She’s down at the brook washing herself out.” “Dammit!” the Lord cried. “Now all the fish are going to smell funny!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=322)