# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 322
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6424 "2018-01-29T16:43:22Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > “Where is Eve now?” the Lord bellowed. > “She’s down at the brook washing herself out.” > “Dammit!” the Lord cried. “Now all the fish are going to smell funny!” Hey, I was told that every sperm was sacred and that if a sperm got wasted, God got quite irate! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6425 "2018-01-29T17:42:19Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Lucy sounds like that kid from New Jersey who keeps coming back. The last username I know was CosmicManiac. I think he said he went to Princeton? He pitted me last year and went down in flames, while I received accolade after accolade. It was glorious! Rutgers and he’s had at least one other sock (ScarletKnight) since then. Seems the boy can’t help but pick names that have something to do with North Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6426 "2018-01-29T18:28:08Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Man, remind me not to get on the wrong side of her. I do not want to be picking sparkles out of my ass for months on end. _wipes off boots_ It’s been a busy fucking weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6427 "2018-01-29T18:38:26Z")
Wait until summer! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6428 "2018-01-29T18:39:33Z")
Yup, early June when all the kiddies get out of school and decide to show off their newfound KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6429 "2018-01-29T18:42:21Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > _wipes off boots_ > > It’s been a busy fucking weekend. Word of advice: You might want to pick up that Sparkle boot polish in bulk now. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6430 "2018-01-29T18:43:48Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Yup, early June when all the kiddies get out of school and decide to show off their newfound KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING. Lovely. Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self? I’m thinking six months. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6431 "2018-01-29T18:45:33Z")
I’d get a good pair of boot rubbers, just for protection. Boots are expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6432 "2018-01-29T18:46:12Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Lovely. > > Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self? > > I’m thinking six months. Next Tuesday, 3:15 pm(PST) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6433 "2018-01-29T18:51:31Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Lovely. > > Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self? > > I’m thinking six months. Ah, so this is still hypothetical then? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6434 "2018-01-29T19:00:19Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Ah, so this is still hypothetical then? 😉 Sometimes the nerves deaden over time and you think that it really isn’t all _that_ bad…until that one morning when you wake up from a “multiple trolls spring up all at once” nightmare, crying into your pillow and hoping the internet is down. Or so I’ve been told. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6435 "2018-01-29T22:26:42Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Lovely. > > Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self? > > I’m thinking six months. I thought that was a prerequisite to even be considered for jack bootery. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6436 "2018-01-29T22:56:54Z")
[Now if the same could be done with **Clothahump** regarding politics…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20754964&postcount=609) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6437 "2018-01-29T23:08:57Z")
Yep, Spicy did it again. I’m glad she suffered the fire ants and bare feet (the jackboot ceremony) for us. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6438 "2018-01-29T23:17:02Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Lovely. > > Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self? > > I’m thinking six months. [Ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20654285&postcount=28) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6439 "2018-01-29T23:28:55Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > [Ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20654285&postcount=28) 🙂 Someone get this man a shot! And bring one for me. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6440 "2018-01-30T14:05:37Z")
Someone bumped dumbshits thread. Ban both of them please. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20756204&postcount=1334](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20756204&postcount=1334) ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6441 "2018-01-30T18:21:25Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Someone bumped dumbshits thread. Ban both of them please. > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20756204&postcount=1334](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20756204&postcount=1334) The bump of that thread by someone who hasn’t posted in two years is more than a little suspicious. In other (not surprising) news, Urbanredneck launches another passive/aggressive sexist thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848166](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848166) ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6442 "2018-01-30T18:44:30Z")
If Urbanredneck is doing it, it is sexist whether he realizes it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6443 "2018-01-30T21:05:54Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > The bump of that thread by someone who hasn’t posted in two years is more than a little suspicious. If you’re implying that spinky is working on behalf of Shagnasty I can assure you that you’re mistaken. He was posting here for 10 years before you even joined the boards and I would hazard a guess has known Shag is a trolling douche for much longer than you. If getting a parting shot in at Shag now that he is officially branded a troll with a topic ban is what it took to get spinky back out of lurking I say that is even a bigger win for the boards than shutting down Shaggy’s trolling was. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=321) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=323)