# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 326
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6504 "2018-02-02T16:41:56Z")
The “subservient” part was probably a continuation of Mjuslim Mind Control from his other thread. Or maybe cow ESP. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6505 "2018-02-02T16:45:04Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The “subservient” part was probably a continuation of Mjuslim Mind Control from his other thread. > > Or maybe cow ESP. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age, but I’d hate to see the guy banned. There’s a good deal of entertainment value in his threads. That cow ESP thread was a total _non sequitur_ hoot. However, my spidey senses are telling me he won’t be able to save his skin and will continue to rack up warnings until he is banned. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6506 "2018-02-02T16:45:36Z")
I hope he gets some help. It sure seems like there’s a mental problem. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6507 "2018-02-02T16:56:18Z")
His mental problem is that he’s a cranky old racist. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6508 "2018-02-02T17:01:02Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [UrbanRedneck’s thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848369&page=2) not going as well as he planned. Or as he hoped. Actually I think it’s going exactly as he expected. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6509 "2018-02-02T17:07:42Z")
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18) Well, that’s the best appeal I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6510 "2018-02-02T17:08:31Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age, but I’d hate to see the guy banned. There’s a good deal of entertainment value in his threads. That cow ESP thread was a total _non sequitur_ hoot. However, my spidey senses are telling me he won’t be able to save his skin and will continue to rack up warnings until he is banned. My main impression of him before the last couple of days was noticing how often he [mentioned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848016) [herbal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20742271#post20742271) [medicine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20732841#post20732841). But browsing back, there are other weird ones, like [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20695859#post20695859) one, and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845489) one (weird only because it was 17 years late.) And I see that there are [other](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20721116#post20721116) [instances](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20714064#post20714064) of his thinking people are trying to dominate and control him. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6511 "2018-02-02T17:11:43Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I hope he gets some help. It sure seems like there’s a mental problem. I agree. He’s a harmless old coot who can’t remember yesterday, let alone a warning he got a week ago. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6512 "2018-02-02T17:30:49Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18) > > Well, that’s the best appeal I’ve ever seen. I wonder if that’s kind of lowbrow reverse-psychology play. “You can’t ban me, because I WANT TO BE BANNED, AND YOU CAN’T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! MWAHAHAHA!” I wonder if they can perma-suspend? That would be an awesome petard to hoist him on (and keep him hoisted). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6513 "2018-02-02T17:32:07Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I agree. He’s a harmless old coot who can’t remember yesterday, let alone a warning he got a week ago. Yeah, that is the image he is projecting. Unless someone here has met him in person I’m going to treat him like every other hate-troll that crawls in. His shit doesn’t smell any sweeter just because he is supposedly a confused senior citizen. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6514 "2018-02-02T18:30:47Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I don’t understand anything about that story. His now-wife had to “marry” a local in order to stay at the local’s mother’s house? The Egyptian embassy had a staff member who badmouthed Islam? And there were staff members who were totally subservient to that guy? > > It’s like a bad dream sequence. Having seen several of his posts, I think I can put this through a Filter of Senility and extract the intended meaning. The first part proves that MJUSLIMS are crazy, the second part proves that our senile old fart’s opinion of MJUSLIMS is shared by respected Embassy personnel, and the third part shows that the person validating said old fart’s opinion is a highly respected Grand Poobah\* to whom everyone is extremely obsequious, so you better believe that he must know what he’s talking about. – - Grand Poobah is a respected position in the Egyptian embassy hierarchy, second only to Grand Vizier of the Arabian Nights. He doesn’t like MJUSLIMS either. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6515 "2018-02-02T18:41:57Z")
Interestingly, he’s been [hanging out with atheist mjuslims for 40 years](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18560234#post18560234). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6516 "2018-02-02T21:13:56Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20763474&postcount=18) > > Well, that’s the best appeal I’ve ever seen. Any context on that one? Just straight to a ban request, or was there some action beforehand? ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6517 "2018-02-02T21:20:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Any context on that one? Just straight to a ban request, or was there some action beforehand? He was told to stop being a jerk, or his posting privileges would be at risk. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6518 "2018-02-02T22:06:30Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Having seen several of his posts, I think I can put this through a Filter of Senility and extract the intended meaning. The first part proves that MJUSLIMS are crazy, the second part proves that our senile old fart’s opinion of MJUSLIMS is shared by respected Embassy personnel, and the third part shows that the person validating said old fart’s opinion is a highly respected Grand Poobah\* to whom everyone is extremely obsequious, so you better believe that he must know what he’s talking about. > > – > > - Grand Poobah is a respected position in the Egyptian embassy hierarchy, second only to Grand Vizier of the Arabian Nights. He doesn’t like MJUSLIMS either. I’m checking this while also putting together a proposal with one of my business partners and he wants to know why I’m desperately trying to holding in a laugh and not doing a very good job at it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6519 "2018-02-02T22:18:33Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Any context on that one? Just straight to a ban request, or was there some action beforehand? His third warning for being a jerk in just over a month. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6520 "2018-02-02T22:20:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > His third warning for being a jerk in just over a month. You warned him for being consistent?? :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6521 "2018-02-02T22:25:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > His third warning for being a jerk in just over a month. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > You warned him for being consistent?? :eek: 😃 Consistent? He missed a week. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6522 "2018-02-02T22:32:19Z")
Re: [the Mr Quatro business](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848194)–am I being too cruel to poor Ed Zotti? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6523 "2018-02-02T23:08:19Z")
He’s gone. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20764664#post20764664](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20764664#post20764664) Poor guy, he’ll forget, then log on every day and think he just got banned. He never had a clue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=325) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=327)