# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 327
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6524 "2018-02-02T23:51:25Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > His mental problem is that he’s a cranky old racist. Having a low opinion of middle age era superstitious cults has nothing to do with the vastly tired out accusation of racism. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6525 "2018-02-02T23:53:40Z")
Was that **Spice** ’s first banning? She’s growing up so fast. :sniff: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6526 "2018-02-02T23:54:55Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Having a low opinion of middle age era superstitious cults has nothing to do with the vastly tired out accusation of racism. Can we take this over to your Pit thread? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6527 "2018-02-03T00:03:14Z")
Here’s [the link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20764796&postcount=198) to the Cephalopod thread on why **SC** was in fact racist. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6528 "2018-02-03T00:08:32Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Re: [the Mr Quatro business](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848194)–am I being too cruel to poor Ed Zotti? Maybe you ought not to have done that thing… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6529 "2018-02-03T00:10:04Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Was that **Spice** ’s first banning? She’s growing up so fast. :sniff: Other than spammers, I believe so. Although, in these cases, it’s the consensus of all the mods with one making the announcement. I don’t know if the announcing mod gets credit or not. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6530 "2018-02-03T00:19:30Z")
Don’t moderators have to eat the heart of their first ban? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6531 "2018-02-03T00:22:31Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Don’t moderators have to eat the heart of their first ban? No. They come in heartless, and they go out heartless. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6532 "2018-02-03T00:55:19Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Here’s [the link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20764796&postcount=198) to the Cephalopod thread on why **SC** was in fact racist. Well, he’s has severe perception issues when it comes to politics, so there is that as well. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6533 "2018-02-03T00:57:29Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Don’t moderators have to eat the heart of their first ban? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > No. They come in heartless, and they go out heartless. Ditto for **Ed**. God can’t move his heart because He didn’t give him one. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6534 "2018-02-03T01:03:58Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Having a low opinion of middle age era superstitious cults has nothing to do with the vastly tired out accusation of racism. Weary, eh? Coffee enema should perk you right up. You seem like a Pumpkin Spice Latte guy, am I right? Worst case, we’ve got an actual pumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6535 "2018-02-03T02:25:07Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Having a low opinion of middle age era superstitious cults has nothing to do with the vastly tired out accusation of racism. Oh, Bless your heart ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6536 "2018-02-04T03:22:59Z")
What do we make of **[BuckChongo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848541)**? I took a look at his posting history. At a minimum, he’s … odd. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6537 "2018-02-04T04:47:08Z")
Maybe drunk, not trollish. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6538 "2018-02-05T00:00:07Z")
I pit the quality of the marketing in GQ. There was a thread there just now offering a deal on anti-rape pants. I was all set to order half a dozen pairs (you can never be too safe), but the poster had forgotten to include the pertinent link. He must have gotten it mixed up with one of his charitable efforts, because the only things he posted were links to free streaming sites. I appreciate free stuff as much as the next guy, but come on – don’t promise anti-rape pants and then offer free streaming. That’s downright misleading. Probably why the thread was disappeared. That should teach him for next time. If you promise anti-rape pants, give us anti-rape pants. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6539 "2018-02-05T00:47:53Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I pit the quality of the marketing in GQ. There was a thread there just now offering a deal on anti-rape pants. I was all set to order half a dozen pairs (you can never be too safe), but the poster had forgotten to include the pertinent link. He must have gotten it mixed up with one of his charitable efforts, because the only things he posted were links to free streaming sites. I appreciate free stuff as much as the next guy, but come on – don’t promise anti-rape pants and then offer free streaming. That’s downright misleading. Probably why the thread was disappeared. That should teach him for next time. If you promise anti-rape pants, give us anti-rape pants. Pro tip. Stuff the largest cucumber you can find into your pants and the problem is solved. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6540 "2018-02-05T00:55:51Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Pro tip. Stuff the largest cucumber you can find into your pants and the problem is solved. Secret pro tip: In the _front._ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6541 "2018-02-05T05:24:15Z")
I don’t know. I think a cucumber in the back of your pants would work too. Extra points for a dark stain. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6542 "2018-02-05T05:28:41Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I don’t know. I think a cucumber in the back of your pants would work too. Extra points for a dark stain. Rule 34, eh; rule 34. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6543 "2018-02-05T06:26:35Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I pit the quality of the marketing in GQ. There was a thread there just now offering a deal on anti-rape pants. I was all set to order half a dozen pairs (you can never be too safe), but the poster had forgotten to include the pertinent link. He must have gotten it mixed up with one of his charitable efforts, because the only things he posted were links to free streaming sites. I appreciate free stuff as much as the next guy, but come on – don’t promise anti-rape pants and then offer free streaming. That’s downright misleading. Probably why the thread was disappeared. That should teach him for next time. If you promise anti-rape pants, give us anti-rape pants. Now, that right there was funny. I, too, clicked on the thread expecting to read something about anti-rape pants. I was severely disappointed that there was no question in the OP about such trousers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=326) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=328)