# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/641 "2017-01-04T03:24:27Z")
I suppose a “congratulations” thread would be out of order. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/642 "2017-01-04T03:30:53Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > It was **Bone’s** first ban. It’s like smearing the blood of your first kill on your face. 😃 No, he’s had another troll kill. That one wasn’t around long enough to be noticed. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/643 "2017-01-04T12:55:36Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > my apologies to Sir Elton John: > > \*\*\*They said get back Calico Jack! > Better get back to the woods > Its The End of Days for your Red Neck Ways! > (Oooo-Hoo Oooo-Hoo!) > Oh, a BANNING’s gonna do ya Good…! > > You better get back Calico Jack! > Being Racist isn’t where it’s at > It’s like trying to dig gold from a Painted Line > It’s like trying to drink whisky > Oh… from a jug of Turpentine…!\*\*\* _And tell me grey seal How does it feel To be so wise To see through eyes That only see what’s real Tell me grey seal_ ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/644 "2017-01-04T14:50:36Z")
The entire **Calico Jack** fiasco made me chuckle. The guy’s got problems. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/645 "2017-01-04T16:10:34Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > The entire **Calico Jack** fiasco made me chuckle. The guy’s got problems. But he would tell you it is all of us who have the problems! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/646 "2017-01-04T16:37:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > But he would tell you it is all of us who have the problems! :rolleyes: Not any more!!! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/647 "2017-01-04T16:49:04Z")
You ain’t kidding! My diabetes just cleared right up now that he’s gone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/648 "2017-01-04T16:53:39Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > But he would tell you it is all of us who have the problems! :rolleyes: We do have problems, though! But we are also able to talk about the said problems without adding a “lol” at the end of every sentence. Important life skill, that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/649 "2017-01-04T20:24:27Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > The entire **Calico Jack** fiasco made me chuckle. The guy’s got problems. It was an astonishing trajectory. His first posts were long and philosophical, full of intricate reasoning. (Wrong, but at least quite literate.) But every time he got told, “No, that’s wrong,” he descended one step on the grand staircase to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/650 "2017-01-04T20:35:05Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > No, he’s had another troll kill. That one wasn’t around long enough to be noticed. 😃 Seriously, I’m all for transparency. I figure if a poster had significant interaction with other posters it’s a courtesy to the other posters to make an announcement. Spammers and socks don’t get the same treatment of course. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/651 "2017-01-04T20:39:44Z")
I only wish I’d had the opportunity to tell him to “Fuck off” more often. I feel like he left before really knowing just how I sincerely I meant it. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/652 "2017-01-04T20:47:25Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Seriously, I’m all for transparency. I figure if a poster had significant interaction with other posters it’s a courtesy to the other posters to make an announcement. I, for one, welcome our new transparent overlords. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/653 "2017-01-04T20:49:38Z")
Does a moderator get “ace” status after 5 confirmed kills? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/654 "2017-01-04T20:56:04Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > We do have problems, though! But we are also able to talk about the said problems without adding a “lol” at the end of every sentence. Important life skill, that. 😉 lol ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/655 "2017-01-04T21:16:04Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > It was an astonishing trajectory. His first posts were long and philosophical, full of intricate reasoning. (Wrong, but at least quite literate.) But every time he got told, “No, that’s wrong,” he descended one step on the grand staircase to hell. I found his preoccupation with humanism and his need to pigeon-hole anyone who disagreed with him rather bizarre. Watching him throw _“humanism is an ideology!!!11!”_ into a thread like it was a Randy Savage elbow-drop style finishing move only to have everyone else go - 'Yeah, so?" was kinda funny. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/656 "2017-01-04T21:24:50Z")
> [@Waxwinged](#): > > We do have problems, though! But we are also able to talk about the said problems without adding a “lol” at the end of every sentence. Important life skill, that. 😉 Does that habit suggest that he was a lol **Cat**? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/657 "2017-01-04T21:29:49Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > _And tell me grey seal > How does it feel > To be so wise > To see through eyes > That only see what’s real > Tell me grey seal_ Well, that’s enough story time for today, children. Now, please open your desks and open your Arithmetic Books to Chapter 5. Last night’s homework began with Number 12. Jimmy, what answer did you get…? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/658 "2017-01-05T02:39:11Z")
Uh-Oh. In this thread it looks like Femmejean may be going Calico Jack on us. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815452](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815452) Did someone pull a pin on one and they are all linked? ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/659 "2017-01-05T03:25:15Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Does a moderator get “ace” status after 5 confirmed kills? No, I think they get “00” status after two kills. Nothing special about the designation, just indicates that you’ve had to ban a chap in cold blood. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/660 "2017-01-05T06:15:01Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Uh-Oh. In this thread it looks like Femmejean may be going Calico Jack on us. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815452](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815452) > > Did someone pull a pin on one and they are all linked? I was just coming in to comment on **Femmejean**. He/she’s just started one on whether the 9/11 hijackers could have been de-radicalized. Anyone want to start off the betting on this one? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=34)