# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6644 "2018-02-10T18:30:28Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Yeah, you ought not call him “ **Luci’700** ”. Too confusing. “ **luci** ” is reserved shorthand for “ **elucidator** ”.

Good point.

(Just hope we don’t get a new rapscallion who picks the name **BigTard700** …)

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6645 "2018-02-10T21:56:50Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I think it’s more of a post-college mid 20’s angst.

He’s mentioned having Asperger’s IIRC. It’s probably not easy for him to resist perseverating; folks should ease up as long as he respects the rules.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6646 "2018-02-10T22:50:57Z")

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Except now he’s walking himself straight into Dangerous Sociopath territory. ☹

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6647 "2018-02-10T23:15:09Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> He’s mentioned having Asperger’s IIRC. It’s probably not easy for him to resist perseverating; folks should ease up as long as he respects the rules.

You misunderstand the nature of the criticism. I have no problem with philosophy and abstract intellectual inquiry. We once had an interesting and productive discussion about the role of philosophy in science, for example. The problem with posts like the **Machinaforce** ramblings about the nature of “truth” is that they’re fundamentally without substance or insight, and hence rather pointless. That’s what I was ridiculing, and it has nothing to do with Asperger’s.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6648 "2018-02-11T00:32:11Z")

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**Luciano700** ’s obsession with sorting people and ideas into categories is typical of OCD, which I understand overlaps with Aspergers’ to some degree. If he’s a teenager and just starting to grapple with sexual issues (which include his perception of masculinity), that’s going to be reflected in his desire to sort and classify everything into clearly delineated categories. This is how he’s trying to make sense of the world. Everything has to be arranged just so. It’s a trait that has led to some great achievements (Howard Hughes) but can also have a terrible downside (also Howard Hughes).

I don’t believe he is a troll.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6649 "2018-02-11T00:41:54Z")

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I don’t think he is an obvious troll. I think he probably doesn’t even understand what he’s doing, which is trolling, in a way.  
I don’t believe we can sort him out. It’s gonna take some one dedicated to his learning, and time, lots and lots of time! Nobody here is gonna do that.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6650 "2018-02-11T00:47:16Z")

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I stopped paying attention to Luciano700’s threads because the manchild can’t focus on anything long enough to have an adult conversation or answer questions. He just changes the subject with every post.

Is he still like that?

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**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6651 "2018-02-11T00:55:03Z")

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Yeah, pretty much. Whether he’s legit or not, his (many) threads feel mostly like a waste of time. Most of them seem like him making multiple posts in a row, and everyone else trying to pin down wtf he’s talking about.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6652 "2018-02-11T01:06:47Z")

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> [@Not\_a\_Platypus](#):
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> Yeah, pretty much. Whether he’s legit or not, his (many) threads feel mostly like a waste of time. Most of them seem like him making multiple posts in a row, and everyone else trying to pin down wtf he’s talking about.

He’s had a thread closed for too many bumps, too.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6653 "2018-02-11T01:17:23Z")

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Brand new shiny troll:

> [@Cornell frat suspended for game in which men compete to have sex with overweight women](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornell-frat-suspended-for-game-in-which-men-compete-to-have-sex-with-overweight-women/808385/71):
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> I’m sorry, why do you consider it offensive?  
> If a woman is fat, she should be called out on it. If she doesn’t find it offensive, there’s no harm. And if she does consider it offensive (and if she is, indeed, fat), it should be a nice incentive for her to stop shoveling food into her mouth and exercise more. Fat shaming works and does wonders: look at recent [picture of Amy Schumer](https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/uld6R5IJMuNhg80zYZuCcQ--/Zmk9c3RyaW07aD0xMTM4O3c9NjQwO3NtPTE7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/ce183f39363153718bbf39257ba8909a) where it looks like she finally made a half-decent attempt to lose some weight. She’s still over-weight, but out of obese territory.
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> We live in an age, where a major political figure can win elections with a single [hilarious (and historical) joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9lcr-wsYOk) about woman’s weight.  
> Watch closely as women in the audience roar with laughter as Rosie O’Donnell gets demolished for (among other things) being a fatso.  
> Hopefully, we’re coming closer and closer as a society to a state, where calling out someone for being fat is not only acceptable, but applauded.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71)

I predict a brief posting career, followed by a spectacular flameout.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6654 "2018-02-11T01:26:44Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Brand new shiny troll:
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71)
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> I predict a brief posting career, followed by a spectacular flameout.

.  
Came to mention that one. Hopefully the fresh turd will soon be flushed.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6655 "2018-02-11T01:56:02Z")

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I misread his name as “Steve Moron”. I can’t imagine what prompted that unfortunate word association.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6656 "2018-02-11T03:25:16Z")

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I read “moron”, too. It’s such an obvious troll that I can’t get too worked up about it.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6657 "2018-02-11T03:40:05Z")

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Yeah, total troll fail. The only thing that would have made it more obvious is if he threw in a declawed cat.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6658 "2018-02-11T04:41:46Z")

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And already picked up a warning:

> [@Cornell frat suspended for game in which men compete to have sex with overweight women](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornell-frat-suspended-for-game-in-which-men-compete-to-have-sex-with-overweight-women/808385/74):
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> You’re being issued a warning for trolling. It’s difficult to see this as anything other than an attempt to rile up other people.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780592&postcount=74](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780592&postcount=74)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6659 "2018-02-11T04:44:26Z")

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Monon of the Morons.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6660 "2018-02-11T07:03:14Z")

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Okay, [troll or genuine monon](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849031)? Because anyone who really thinks that anyone can provide real answers to those questions is dumber than a bag of hammers.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6661 "2018-02-11T07:19:01Z")

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Obviously he needs a DeLorean and a supply of plutonium to build a time machine, as shown in the 1985 documentary _Back to the Future_.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6662 "2018-02-11T13:34:37Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Okay, [troll or genuine monon](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849031)? Because anyone who really thinks that anyone can provide real answers to those questions is dumber than a bag of hammers.

I wouldn’t out him as a troll just yet. He joined in Dec 2017 and it was a long list. It took him some time to compile it so I feel like he really must have put some thought into it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6663 "2018-02-11T13:54:01Z")

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This guy however, is clearly [posting while drunk and trollish](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849039).

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