# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/661 "2017-01-05T20:10:48Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I only wish I’d had the opportunity to tell him to “Fuck off” more often. I feel like he left before really knowing just how I sincerely I meant it.

Alas, I doubt he understand anything any of us told him.

FTR, I shall now and forever associate you with the phrase “fuck off”, in the best possible way. 😃

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/662 "2017-01-05T21:55:44Z")

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> [@Have any wide-release movies been scrubbed from the public?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-any-wide-release-movies-been-scrubbed-from-the-public/776336/58):
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> > [@Have any wide-release movies been scrubbed from the public?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-any-wide-release-movies-been-scrubbed-from-the-public/776336/56):
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> > Is Song of the Sout still only available in EURO DISNEY catalogue or in store on DVD there ?
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> . Last I checked it was

I don’t know whether to file this under troll, odd poster, board glitch, or sock failure.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/663 "2017-01-05T22:19:13Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> I don’t know whether to file this under troll, odd poster, board glitch, or sock failure.

Yeah, noticed it too. Clear case of confused socks. And classic case of sleeper troll, registered since 2006 but only has started to mightily troll for a few weeks. Will get booted soon…

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/664 "2017-01-06T07:49:27Z")

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I was wondering about **femmejean** , too.

Where I previously thought **jtur88** was a run-of-the-mill tool, after reading his pit thread, I think he’s intentionally trolling.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/665 "2017-01-06T19:10:44Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Yeah, noticed it too. Clear case of confused socks. And classic case of sleeper troll, registered since 2006 but only has started to mightily troll for a few weeks. Will get booted soon…

Yeah, [slurs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19900942#post19900942) are a good way to rack up warnings. What’s next? “Towelheads”?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/666 "2017-01-06T19:35:48Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yeah, [slurs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19900942#post19900942) are a good way to rack up warnings. What’s next? “Towelheads”?

[Actually, yes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19901326&postcount=136)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/667 "2017-01-06T19:37:42Z")

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Let the betting begin!

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/668 "2017-01-06T20:10:51Z")

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I suppose they want to go down in flames; but I don’t get why.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/669 "2017-01-06T20:26:59Z")

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New Year’s resolution?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/670 "2017-01-06T22:09:19Z")

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Fuck off **doorhinge** , [you basic shit eating troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19901683&postcount=334).

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/671 "2017-01-06T22:11:59Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Fuck off **doorhinge** , [you basic shit eating troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19901683&postcount=334).

I finally googled JugearS, because curiosity got the better of me. Looks like doorhinge found a new word. Can we at least get some higher quality asshats? These aren’t even a step up from Facebook trolls.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/672 "2017-01-06T22:13:44Z")

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From the recently released Intel Report on Russian hacking:

> [@](#):
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> "Moscow’s influence campaign followed a Russian messaging strategy that blends covert intelligence operations – such as cyberactivity – with overt efforts by Russian government agencies, state-funded media, third-party intermediaries and\*\* paid social media users or ‘trolls,\*\*’ " the report found.

I don’t think we’re immune here at the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/673 "2017-01-06T22:44:47Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yeah, [slurs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19900942#post19900942) are a good way to rack up warnings. What’s next? “Towelheads”?

> [@raventhief](#):
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> [Actually, yes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19901326&postcount=136)

> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Let the betting begin!

We didn’t even have a chance to place bets.

Oh well. Ill survive the disappointment somehow.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/674 "2017-01-06T23:31:39Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> We didn’t even have a chance to place bets.
> 
> Oh well. Ill survive the disappointment somehow.

Binge watching the first 3 seasons of _Emergency!_?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/675 "2017-01-06T23:41:47Z")

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That was quick. What was he - a “sleeper” troll?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/676 "2017-01-06T23:45:19Z")

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His light is still on. 😃

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/677 "2017-01-07T00:06:09Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> That was quick. What was he - a “sleeper” troll?

To be honest, I think it was me who coined the term in a pit thread from a few years ago and nobody else uses it. Here’s my post [from that thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18851686&postcount=158):

[Quote=EinsteinsHund]  
I call those guys troll sleepers. Sometimes, a poster I never encountered is all over the board with strange or creepy posts, and I look up the join date expecting a recent one, and to my surprise, it’s from, say, 2005. Then I skim their posting history and see only madness. It happens. Maybe a clever way to avoid banning, spread your crazyness in doses over many years. Trolls are a weird species.

[/Quote]

I still think that definition applies to a good chunk of our regular trolls, it certainly fitted the sadly missed \*\*DopeyPeyote \*\*or whatshisname.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/678 "2017-01-07T02:06:25Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> From the recently released Intel Report on Russian hacking:
> 
> I don’t think we’re immune here at the SDMB.

It’s a _very_ sharp social media curve on the Intertubes. As I noticed a month or so ago, despite our steady or dwindling population, we’re easily in the top 500 social media sites, which makes us a target depending on how much resources Russia has to throw at us. You could easily troll the top 100 with a roomful of people and the top 1000 with not much more than that.

(Might even be wise to do so if you had so many people assigned to FacePage and RedSpace that they were in danger of being detected and kicked off.)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/679 "2017-01-07T03:12:25Z")

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We have a live one: [Weisshund](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19902458&postcount=290)

He seems “charming”.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/680 "2017-01-07T03:38:01Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> We have a live one: [Weisshund](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19902458&postcount=290)
> 
> He seems “charming”.

As they say in Minnesota, they’re “Interesting.”

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