# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6784 "2018-02-14T14:11:44Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > So that **Colette** thread was progressing relatively well - a few skeptics, a few jokes, the usual bewildering input from **Urban Redneck** , I swear he makes comments like that just to troll for negative responses. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6785 "2018-02-14T14:23:04Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > So that **Colette** thread was progressing relatively well - a few skeptics, a few jokes, the usual bewildering input from **Urban Redneck** , but by and large the responses were relatively supportive and even praised the OP for not reacting overly negatively to the news about her daughter…and then a familiar yet recent joiner dropped a big old turd into the punchbowl… Christ told us we were to feed the hungry, clothe the naked and shelter the homeless. But he also said: _Fuck the goddam trolls. Don’t get them shit!_ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6786 "2018-02-14T14:40:01Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > … But he also said: _Fuck the goddam trolls. Don’t get them shit!_ Actually he said; Clothe the men without means who appear without garment. Clothe not the women, teach them instead to dance on their toes. This is before women exchanged the ballet slippers for brass poles. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6787 "2018-02-14T15:06:06Z")
More brilliance from **SteveMoron**. I love that first sentence. > [@White Privilage](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-privilage/808511/98): > > Of course they’re. They know who commit the disproportionate number of crimes and base their actions accordingly. It’s just common sense. > Look at Bodymore. The majority of policemen are black. The mayor is black. The state attorney is black. White privilege :rolleyes: > Remember that recent case where a black criminal with a rap sheet longer than Wilt Chamberlain’s arms died in police custody? > Then we had the idiots blocking traffic, state attorney charging (mostly black) officers with god knows know (all of the charges got tossed out of court and she’s now herself being sued by the officers for malicious prosecution). > The outcome was mundanely predictable: [the silly “Nobody kill nobody” weekend](http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/us/baltimore-ceasefire-weekend/index.html) (take a wild guess on how many people were killed during it) and Bodymore [setting the record for number of murders.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/baltimore-homicide-murder-rate-highest-2017-crime-increase-freddie-gray-killing/) Behold the master race! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6788 "2018-02-14T15:18:10Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Behold the master race! Does he even have a chin? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6789 "2018-02-14T15:58:12Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Behold the master race! I am allowed to _fart_ _fart_ _fart_ in the Fuehrer’s face yet? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6790 "2018-02-14T17:19:47Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Massive overreaction to anything that is said, continued accusations that anyone who is looking to prevent discrimination is no different from the soviet union institution chattel slavery, and an admonishment that she note that others have suffered far more for their faith than baking a cake she takes as a death threat. So [her meltdown continues](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20786608&postcount=101). > [@Euphrosyne](#): > > Don’t come here for advice, Colette. > > If you’re a Catholic - trust me! instead of getting sympathetic advice here, many of the other posters here will reach out and pull your lower lip pulled up over your head as if it were a leaf of lettuce. > > Why not approach your pastor, instead, or some of your more devout friends whose parenting skills you admire? > > The Dope message board - or anyplace on the internet, really - is the last place any caring, sensitive person should be putting their problems out there. As Tom Petty sang: > "There’s people running around loose in the world > Who ain’t got nothing better to do > Than make a meal of some bright-eyed kid."A good summation of what happens to sincere, devout people who come here. > > And after they’re done having you for lunch, they gather the crumbs into an oak barrel, add water, let everything ferment, and call it ale. > > Stay away, Colette. Stay away. > > I’m a Catholic, and I’m sure I won’t be here much longer. I just hate to be driven away from a public board by bad characters. It seems unfair. [Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847817) is the thread where she was so horribly attacked. You will note how much condescension she was using in her replies from the very beginning, which resulted in some mild push-back and snark against her. At which point she went from “always happy, love everyone” to full-on Hulked-out rage in approx. 11.2 milliseconds. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6791 "2018-02-14T17:21:48Z")
Well, people need to make note of the Mod note there before they respond further to her. Just don’t. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6792 "2018-02-14T17:34:01Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So [her meltdown continues](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20786608&postcount=101). > > [Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847817) is the thread where she was so horribly attacked. You will note how much condescension she was using in her replies from the very beginning, which resulted in some mild push-back and snark against her. At which point she went from “always happy, love everyone” to full-on Hulked-out rage in approx. 11.2 milliseconds. Seems like an opportunity missed for: “Get off the cross, we can use the wood” Alas, mods have ruined the fun. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6793 "2018-02-14T17:38:35Z")
Well, Euphrosyne is the goddess of Mirth and Joy, one of the Three Graces. How dare you not be mirthed by her! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6794 "2018-02-14T17:45:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Seems like an opportunity missed for: > > “Get off the cross, we can use the wood” > > Alas, mods have ruined the fun. I always tell the self righteous martyrs, “Be sure to use your knees when you lift your cross.” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6795 "2018-02-14T18:07:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So [her meltdown continues](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20786608&postcount=101). > > [Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847817) is the thread where she was so horribly attacked. You will note how much condescension she was using in her replies from the very beginning, which resulted in some mild push-back and snark against her. At which point she went from “always happy, love everyone” to full-on Hulked-out rage in approx. 11.2 milliseconds. Yeah, I’m not really seeing the atomic lip wedgie. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6796 "2018-02-14T18:15:23Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah, I’m not really seeing the atomic lip wedgie. You probably won’t get a chance to. > [@My 15 Year-Old Daughter Just Told Me She's BiSexual -HELP!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-15-year-old-daughter-just-told-me-shes-bisexual-help/808721/101): > > … > > I’m a Catholic, and I’m sure I won’t be here much longer. I just hate to be driven away from a public board by bad characters. It seems unfair. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6797 "2018-02-14T18:18:34Z")
Nice turn of phrase though. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6798 "2018-02-14T18:25:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Nice turn of phrase though. [Thank Carol Burnett](http://www.azquotes.com/quote/664281). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6799 "2018-02-14T18:30:02Z")
So she’s one pit thread away from flouncing? Which one of you heathens want’s to prove you’re as heartless as she claims? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6800 "2018-02-14T18:35:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > So she’s one pit thread away from flouncing? Which one of you heathens want’s to prove you’re as heartless as she claims? I really don’t think any effort needs to be made. It’s like pushing water down a waterfall. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6801 "2018-02-14T18:36:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Nice turn of phrase though. > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Thank Carol Burnett](http://www.azquotes.com/quote/664281). I have heard Bill Cosby use the imagery, and he attributed it (properly, IIRC) to Erma Bombeck. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6802 "2018-02-14T18:37:53Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > So she’s one pit thread away from flouncing? I get the impression that it’s in the same sense that self-aware computers are twenty years into the future… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6803 "2018-02-14T18:57:39Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I have heard Bill Cosby use the imagery, and he attributed it (properly, IIRC) to Erma Bombeck. [YDRC](https://youtu.be/UEwPy31vWZ8?t=498). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=339) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=341)