# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 341
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6804 "2018-02-14T19:01:43Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I get the impression that it’s in the same sense that self-aware computers are twenty years into the future… Yeah, she’s too happy playing the martyr to flounce. She’s being tested, you see. It’s all part of god’s inscrutable plan for her. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6805 "2018-02-14T21:18:16Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > So she’s one pit thread away from flouncing? Which one of you heathens want’s to prove you’re as heartless as she claims? Nah, she said she’d flounce before after that first thread, in her thread Pitting the moderators. Instead she stuck around and responded to everyone trying to tell her what she did wrong. This is actually her backing off a bit, saying she “won’t be here long.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6806 "2018-02-15T17:14:38Z")
Well, I missed whatever got **Naomi7** banned. She’s listed as having zero posts so apparently they cornfielded them, but thankfully left behind the Falcon Heavy thread. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6807 "2018-02-15T17:50:54Z")
Another case of Almost-A-Troll. I just read through [Euphrosyne’s thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=847817) where she responds to everyone who challenges her by dripping Mega-Church sucralose all over them: “Guess I’m just not heathen enough to agree with you. Still love everyone here anyhoo. Kisses!!!” (paraphrased --NOT going back to that thread to check. In fact, now I have to go wash it off me) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6808 "2018-02-15T23:55:48Z")
Super Fun Goddess [gets her first warning](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20790614&postcount=897). ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6809 "2018-02-16T00:51:29Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Super Fun Goddess [gets her first warning](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20790614&postcount=897). I don’t want to derail the thread, but regarding one of her posts: Not all women think in circles. :rolleyes: My thinking is pretty darn linear. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6810 "2018-02-16T01:25:45Z")
Well, her thoughts are more of a 3D spiral. Sort of an inclined plane wrapped around a central shaft. Possibly topped off with a cap named after some guy named Phillip or Allen. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6811 "2018-02-16T02:43:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Well, her thoughts are more of a 3D spiral. Sort of an inclined plane wrapped around a central shaft. Possibly topped off with a cap named after some guy named Phillip or Allen. I’d say a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6812 "2018-02-16T02:53:03Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Well, her thoughts are more of a 3D spiral. Sort of an inclined plane wrapped around a central shaft. Possibly topped off with a cap named after some guy named Phillip or Allen. Is there something wrong with her threads? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6813 "2018-02-16T08:44:58Z")
I was thinking more along the lines (see, linear) of the spiral of water going down the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6814 "2018-02-16T12:55:02Z")
Round and round and round she goes; where she stops, nobody cares. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6815 "2018-02-16T13:21:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Well, her thoughts are more of a 3D spiral. Sort of an inclined plane wrapped around a central shaft. Possibly topped off with a cap named after some guy named Phillip or Allen. _Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain Or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that’s turning Running rings around the moon Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of its face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind_ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6816 "2018-02-16T14:23:20Z")
You’re all going to be so disappointed when you find out that she’s not a troll, in fact, she’s just as nutty as the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6817 "2018-02-16T14:23:38Z")
_The wheel in the thread keeps on turning I don’t know where it’ll be tomorrow!_ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6818 "2018-02-16T15:15:30Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > _The wheel in the thread keeps on turning > I don’t know where it’ll be tomorrow!_ But the buzzards keep flocking in hoping for a meal. We need a real troll , a troll with sexual performance problems and an unwilling wife who prefers her battery operated boyfriend (BOB) to him. That’s be good shit right there. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6819 "2018-02-16T16:41:58Z")
It would be kind of interesting to create an inverse sock, where several regular posters have the password to the account and pass the sock around. You would have to watch for the green dot to go out, because, what would happen if two people tried to log in to the same account at once. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6820 "2018-02-16T16:59:50Z")
I never “log out” of the browser on my desktop or phone, and there have been times that I’ve been testing bugs on both at once (such as during the troubled https transition.) Two different IPs, the system has no way of recognizing that it _isn’t_ two people logged on the same account at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6821 "2018-02-16T17:01:58Z")
Darren, you’re logged out now, pass the sock please. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6822 "2018-02-16T17:03:05Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Darren, you’re logged out now, pass the sock please. Ewww. Do you know what he did in that sock? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6823 "2018-02-16T17:10:05Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Ewww. Do you know what he did in that sock? :dubious: You mean like in days of old, when knights were bold, and rubbers weren’t invented? They tied a sock around their … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=340) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=342)