# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 344
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6864 "2018-02-17T12:16:10Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **D’Anconia** is on my ignore list, but I find myself reading his posts anyway just to see if he can top his last one. He never fails to come up with something more snarkable than the last time. No shit. Witness his response to me in my phone scam thread: > [@What Just Happened? (attempted phone scam?)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-happened-attempted-phone-scam/808720/15): > > Please review the information in post#2 so you don’t get scammed again. Pretentious dick-hole. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6865 "2018-02-17T13:52:13Z")
Dupe ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6866 "2018-02-17T17:20:19Z")
**L-7** (my non-Luci nick for Luciano700) has been starting threads were he’s pretending there’s a discussion to be had, but he’s just airing his insecurities. From one of his OPs: > [@Has the internet made people more obnoxious in your opinion?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-internet-made-people-more-obnoxious-in-your-opinion/808972/1): > > Want to see what everyone says here. From memes, to social media, to internet trolling, would find it hard to argue otherwise. If it’s hard to argue otherwise, then you expect everyone to agree, so why even bother starting a thread? Even if you’ve got all the time in the world (and nothing you should be doing to improve yourself), why waste other people’s time? ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6867 "2018-02-17T17:29:33Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **D’Anconia** is on my ignore list, but I find myself reading his posts anyway just to see if he can top his last one. He never fails to come up with something more snarkable than the last time. He’s the only poster I’ve ever ignored. His goal in life seem to be to derail any thread discussing concepts he’s uncomfortable with. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6868 "2018-02-17T17:47:46Z")
> [@digs](#): > > **L-7** … That sounds like some kind of weird non-planar lagrange point. Which would be kind of, umm, unstable. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6869 "2018-02-17T19:25:37Z")
Good old Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian **d’Anconia** is the anti Samuel-A. Whereas SA will respond to the net neutrality decision with “it won’t matter because of futuristic sounding BS which I am making up as I type”, Cisco here responds to net neutrality with “[phone books](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20669097&postcount=277)”. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6870 "2018-02-17T19:42:00Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Whereas SA will respond to the net neutrality decision with “it won’t matter because of futuristic sounding BS which I am making up as I type”, That reminds me–in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20793242&postcount=39) post he contends that the rational future solution to crime is to implant a behavior-controlling chip in everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6871 "2018-02-17T19:44:52Z")
Oh, and it seems that Dumbius Assius [continues to be depressed](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849427). And also–apparently–a creationist. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6872 "2018-02-17T19:50:59Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’ve actually tried to help the guy, but his ability to comprehend anything that he hasn’t already decided on is so bad that I might as well be arguing with a badly-programmed chatbot. I have noticed. you have been more than patient with him. Either he is trolling or he’s just plain stupid. IDK. He obviously has no support at home. But I can’t take him on to raise, he is too frustrating. Maybe if his english was better. But, then again, I am not sure if that is real. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6873 "2018-02-17T20:07:58Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’ve actually tried to help the guy, but his ability to comprehend anything that he hasn’t already decided on is so bad that I might as well be arguing with a badly-programmed chatbot. Don’t ever get him wet. Keep him away from bright light. And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs . . . never, never feed him after midnight. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6874 "2018-02-17T20:12:55Z")
Wait–so posters that aren’t intentional trolls but are genuinely tin-eared, clueless, and confused are called mogwai? I like it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6875 "2018-02-17T20:28:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Oh, and it seems that Dumbius Assius [continues to be depressed](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849427). And also–apparently–a creationist. It’s like his brain ate some beans and is farting OPs all over the place suddenly. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6876 "2018-02-17T20:42:22Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > It’s like his brain ate some beans and is farting OPs all over the place suddenly. Just to bring those of you who may have just tuned in up to speed, Marky F. hated being in college, hates being in the army, hates carnivory, hates reproduction, and hates the entire universe. (You can check the posts that he has started to see that I’m not exaggerating.) It really gives a sense of comfort to know someone like that is being trained to use military weapons… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6877 "2018-02-17T21:45:42Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Just to bring those of you who may have just tuned in up to speed, Marky F. hated being in college, hates being in the army, hates carnivory, hates reproduction, and hates the entire universe. (You can check the posts that he has started to see that I’m not exaggerating.) It really gives a sense of comfort to know someone like that is being trained to use military weapons… Oh, now I remember this guy. I only had a few interactions with him, I think, but one was fairly positive. I seem to recall I complimented him on his writing ability. But the malevolent God thing is more like a random thought than anything remotely serious. GD is for witnessing, though, so he’s in the right place! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6878 "2018-02-17T22:54:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > But the malevolent God thing is more like a random thought than anything remotely serious. GD is for witnessing, though, so he’s in the right place! His thread is really sad and I’d be depressed to, if I thought the world was that bad, and God was, too. That’d be the worst… you realize that you believe in God, but then you realize that he’s a dick, and hates your guts. (Hmmm, did I just psychoanalyze Martin Luther?) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6879 "2018-02-18T00:24:11Z")
Time to join Westboro and carry signs about how God hates everyone? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6880 "2018-02-18T01:40:00Z")
> [@digs](#): > > That’d be the worst… you realize that you believe in God, but then you realize that he’s a dick, and hates your guts. That’s it! That explains my relationship with God perfectly! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6881 "2018-02-18T01:57:51Z")
> [@digs](#): > > That’d be the worst… you realize that you believe in God, but then you realize that he’s a dick, and hates your guts. And that God is [a cock-blocking dog named Butch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on0EmPLI1M4). ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6882 "2018-02-18T01:57:58Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > That’s it! That explains my relationship with God perfectly! Ouch. I keep thinking that Jesus called him “Abba” (either Aramaic for “Daddy”, or Swedish for “Let’s get some white pantsuits!”). So Jesus is on the Not-A-Prick side of theology, while the other side is a lot of saints, bishops, popes, and reformers… and most any right-winger who’s busy screwing over God’s children. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6883 "2018-02-18T14:29:51Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Time to join Westboro and carry signs about how God hates everyone? God only hates fags. And Democrats. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=343) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=345)