# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6924 "2018-02-19T18:37:26Z")

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We had some kind of score card, didn’t we? Were there troll points awarded if you showed up and acted cute in the OTRU thread?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6925 "2018-02-19T18:41:14Z")

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> [@Luciano700](#):
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> Wuuuuuuut?

The frozen meteor, it’s really shit. You didn’t touch it did you?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6926 "2018-02-19T18:51:12Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Or you can just do an ATMB thread asking for someone to get a warning and then close it with a big smile when they do.

Aw, did someone’s best bud get a widdle warning? Is someone correctly pointing out a mod-ignoring troll making diddums want to run to their safe space? Well, fuck that noise, shitstain.

Here’s a hint you can pass on to your buddy **AK** - don’t be so _obvious_ at the racebaiting trolling, and you won’t get warned for it.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6927 "2018-02-19T18:57:39Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Aw, did someone’s best bud get a widdle warning? Is someone correctly pointing out a mod-ignoring troll making diddums want to run to their safe space? Well, fuck that noise, shitstain.
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> Here’s a hint you can pass on to your buddy **AK** - don’t be so _obvious_ at the racebaiting trolling, and you won’t get warned for it.

AK’s not my buddy. I just commented because that thread made you look like a pussy.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6928 "2018-02-19T19:20:08Z")

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Love these posts…the South African complaining about the Pakistani trading insults with the American. I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect disharmony.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6929 "2018-02-19T19:23:17Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> The frozen meteor, it’s really shit. You didn’t touch it did you?

Actually, I think he is more like the dog. Where did you put the scissors?

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**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6930 "2018-02-19T23:24:05Z")

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So do mentions work?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6931 "2018-02-20T00:37:09Z")

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What hell does that mean?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6932 "2018-02-20T01:09:44Z")

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[One of the flayrods has gone askew on the treadle.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849542)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6933 "2018-02-20T01:16:01Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What hell does that mean?

I had to google it–it is the term for when you can do something like typing @Beckdawrek and you are notified that someone is talking about you.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6934 "2018-02-20T01:22:05Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What hell does that mean?

Does it matter?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6935 "2018-02-20T01:23:03Z")

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It hardly matters, but FWIW I vote troll.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6936 "2018-02-20T01:47:01Z")

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+1

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6937 "2018-02-20T01:52:52Z")

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If you post a thread asking for opinions but then don’t post back to it, then I do at the very least assume you weren’t really interested in the answers, and am less likely to open your threads in the future. Sure, if your title is interesting enough, or I forget about you (which happens a lot), I may come back. But for posters that do it a lot, I just wind up skipping their threads.

A single post is different. I don’t expect people to necessarily read every reply. But, if you made a thread, surely you want to know what people think. And we just have too many driveby posters. It feels wasteful if there’s not a discussion.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6938 "2018-02-20T01:57:00Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> I had to google it–it is the term for when you can do something like typing @Beckdawrek and you are notified that someone is talking about you.

They have that on the Giraffe Boards. If I want someone to know I’m talking about him, I’ll type @Giraffe for example, and he’ll get a notification that someone’s talking about him.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6939 "2018-02-20T02:00:12Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> [One of the flayrods has gone askew on the treadle.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849542)

Hey, we expected that.

(and, to be pedantic, it is “out of skew”, not “askew”.)

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6940 "2018-02-20T05:04:11Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> AK’s not my buddy. I just commented because that thread made you look like a pussy.

Sure, and we all know how highly I value your opinion, man.

Wait, \*who \*are you, again?

And the only pussy in that thread was the octo-one.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6941 "2018-02-20T14:54:23Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Sure, and we all know how highly I value your opinion, man.
> 
> Wait, \*who \*are you, again?
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> And the only pussy in that thread was the octo-one.

You’re confusing troll with pussy.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6942 "2018-02-20T17:29:49Z")

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**Steven Estes** has been put on a thread starting limit. No more than two per day, and he has to let some of his threads fall off the first page before starting new ones.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20800046&postcount=13](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20800046&postcount=13)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6943 "2018-02-20T17:38:36Z")

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I have my account to show the most allowable threads per page, and I just counted 20 threads on the top page of GQ (counting the moved ones.)

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