# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6944 "2018-02-20T17:42:01Z")

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**Estes** is an odd case. I’ve actually learned a few things. Why so many, so fast? 😕

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6945 "2018-02-20T17:54:00Z")

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He’s definitely a question machine. My favorite was his wanting to know, approximately, how many stars there are. I really don’t know how a guy can reach maturity and not know the answer is a brazillion.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6946 "2018-02-20T17:56:43Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> He’s definitely a question machine. My favorite was his wanting to know, approximately, how many stars there are. I really don’t know how a guy can reach maturity and not know the answer is a brazillion.

In the Milky Way.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6947 "2018-02-20T18:09:06Z")

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Is he a Russian troll-bot?? I think I just made that up.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6948 "2018-02-20T18:30:33Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> He’s definitely a question machine. My favorite was his wanting to know, approximately, how many stars there are. I really don’t know how a guy can reach maturity and not know the answer is a brazillion.

Undeniably. They are all in that little diamond on the Brazillion Flag.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6949 "2018-02-20T18:47:14Z")

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Someone just registered under the name “Banned”.  
_That’s_ gonna go well. 😃

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**Author:** ![SantaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@SantaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SantaMan)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6950 "2018-02-20T19:33:38Z")

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Banned name! 😛

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6951 "2018-02-20T23:11:17Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Brand new shiny troll:  
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20780402&postcount=71)
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> I predict a brief posting career, followed by a spectacular flameout.

> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I misread his name as “Steve Moron”. I can’t imagine what prompted that unfortunate word association.

> [@Helena330](#):
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> I read “moron”, too. It’s such an obvious troll that I can’t get too worked up about it.

[Now it’s carrying water for Trump.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20801100#post20801100)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6952 "2018-02-20T23:42:03Z")

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Oh, look: it couldn’t really get traction in that thread so [it started a new one](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849677).

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6953 "2018-02-21T00:08:04Z")

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Aye; OTIO.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6954 "2018-02-21T00:32:09Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Someone just registered under the name “Banned”.  
> _That’s_ gonna go well. 😃

> [@SantaMan](#):
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> Banned name! 😛

This one time, at banned camp…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6955 "2018-02-21T01:24:13Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Aye; OTIO.

[As if it wasn’t obvious enough…](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849682)

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6956 "2018-02-21T01:48:58Z")

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Looks like we have a live one in SteveMoron, I mean SteveMonon. Must be Alex Jones’ bastard child. What a tool.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6957 "2018-02-21T13:39:34Z")

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“Upsides to school shootings.”

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20802243#post20802243](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20802243#post20802243)

Closed after three replies and a warning from **Asimovian**.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6958 "2018-02-21T14:40:56Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Looks like we have a live one in SteveMoron, I mean SteveMonon. Must be Alex Jones’ bastard child. What a tool.

You can’t tell he’s Steve Bannon’s sock?

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**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6959 "2018-02-21T16:07:09Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> “Upsides to school shootings.”
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20802243#post20802243](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20802243#post20802243)
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> Closed after three replies and a warning from **Asimovian**.

Not intended to troll.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6960 "2018-02-21T16:12:06Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> Not intended to troll.

Bullshit

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6961 "2018-02-21T16:13:13Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> Not intended to troll.

Bullshit call #2

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6962 "2018-02-21T16:15:39Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> Not intended to troll.

Fuck off, #1.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/6963 "2018-02-21T16:17:26Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> Not intended to troll.

Not speaking as a moderator, I saw it as satire, myself. But satire by its very nature is bound to bring a reaction. But trolling? No, I don’t think so.

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