# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/681 "2017-01-07T06:30:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We have a live one: [Weisshund](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19902458&postcount=290) > > He seems “charming”. He’s currently [making a valuable contribution](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19902559&postcount=215) to the ACA discussion with a revolutionary insight into medicine. Apparently what Obamacare needs to have, but utterly fails to provide, is a dirt-cheap insurance plan that only provides stitches. Nothing else is really needed because, like, we’re all gonna die anyway, right? The great thing about this idea is that it also makes medical school quick and easy, as it can be combined with the girls’ high school sewing class and you get your MD in about an hour with full qualifications in general surgery, with a spool of thread and sewing needle included as a bonus. I have no ETA on the ban-hammer, but there’s only so much out-of-the-box innovative thinking we can handle here. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/682 "2017-01-07T09:10:22Z")
Wolfpoops contributions are no better in this thread > **[Why GMO labeling is a good idea](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=786583)** > > In another thread: It’s still nutritional information. Genetically modified organisms not only have new genes, they have new proteins coded for by those genes, which is usually the point. Someone might have an allergic reaction to an introduced... Why GMO labeling is a good idea ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/683 "2017-01-07T14:59:01Z")
Care to be more specific than that? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/684 "2017-01-07T15:56:20Z")
**John** , I think you need to keep in mind the source of that comment. This is the genius who raised the fascinating question about whether [consciousness lives in the quantum state after death](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=774582), assuring us that “its [_sic_] important to keep an open mind until all the evidence comes in” and therefore pseudo-scientific babble from a sci-fi website peddling pure woo must be accorded the greatest import. And [maybe Hitler is still alive](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763298). We’re dealing with an intellectual and scientific powerhouse here, and if the preceding isn’t convincing enough, further examples of his scientific depth and eclecticism abound: [Do animal butts itch after pooping?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=767980). This is obviously no mere dilettante but one of the deepest thinkers of our generation. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/685 "2017-01-07T16:20:13Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > **John** , I think you need to keep in mind the source of that comment. This is the genius who raised the fascinating question about whether [consciousness lives in the quantum state after death](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=774582), assuring us that “its [_sic_] important to keep an open mind until all the evidence comes in” and therefore pseudo-scientific babble from a sci-fi website peddling pure woo must be accorded the greatest import. And [maybe Hitler is still alive](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763298). We’re dealing with an intellectual and scientific powerhouse here, and if the preceding isn’t convincing enough, further examples of his scientific depth and eclecticism abound: [Do animal butts itch after pooping?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=767980). This is obviously no mere dilettante but one of the deepest thinkers of our generation. I skimmed the threads and didn’t see anything obvious, and assumed that poster was just pissed at you for some reason. Maybe I wasn’t clear, but that was just my way of saying “put up or shut up”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/686 "2017-01-08T00:22:11Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We have a live one: [Weisshund](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19902458&postcount=290) > > He seems “charming”. Over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19903974&postcount=75) he is waxing stupid. He asserts that the **military** can remove the President from office. Mind you, that’s not the only thing wrong with that post; it’s just the most egregious. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/687 "2017-01-08T00:48:40Z")
[Here’s a new one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19903821&postcount=126)… Or actually probably an old one, as he has the exact same style, right down to the lower case “lol” at the end of his posts. I’m guessing stinky sock. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/688 "2017-01-08T01:24:43Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > [Here’s a new one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19903821&postcount=126)… Or actually probably an old one, as he has the exact same style, right down to the lower case “lol” at the end of his posts. > > I’m guessing stinky sock. I wonder if Snowboarder Bo still has his thingamajiggy to translate “lol” into “let’s go down to the quarry and throw shit down there”? Because after Calico Jerk and his apparent new crusty sock that’s gotta be one shit filled quarry by now. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/689 "2017-01-09T15:37:55Z")
**femmejean** starts a thread in GD: [“Why are unusual kinks and sexual fetishes considered ‘highly arousing’?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815841) And I get a definite whiff from new poster “MisterX” there, too… ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/690 "2017-01-12T14:18:07Z")
femmejean again with [Loni Bouchard; babysitter who is a female pedophile…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=816084) From context, I can’t tell if he’s for pedo babysitters or against them though. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/691 "2017-01-12T14:23:27Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > femmejean again with [Loni Bouchard; babysitter who is a female pedophile…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=816084) > > From context, I can’t tell if he’s for pedo babysitters or against them though. Nah man…You don’t get it. I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/692 "2017-01-12T14:29:17Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Nah man…You don’t get it. > > I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. Can someone explain what this word salad means? Do you need a doctorate in femmejean to read it, or is a master or bachelor sufficient? Not that I’m interested in pursuing either. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/693 "2017-01-12T14:36:09Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Nah man…You don’t get it. > > I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. Attractive older women have _always_ pursued non masculine, minority males. Are you just learning this now? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/694 "2017-01-12T14:36:28Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Nah man…You don’t get it. > > I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. For someone not interested in sex, you show an unhealthy obsession with the subject. Get laid, or find another hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/695 "2017-01-12T14:40:06Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Can someone explain what this word salad means? Do you need a doctorate in femmejean to read it, or is a master or bachelor sufficient? Not that I’m interested in pursuing either. I read that like five times and the best I could come up with was: Older attractive females love effeminate males. Which somehow equates to male privilege. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/696 "2017-01-12T17:06:44Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Nah man…You don’t get it. > > I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. Ah I see. Are you a Hindu? Because maybe I might want to hear about this in the next life. I’ll get back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/697 "2017-01-12T17:09:14Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Nah man…You don’t get it. > > I’m torn between crossroads of ‘Why am I so undesirable as a non masculine, minority male that an attractive older woman would pursue me’ and anger at the feminist rhetoric by men and women shouting ‘Male Privilege!’ when it’s clear that sexual crimes committed by men against children would almost certainly have him beaten alive either by parents, prisoners, or random citizens. I think you’re torn btwn Dominos and Papa John’s. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/698 "2017-01-12T18:46:30Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > From context, I can’t tell if he’s for pedo babysitters or against them though. He’s for them… especially the ones with smooth, creamy skin and big brown eyes. Especially if they’re willing to share their… um… brownness with him. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/699 "2017-01-12T20:02:53Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > He’s for them… especially the ones with smooth, creamy skin and big brown eyes. Especially if they’re willing to share their… um… brownness with him. 😉 I think this image says it all 😉 [image](http://cdn-users2.imagechef.com/sketchpadmemet/170112/memeb5bb4adcef700bda.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/700 "2017-01-12T21:50:13Z")
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