# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7044 "2018-02-25T03:45:14Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s about as entertaining as a bagpipe concert. That’s needlessly insulting and condescending. Of bagpipers. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7045 "2018-02-25T07:10:38Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s about as entertaining as a bagpipe concert. Man, you are so wrong: [Red Hot Chili Pipers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eNkaW4k) ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7046 "2018-02-25T15:17:20Z")
So far as I know, Scott Adams doesn’t read or post here, so this probably doesn’t fit in the thread, but I found his blog post yesterday … interesting. “Can humans and computers mate and have babies?” His answer is apparently yes. I was skimming but it involves sexbots collecting sperm and, uh, analyzing(?) it somehow and then combining it with their own, uh, digital DNA (I guess) and creating a hybrid digital being that remains in a computer for some stretch of time, learning, before it gets uploaded into a robot and … I dunno. I didn’t make it to the end of the post. It just struck me that I would definitely have found a link to it in this thread if it had been posted here. And the poster’s name would be familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7047 "2018-02-25T17:35:50Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Man, you are so wrong: [Red Hot Chili Pipers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eNkaW4k) > [@gnoitall](#): > > That’s needlessly insulting and condescending. Of bagpipers. Even then you both get triggered by a single comparison as if it were the end of the world ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7048 "2018-02-25T18:20:00Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Even then you both get triggered by a single comparison as if it were the end of the world Is it possible that YOUR comment was made seriously ? 😃 Dude, I thought you studied psychology. You have a loooooong way to go… :smack: ( Also, in case anyone read the bands name wrong, it’s NOT Red Hot Chili Peppers, don’t miss them. ) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7049 "2018-02-25T18:59:49Z")
> [@StarvingButStrong](#): > > So far as I know, Scott Adams doesn’t read or post here, so this probably doesn’t fit in the thread, but I found his blog post yesterday … interesting. “Can humans and computers mate and have babies?” > > His answer is apparently yes. I was skimming but it involves sexbots collecting sperm and, uh, analyzing(?) it somehow and then combining it with their own, uh, digital DNA (I guess) and creating a hybrid digital being that remains in a computer for some stretch of time, learning, before it gets uploaded into a robot and … I dunno. I didn’t make it to the end of the post. > > It just struck me that I would definitely have found a link to it in this thread if it had been posted here. And the poster’s name would be familiar. The MRAs [are in favor of the perfection of the sexbot to replace women](http://www.returnofkings.com/41767/sex-robots-are-becoming-a-better-option-than-western-women). So a bit of a Sammy thing, a bit of a Lucy thing. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7050 "2018-02-25T19:03:40Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The MRAs [are in favor of the perfection of the sexbot to replace women](http://www.returnofkings.com/41767/sex-robots-are-becoming-a-better-option-than-western-women). So a bit of a Sammy thing, a bit of a Lucy thing. I doubt sexbots will get their own marketplace. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7051 "2018-02-25T20:25:17Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Is it possible that YOUR comment was made seriously ? 😃 Dude, I thought you studied psychology. You have a loooooong way to go… :smack: > > ( Also, in case anyone read the bands name wrong, it’s NOT Red Hot Chili Peppers, don’t miss them. ) I caught that. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7052 "2018-02-25T21:05:58Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Man, you are so wrong: [Red Hot Chili Pipers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eNkaW4k) Oh, thanks for that! I love bagpipes. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7053 "2018-02-25T21:16:43Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Man, you are so wrong: [Red Hot Chili Pipers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eNkaW4k) Shared a YouTube video with my girlfriend of the Pipers doing _Smoke on the Water_ and _Thunderstruck_. Amazing! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7054 "2018-02-25T21:51:20Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Shared a YouTube video with my girlfriend of the Pipers doing _Smoke on the Water_ and _Thunderstruck_. Amazing! Check out _ **Off Kilter** _, too. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7055 "2018-02-25T21:59:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The MRAs [are in favor of the perfection of the sexbot to replace women](http://www.returnofkings.com/41767/sex-robots-are-becoming-a-better-option-than-western-women). So a bit of a Sammy thing, a bit of a Lucy thing. That would be great! It would weed out the assholes and save real women from having to put up with their shit. It would also leave more women for the good guys, and ensure red pill “values” aren’t passed to future generations. Win/win/win/to infinity! ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7056 "2018-02-26T00:13:29Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > That would be great! It would weed out the assholes and save real women from having to put up with their shit. It would also leave more women for the good guys, and ensure red pill “values” aren’t passed to future generations. Win/win/win/to infinity! Lmao, by then we will all have human extinction. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7057 "2018-02-26T00:27:47Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Lmao, by then we will all have human extinction. [Page 1.](https://www.oglaf.com/drizzle/) [Page 2.](https://www.oglaf.com/drizzle/2/) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7058 "2018-02-26T00:48:15Z")
That’s seriously funny. Thx, again kaylasdad. You made my day, cookies AND a giggle! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7059 "2018-02-26T01:10:14Z")
You know why bagpipers wear skirts? So they can get into the ukulele concert for half price. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7060 "2018-02-26T15:36:12Z")
Man, [this guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849987)sure knows a lot of Trump supporters and is always keen to rush over here to tell us just what they said. Not that these are his views - perish the thought! No, it’s just that [del]a big boy did it and ran away[/del] a Trump supporter said those things and what do we all think about this terrible, terrible thing that the OP virtually never comes back to discuss? > [@StarvingButStrong](#): > > So far as I know, Scott Adams doesn’t read or post here, so this probably doesn’t fit in the thread, but I found his blog post yesterday … interesting. “Can humans and computers mate and have babies?”. Of course they can - [here is a documentary on the subject](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Seed). ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7061 "2018-02-26T16:50:53Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Of course they can - [here is a documentary on the subject](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Seed). 😃 Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind, too. A thing I wonder about: these guys looking forward to replacing women with perfect obedient submissive sexbots, doesn’t it worry them that replacing men would be even easier? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7062 "2018-02-26T17:06:31Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You know why bagpipers wear skirts? > So they can get into the ukulele concert for half price. Not sure whether it’s the bagpipe in-joke or the ukelele in-joke that I’m not getting here, or both…? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7063 "2018-02-26T17:34:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Not sure whether it’s the bagpipe in-joke or the ukelele in-joke that I’m not getting here, or both…? Warning: prolonged listening to either can be harmful to your health. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=352) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=354)