# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 355
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7084 "2018-02-28T15:32:25Z")
And now we [won’t get the answer](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850207) to why the corporate world loves to spin the shit off so much. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7085 "2018-02-28T16:03:04Z")
Dude needs to get a blog. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7086 "2018-02-28T18:46:19Z")
Hell i feel like sitting in a corner and sucking my thumb while writing in a blog, at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7087 "2018-02-28T19:37:29Z")
Really?? New guest [**sockenmole**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7088 "2018-02-28T19:44:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Really?? > New guest [**sockenmole**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). :rolleyes: How disappointing when they don’t even _try_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7089 "2018-02-28T21:09:48Z")
I can’t wait to see his first post. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7090 "2018-02-28T21:51:50Z")
…and to no one’s surprise, **lucid-nonsense** gets smited by the ban hammer. New Pit thread to cornfield in less than five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7091 "2018-02-28T21:53:31Z")
Oh, that’s why I couldn’t post my cute and snarky comment. I thought it was personal. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7092 "2018-02-28T21:53:52Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > …and to no one’s surprise, **lucid-nonsense** gets smited by the ban hammer. New Pit thread to cornfield in less than five minutes. Damn, thanks to you I didn’t get to announce the news with a “thrown under the bus” reference… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7093 "2018-02-28T21:58:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh, that’s why I couldn’t post my cute and snarky comment. I thought it was personal. It _was_ personal-they banned him just to stop you from posting that comment. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7094 "2018-02-28T21:59:25Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Damn, thanks to you I didn’t get to announce the news with a “thrown under the bus” reference… Yeah, well, at least I showed some mercy and held off on the “I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus” ref. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7095 "2018-02-28T22:01:03Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Yeah, well, at least I showed some mercy and held off on the “I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus” ref. That’s hitting a little close to home-my mother was a Bozoette. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7096 "2018-02-28T22:08:43Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s hitting a little close to home-my mother was a Bozoette. In high school, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7097 "2018-02-28T22:25:09Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It _was_ personal-they banned him just to stop you from posting that comment. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7098 "2018-02-28T22:38:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s hitting a little close to home-my mother was a Bozoette. Be sure to inflate your shoes before stepping on to The Funway. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7099 "2018-02-28T23:18:06Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > And gets a warning for bumping [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848079) one. (Guy _really_ loves his soap.) Apparently not everyone finds it interminably fascinating that **Luci** bought a six-pack of Extra Fresh bar soap this weekend. In particular, this sort of thing doesn’t seem to hold the mods’ interest. Has anyone else noticed how almost all of **Luci** ’s posts begin with the word “I”? And the ones that don’t, usually have “I” or “me” prominently guest-starring in the opening sentence. Perhaps **Luci** went to the Donald Trump school of narcissistic self-infatuation. One can only dream of what his participation would be like if he were prohibited from the use of “I” and “me”. It’s true that I recently read something that had an awful lot of self-referential "I"s in it, too, but it was Queen Elizabeth responding to requests for her private recollections of her 1953 coronation. For some readers, this attracts a greater interest than **Luciano700** ’s intriguing account of his recent purchase of bath soap, though I would certainly not claim to speak for all. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7100 "2018-03-01T00:32:30Z")
Here we have [**stinkybag**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850257), who wants to know what we think about her - specifically what we think about her while she’s using glo-in-the-dark dildos. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7101 "2018-03-01T01:10:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Here we have [**stinkybag**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850257), who wants to know what we think about her - specifically what we think about her while she’s using glo-in-the-dark dildos. Cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7102 "2018-03-01T01:29:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Here we have [**stinkybag**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850257), who wants to know what we think about her - specifically what we think about her while she’s using glo-in-the-dark dildos. Huh. Maybe Lucid really did have a girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7103 "2018-03-01T01:39:12Z")
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