# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 356
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7104 "2018-03-01T02:54:20Z")
Someone bumped a thread from 2001 that was about dildoes. Maybe that was the cornfielded one? Too bad, it was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7105 "2018-03-01T03:15:16Z")
That ams dildos. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7106 "2018-03-01T03:20:31Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Someone bumped a thread from 2001 that was about dildoes. Maybe that was the cornfielded one? Too bad, it was hilarious. It was a link to a web page where one could order a glow-in-the-dark rubber selfie stick. With strap. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7107 "2018-03-01T03:28:37Z")
Helena, I posted in that dildoe zombie thread ( of course I did). You can look at my stats and get to it. I’d do a link, but I ain’t got a clue how to. The bad one was started by stinkbag, It’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7108 "2018-03-01T03:40:35Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Someone bumped a thread from 2001 that was about dildoes. Maybe that was the cornfielded one? Too bad, it was hilarious. The cornfielded one was started in IMHO and was supposedly asking for people’s opinions on glow-in-the-dark dildoes. It had a link to an adult sex toy site. It was obviously spam, besides being NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7109 "2018-03-01T03:45:05Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Helena, I posted in that dildoe zombie thread ( of course I did). You can look at my stats and get to it. I’d do a link, but I ain’t got a clue how to. “[all about dildos](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=99139)” 2001 zombie ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7110 "2018-03-01T03:49:00Z")
Yes, thx…Stinkbag posted and opened the zombie thread. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7111 "2018-03-01T05:55:23Z")
To finish the hijack, I ran across [this piece on ars](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/10/screwdriving-many-bluetooth-sex-toys-leave-users-vulnerable/) about poor digital security for Bluetooth sex toys. Your butterfly could get hacked by a stranger on the bus. With this highlighted reader comment > [@](#): > > I’m pretty sure letting the public control your sex toy is an entire category of fetish I don’t know the name of. > > This isn’t a bug. This is a feature. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7112 "2018-03-01T11:10:34Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > To finish the hijack, I ran across [this piece on ars](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/10/screwdriving-many-bluetooth-sex-toys-leave-users-vulnerable/) about poor digital security for Bluetooth sex toys. Your butterfly could get hacked by a stranger on the bus. I see a potential remake of _Butterflies Are Free_… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7113 "2018-03-01T13:06:25Z")
Dildo jokes. Roy D Mercer had a radio show where he’s call and prank people live, on the air. In this case, the boyfriend set up his girlfriend by giving Roy just enough information about her new vibrator to allow Roy to, welllll… It’s worth the 5 minutes listen. NSFW graphics (dildo) on screen during play. [Vibrator Recall Prank - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiI5-2ro8mU) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7114 "2018-03-01T17:12:44Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > The cornfielded one was started in IMHO and was supposedly asking for people’s opinions on glow-in-the-dark dildoes. It had a link to an adult sex toy site. It was obviously spam, besides being NSFW. Someone’s trying to get people to buy dildos, and she calls herself **Stinkbag**? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7115 "2018-03-01T18:30:03Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I see a potential remake of _Butterflies Are Free_… Was the central male character in that story blind? Did they explain how he got that way? Hmm. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7116 "2018-03-01T22:50:34Z")
[Hi! What is hacking and how do I do it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850325) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7117 "2018-03-01T22:52:35Z")
I don’t think a troll, just someone who wants to get his money back from that Nigerian prince he lent it to. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7118 "2018-03-01T23:33:00Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t think a troll, just someone who wants to get his money back from that Nigerian prince he lent it to. If he doesn’t get the money back, he may have to sell his 1935 penny. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7119 "2018-03-03T18:40:47Z")
Here is a clear > [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/36883): > > I’ll just leave this here … > (No need to reply, I’m not coming back to this post …) admission of trolling. It was an inane rant in SRIotD (a Pit thread, so he will get away with it). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7120 "2018-03-03T21:58:16Z")
[This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20824806#post20824806) is a pretty strange way to resurrect this thread. Looking through it, it looks like a brand new member revives it every year or two. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7121 "2018-03-03T22:00:19Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > [This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20824806#post20824806) is a pretty strange way to resurrect this thread. Looking through it, it looks like a brand new member revives it every year or two. It’s obviously one of the key questions of our time, right up there with “‘sock-shoe-sock-shoe’ or ‘sock-sock-shoe-shoe’?” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7122 "2018-03-03T22:02:29Z")
No, it is socks first or trousers first. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7123 "2018-03-03T22:17:14Z")
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