# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7124 "2018-03-03T22:19:38Z")

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Sock instead of briefs?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7125 "2018-03-04T02:09:05Z")

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Who’s sock is **WillReadmore**?

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7126 "2018-03-04T03:18:03Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Here is a clear
> 
> admission of trolling. It was an inane rant in SRIotD (a Pit thread, so he will get away with it).

Inane? No. My opinion, Yes. Trolling, No. That was my way of leaving an opinion on a subject, that is all.

See the part in that post about denouncing someone you disagree with? Thank you for making my point.

All the best!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7127 "2018-03-04T14:22:37Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Inane? No. My opinion, Yes. Trolling, No. That was my way of leaving an opinion on a subject, that is all.
> 
> See the part in that post about denouncing someone you disagree with? Thank you for making my point.
> 
> All the best!
> 
> 🙂

I’m not keeping a totally accurate count, but I’m seeing about 11 for troll, and 1 denial.

My trolldar is in the shop getting new solar panels fitted, but I suspect it’s beeping as they work on it.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7128 "2018-03-04T16:36:15Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Who’s sock is **WillReadmore**?

**Will Farnaby** , of course.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7129 "2018-03-04T16:57:21Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> All the best! 🙂

Really? That’s all of it?

Not good enough, I’m afraid. Not nearly good enough.

Perhaps it’s time you faced the unavoidable reality that you’re simply not cut out for this.

Considered sticking to something you\* are\* good at; Like whittling and self abuse.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7130 "2018-03-04T17:29:56Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Inane? No. My opinion, Yes. Trolling, No. That was my way of leaving an opinion on a subject, that is all.
> 
> See the part in that post about denouncing someone you disagree with? Thank you for making my point.
> 
> All the best!
> 
> 🙂

Likewise. By the way, did you ever resolve your cinnamon anus problem?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7131 "2018-03-04T18:16:20Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Likewise. By the way, did you ever resolve your cinnamon anus problem?

Is that a new challenge the teens are doing these days?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7132 "2018-03-04T18:20:18Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Is that a new challenge the teens are doing these days?

Just the end result of the eating cinnamon challenge.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7133 "2018-03-04T18:57:47Z")

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Anyone wanna bet against me here? [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1)

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7134 "2018-03-04T18:58:01Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Likewise. By the way, did you ever resolve your cinnamon anus problem?

Ok, I’d decided to put **anomalous1** on ‘skim’ (it’s like ‘ignore’, but lazier; I just skip past a post if I see a trollish name on it)…  
…but this I need to know about!

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7135 "2018-03-04T19:07:25Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Anyone wanna bet against me here? [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1)

Fair and Balanced’s even dumber little brother.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7136 "2018-03-04T19:19:55Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Ok, I’d decided to put **anomalous1** on ‘skim’ (it’s like ‘ignore’, but lazier; I just skip past a post if I see a trollish name on it)…  
> …but this I need to know about!

IKR? , somebody spill.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7137 "2018-03-04T19:23:40Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Anyone wanna bet against me here? [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20826040&postcount=1)

Figured I’d throw some gruel his way to determine how trolly he might (or might not?) turn out.  
_I wanna live with the cinnamon anus  
I can be happy  
the rest of my life  
with  
the cinnamon anus_

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7138 "2018-03-04T20:06:42Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Likewise. By the way, did you ever resolve your cinnamon anus problem?

Well, that explains why that starfish is brown.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7139 "2018-03-04T21:22:01Z")

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I have heard of cinnamon buns. Is that the same thing?

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7140 "2018-03-05T03:47:22Z")

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To answer the question, bad fabric softener as someone mentioned in that thread. Worry less about someone else ass until you can get your heads out of your own. Priorities, you know.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7141 "2018-03-05T04:03:47Z")

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A troll _ **and** _ incoherent. A perfect combination.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7142 "2018-03-05T04:16:08Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> To answer the question, bad fabric softener…

::buzzes in:: Alex, what is “The reason anomalous thinks he’s speaking English, but is only making sense to himself”?

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7143 "2018-03-05T04:18:06Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
>
> Really? That’s all of it?
> 
> Not good enough, I’m afraid. Not nearly good enough.
> 
> Perhaps it’s time you faced the unavoidable reality that you’re simply not cut out for this.
> 
> Considered sticking to something you\* are\* good at; Like whittling and self abuse.

I’m actually not a bitter dried out geriatric like many of the people on here so I don’t need to resort to those pastimes. I am actually phenomenal at a great many things and excel in them whenever I pursue them. You may be right about this though. I do suck at The Pit, I need to accept the reality of things, a principle many on here are so frightened to follow in every other aspect of life.

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