# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7144 "2018-03-05T04:20:37Z")
> [@digs](#): > > ::buzzes in:: Alex, what is “The reason anomalous thinks he’s speaking English, but is only making sense to himself”? I passed the edit window, you know quite well what I meant. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7145 "2018-03-05T04:32:36Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > I passed the edit window, you know quite well what I meant. No. No, I _really_ don’t. Does anyone? Anyone what to make a guess what “bad fabric softener” means? I had a student two years ago who claimed to be addicted to floor cleaner. Last time I saw him he was on the median strip with a cardboard sign asking for cash… “so the govment don’t get me!!” ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7146 "2018-03-05T04:50:20Z")
> [@digs](#): > > No. No, I _really_ don’t. > > Does anyone? > > Anyone what to make a guess what “bad fabric softener” means? I had a student two years ago who claimed to be addicted to floor cleaner. Last time I saw him he was on the median strip with a cardboard sign asking for cash… “so the govment don’t get me!!” Wow, I know its off subject but that is really hilarious. I mean, I feel bad for whatever situation led him to succumb to the temptations of Fabuloso, but still mildly funny. Back to the subject “Bad Fabric Softener” = A bad “off” brand, smelled odd when mixed with sweat and in combination with dryer sheets I was using. Went back to Downy and Bounce. All is good down under.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7147 "2018-03-05T05:30:41Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > I’m actually not a bitter dried out geriatric like many of the people on here so I don’t need to resort to those pastimes. I am actually phenomenal at a great many things and excel in them whenever I pursue them. You may be right about this though. I do suck at The Pit, I need to accept the reality of things, a principle many on here are so frightened to follow in every other aspect of life. This is even better than Trump telling us how great he is. God what a douchnozzle. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7148 "2018-03-05T05:40:39Z")
So, whose sock is it? Any guesses? **Terr** , perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7149 "2018-03-05T05:46:10Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > So, whose sock is it? Any guesses? **Terr** , perhaps? Given his bragging in that post, he sounds like **Shagnasty**. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7150 "2018-03-05T12:29:04Z")
Where the hell did **burrunderthesaddle** come from? An April 2015 join date, but there’s been a sudden burst of incoherent “yah boo sucks to liberals” posts in a few threads (most notably the SLIOTD thread). To be fair, it doesn’t appear to be trolling so much as it does an uncontrollable spasm of Trumpian Tourettes. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7151 "2018-03-05T13:19:24Z")
Some psychiatric patients in secure facilities are not permitted internet access. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7152 "2018-03-05T14:37:30Z")
From the half-wit Flyer: > [@Freedom of Religion: Mennonite refuses to participate in death penalty murder case.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-of-religion-mennonite-refuses-to-participate-in-death-penalty-murder-case/809751/3): > > For anybody to call themselves a Christian, and yet to oppose the death penalty, is a contradiction in terms; and, so far as that point is concerned, their religion is NOT Christianity, regardless of how orthodox it may be in other points. Such people openly and blatantly contradict the God that they claim to serve; for God explicitly **commanded** the death penalty for murder. So an internet moron knows better than the Pope what makes someone Christian. What a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7153 "2018-03-05T14:53:26Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7154 "2018-03-05T17:00:45Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > From the half-wit Flyer: I’ve never seen any evidence of even a quarter of a wit from **Flyer**. Maybe it’s one of those things where if you blink, you miss it. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7155 "2018-03-05T17:04:17Z")
Unoriginal troll is unoriginal: [Would rather kill himself than date someone ugly.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850495) ETA: On lock-down. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7156 "2018-03-05T17:15:57Z")
Oh yeah, “Thou shalt kill”. How can one forget that? Thee words, single syllables. It could have come today from the current administration- via Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7157 "2018-03-05T17:26:59Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I’ve never seen any evidence of even a quarter of a wit from **Flyer**. Maybe it’s one of those things where if you blink, you miss it. I’d be hesitant to even credit him with nit-wit. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7158 "2018-03-05T19:16:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Unoriginal troll is unoriginal: [Would rather kill himself than date someone ugly.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850495) > > ETA: On lock-down. The crows are picking away at it in the cornfield. Crows are good folk, we should thank them for their service. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7159 "2018-03-05T19:18:23Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > Fair and Balanced’s even dumber little brother. Yeah, I’m comfortable calling that one early too. Zero day join-and-post, ambiguous debate “question” criticizing the press (specifically, “reports of Washington events”), ungrammatical English… shine the “T” signal. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7160 "2018-03-05T19:52:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Unoriginal troll is unoriginal: [Would rather kill himself than date someone ugly.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850495) > > ETA: On lock-down. Was this from an established trock, or a new seagull (Fly in, shit on everything, leave)? I can’t tell because… > [@eschereal](#): > > The crows are picking away at it in the cornfield. Crows are good folk, we should thank them for their service. Crows are awesome. They, and [their larger brethren with the better PR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven), are probably the bestest birds ever. Thank you, my corvid friends, for keeping our beloved cornfield free of festering troll flesh! ETA: The cornfield is the best argument in favor of feeding the trolls… to the crows. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7161 "2018-03-05T20:00:06Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Was this from an established trock, or a new seagull (Fly in, shit on everything, leave)? I can’t tell because… > > Crows are awesome. They, and [their larger brethren with the better PR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven), are probably the bestest birds ever. > > Thank you, my corvid friends, for keeping our beloved cornfield free of festering troll flesh! > > ETA: The cornfield is the best argument in favor of feeding the trolls… to the crows. Hard to tell. It was certainly well versed in the art: - Clinically depressed - Anhedonic - Suicidal - Institutionalized - Using borrowed tablet - Threatening killing parents who hate him - Contemplating mass murder a la Adam Lanza (School children?) - Unattractive to the point of self loathing - Won’t date the ugly - JAQ: So what do you do for fun in your life? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7162 "2018-03-05T23:05:02Z")
It was one heck of a mess of an OP. If it was true - holy shit, we can’t help you - and if it wasn’t, buh-bye. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7163 "2018-03-05T23:16:37Z")
Oh, crap. I am so gullible. I shouldn’t be anywhere alone. I make stupid decisions. I just wanted to help the kid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=357) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=359)