# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/701 "2017-01-12T21:56:12Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> Eh?

Forget it, Plumpudding; it’s Chinatown.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/702 "2017-01-12T22:18:51Z")

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Great. Calico Jack is socking up the place and I’ll never look at “oui” again without wincing.

**Quicksilver** , please forgive me for stealing your line.

**Femmejean** , fuck off.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/703 "2017-01-12T22:38:00Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Great. Calico Jack is socking up the place and I’ll never look at “oui” again without wincing.

That magazine is STILL around?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/704 "2017-01-12T23:30:40Z")

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_Non,_ Oui _n’est plus_.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/705 "2017-01-13T02:39:21Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> I think this image says it all 😉
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> [image](http://cdn-users2.imagechef.com/sketchpadmemet/170112/memeb5bb4adcef700bda.jpg)

Indeed it does.

Say goodbye, Gracie.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/706 "2017-01-13T20:09:26Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Great. Calico Jack is socking up the place and I’ll never look at “oui” again without wincing.
> 
> **Quicksilver** , please forgive me for stealing your line.
> 
> **Femmejean** , fuck off.

Rolls off the tongue, don’t it… 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/707 "2017-01-13T20:21:52Z")

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Yes, indeed.

Time to place your bets my friends. I’m thinking one week pour notre ami FemmeJean. I’ll say Jan 20. He’s working hard. It may be sooner, but I’ll stick with my date. Anyone else?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/708 "2017-01-13T21:21:27Z")

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His/her days are numbered, but I’m loathe to put a timeframe on it. It’s definitely a very strange combination of sexual obsessions and complete incoherence – a whole new kind of weird.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/709 "2017-02-02T15:42:03Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> His/her days are numbered, but I’m loathe to put a timeframe on it. It’s definitely a very strange combination of sexual obsessions and complete incoherence – a whole new kind of weird.

And it continues with “Does prostate stimulation using sex toys actually work?” I choose not to read it (and refuse to link to it) so I can’t actually say what brilliance it contains. There’s a faint glimmer of hope that after more than hour, no one has taken the bait and replied. But I’m sure someone will start feeding him soon.

Is it against the rules to suggest someone is posting for their own sexual gratification? If so, I definitely don’t want to suggest that.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/710 "2017-02-02T16:43:14Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> And it continues with “Does prostate stimulation using sex toys actually work?” I choose not to read it (and refuse to link to it) so I can’t actually say what brilliance it contains. There’s a faint glimmer of hope that after more than hour, no one has taken the bait and replied. But I’m sure someone will start feeding him soon.
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> Is it against the rules to suggest someone is posting for their own sexual gratification? If so, I definitely don’t want to suggest that.

I skimmed it. A bunch of stuff about prostate stimulation and then “does it work or is it urban legend”? I was tempted to post “You can’t find any sources out there you trust on this, but you’ll take the word of strangers on a message board?” But I think you’re right. He’s just fishing for people to say “It works for me.”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/711 "2017-02-17T18:50:29Z")

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Well, **FemmeJean** is lasting past all of my projections.

I thought I’d dust off this thread to remind folks to use the omnibus thread rather than feeding the trolls with their own separate Pit threads.

I note an new crop of annoyances:

Jefferson  
BlinkyandPinky (who slipped through with 2 Pit threads)  
MemoryLeak

Anyone else come out to play while the thread has been dormant?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/712 "2017-02-17T20:05:16Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Well, **FemmeJean** is lasting past all of my projections.
> 
> I thought I’d dust off this thread to remind folks to use the omnibus thread rather than feeding the trolls with their own separate Pit threads.
> 
> I note an new crop of annoyances:
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> Jefferson  
> BlinkyandPinky (who slipped through with 2 Pit threads)  
> MemoryLeak
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> Anyone else come out to play while the thread has been dormant?

I’m **John Mace** , and I endorse this post (emphasis added). 🙂

If you feed them, they will stay.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/713 "2017-02-18T22:04:41Z")

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I really don’t get BlinkPink. It’s like someone set up a sock to play as a Trump troll but isn’t doing a very good job.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/714 "2017-02-18T22:48:56Z")

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> [@Hung\_Mung](#):
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> I really don’t get BlinkPink. It’s like someone set up a sock to play as a Trump troll but isn’t doing a very good job.

Hmnn…is it possible that _Trump himself_ has made an account, here?

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/715 "2017-02-18T23:54:47Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Hmnn…is it possible that _Trump himself_ has made an account, here?

We have usernames longer than 140 characters and no pictures to speak of. I would say no, but he can be crafty

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/716 "2017-02-18T23:55:04Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Hmnn…is it possible that _Trump himself_ has made an account, here?

That would be a sock account. Not allowed. Very bad. But Trump would only make the best sock accounts. Tremendous socks.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/717 "2017-02-19T00:01:07Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> That would be a sock account. Not allowed. Very bad. But Trump would only make the best sock accounts. Tremendous socks.

But whose sock is he? I vote for **Drunky Smurf,** the most useless and unfunny (though he hopelessly tries so hard) entity at this board.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/718 "2017-02-20T06:26:53Z")

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Good God, how long are we going to have put up with [this idiot.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20012853&postcount=19)

[More here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20010338&postcount=13)

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/719 "2017-02-20T22:21:51Z")

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LinusK is transitioning from obvious sock to boring sock.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/720 "2017-02-20T22:24:19Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> But whose sock is he? I vote for **Drunky Smurf,** the most useless and unfunny (though he hopelessly tries so hard) entity at this board.

Drunky likes to read threads, and he likes to feel like he’s contributing. It fills out the days between shifts picking up plates at his local diner for 22 cents an hour (Goodwill wages).

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