# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 360
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7184 "2018-03-08T00:06:59Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Unoriginal troll is unoriginal: [Would rather kill himself than date someone ugly.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850495) > > ETA: On lock-down. So [“microwave my balls” guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850703) shows as having two posts, but only one is viewable. I googled his username and see that it is this same guy. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7185 "2018-03-08T00:15:16Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Now picture a masturbating dragon. That is why they live in caves. If they did that in the woods, they would set the whole place on fire. I understand they have [devices for that purpose](https://www.oglaf.com/lonelymountain/). ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7186 "2018-03-08T03:48:09Z")
This is all helping. 😃 Plus, I love dragons, although I think I’ll avoid them if they’re masturbating. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7187 "2018-03-08T04:00:18Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > This is all helping. 😃 Plus, I love dragons, although I think I’ll avoid them if they’re masturbating. :eek: Nah, it’s fine. Just pretend you’re going to see Gallagher and bring a poncho. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7188 "2018-03-08T04:37:28Z")
An asbestos poncho. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7189 "2018-03-08T12:55:21Z")
Watch as kambuckta get a warning in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850664) thread. (I don’t _think_ that he can call a self absorbed, navel gazing twat “a self absorbed, navel gazing twat” outside the pit.) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7190 "2018-03-08T13:09:42Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Watch as kambuckta get a warning in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850664) thread. (I don’t _think_ that he can call a self absorbed, navel gazing twat “a self absorbed, navel gazing twat” outside the pit.) That’s a gimme for any mod. Real leadership in moderating would be to warn L700 for being a self absorbed, navel gazing twat, using that exact phrasing. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7191 "2018-03-08T18:36:39Z")
It was odd how **L7** could post in complete sentences today. None of that “is” shit. He still didn’t make any sense, of course. What the hell is “being a teenager is like losing weight”? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7192 "2018-03-08T19:10:22Z")
“How is a teenager like loosing weight?” “Both get harder to do the older you get.” ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7193 "2018-03-08T19:13:39Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > “How is a teenager like loosing weight?” > > “Both get harder to do the older you get.” I’m sure it’s funnier in the original Russian. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7194 "2018-03-08T19:24:33Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Watch as kambuckta get a warning in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850664) thread. (I don’t _think_ that he can call a self absorbed, navel gazing twat “a self absorbed, navel gazing twat” outside the pit.) **kambuckta’s** a sheila, mate. And so far, no action from a mod. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7195 "2018-03-08T19:50:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > And so far, no action from a mod. You gotta rub 'em juuust right. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7196 "2018-03-09T15:56:42Z")
[gisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanr the one-trick pony is back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850782). ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7197 "2018-03-09T16:54:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [gisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanr the one-trick pony is back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850782). watadouche. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7198 "2018-03-09T17:32:29Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You gotta rub 'em juuust right. > [@QuickSilver](#): > > watadouche. Don’t give him any more ideas! “Are women more horny after they douche?” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7199 "2018-03-09T17:46:36Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [gisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanr the one-trick pony is back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850782). This time he hides his garbage under a wall o’ text, like he’s attempting some sort of Dope camouflage. If it sounds scholarly, no one will notice. Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7200 "2018-03-09T17:50:22Z")
What an idiot. I loved the answers from cool Dope guys, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7201 "2018-03-09T19:27:53Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > What an idiot. I loved the answers from cool Dope guys, though. 😃 Are you suggesting that trolling can sometimes be a net positive? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7202 "2018-03-09T19:38:00Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Are you suggesting that trolling can sometimes be a net positive? It can be. Stupid questions don’t always have stupid answers. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7203 "2018-03-09T21:41:28Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [gisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanr the one-trick pony is back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850782). We may have an interesting development in that thread: > [@Do women experience sexual appetite only during certain time of the month (ovulation)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-experience-sexual-appetite-only-during-certain-time-of-the-month-ovulation/810282/36): > > Same species yes, but women are still different from men in significant ways. If they weren’t, no one would ever get out of bed. > > Here’s another example from two posts up. Where in deciding whether she’s up for sex, a woman might ask herself: “is the house clean” “have I gotten enough sleep” “do I currently think of myself as attractive” “do I have a stomachache” “do I have financial anxiety” “did I eat too much for dinner”. > > To the vast majority of men none of this would ever occur…or matter. > > 😃 Two minutes later, in response: > [@Do women experience sexual appetite only during certain time of the month (ovulation)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-experience-sexual-appetite-only-during-certain-time-of-the-month-ovulation/810282/37): > > I completely disagree with that. I think sleep, financial anxiety, and a stomach ache would be factors for men as well as women. The others apply mostly to women. An SA vs FP argument could be gold, Jerry, gold! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=359) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=361)