# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7204 "2018-03-10T02:24:50Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > I think I need a new irony meter. Seconded. Mine pegged out at “eleven.” Tripler No sigline needed ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7205 "2018-03-10T02:33:56Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Seconded. Mine pegged out at “eleven.” > > Tripler > No sigline needed Thirded. digs No sigline read. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7206 "2018-03-10T02:59:59Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > I think I need a new irony meter. > [@Tripler](#): > > Seconded. Mine pegged out at “eleven.” > > Tripler > No sigline needed > [@digs](#): > > Thirded. > > digs > No sigline read. You have to realize that crazy people can recognize when other people are crazy, _they just can’t recognize that they are crazy themselves._ ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7207 "2018-03-10T18:51:29Z")
There are so many misconceptions about women in that thread it’s a wonder we’ve survived as a species. Where do they get their info, red pill blogs?? I really need to stay out of threads that piss me off. I’ve been succeeding with two of them, but it’s finals week, I’ve been stressed, and I go off WAY too easily! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7208 "2018-03-10T19:11:27Z")
Well, you _can_ stay out of aggravating threads – by _ **not opening them** _ itfp. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7209 "2018-03-10T19:19:50Z")
Well, at first it was funny, but sometimes the funny wears off (usually when **fotheringay** shows up to argue the wrong side of things). Not speaking for **Helena330** , but it’s happened to me. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7210 "2018-03-11T00:36:47Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Well, you _can_ stay out of aggravating threads – by _ **not opening them** _ itfp. I’m aware of that. Usually, I succeed, but sometimes I don’t. I’ve resisted the Shodan pit thread, at least. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7211 "2018-03-11T00:56:40Z")
Pitting **Shodan** seems somehow redundant. Send my Regards. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7212 "2018-03-11T01:27:17Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I’m aware of that. Usually, I succeed, but sometimes I don’t. I’ve resisted the Shodan pit thread, at least. The **Shodan** thread ran out of steam. He apologized, so everybody started sending him their regards. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7213 "2018-03-11T02:44:41Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > The **Shodan** thread ran out of steam. He apologized, so everybody started sending him their regards. He succeeded in making International Women’s Day all about him.#MeToo #Regards ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7214 "2018-03-13T19:49:07Z")
Literally, “_I’m a Troll!_” > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/17790): > > Obvious troll is obvious > > > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/17792): > > > > You got that right! :smack: > > > > You must be smaaaaaart. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7215 "2018-03-13T20:02:53Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Literally, “_I’m a Troll!_” Yeah, I replied to that in the Clusterfück thread with: > [@](#): > > Wai-wai-wait… you’re proud of being a troll? Or you just think everyone here is dense for not calling you on it before now. > > Rereading the last few pages, it looks like the latter. If that’s so, please go somewhere else to practice your schtick. > There are a lot of boards ‘n’ blogs ‘n’ youtube commenters who’d appreciate your act more than a board that claims to be fighting ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7216 "2018-03-13T23:41:43Z")
> [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/17797): > > I guess it’s pretty stupid, if you actually believe he had any significant role in those appointments, apart from perfunctory briefings and paper-signings. > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/17775): > > And install a SoS who has been vocal about needing regime change in North Korea. Anyone else getting a big whiff of toe fungus here? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7217 "2018-03-15T01:32:33Z")
I was aware of **TheGrapist**. I was not aware of **[AllTheGood](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20845352&postcount=24)**, his close cousin. I just linked to the one post, but there’s at least one other in the same. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7218 "2018-03-15T03:33:19Z")
For some time now, **Bloodstalk** has been embarking on a series just asking of pressing questions: [What do you think about what this thing that this guy said about this thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850086) [Also this thing, that this guy said, what do you think about this other thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849987) [“Some people think” teenagers shouldn’t talk about guns. Tell me what I should think about what they think.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850203) [Should I be friends with this guy? Is he “negging” me?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851071) [Should I argue with that guy in the sheet?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851071) Now we have: [Does the EVERYONE hate white folk?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851091) I tried to be patient but fuck that shit. Troll. Troll. Troll. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7219 "2018-03-15T03:34:36Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Anyone else getting a big whiff of toe fungus here? Not the same pair, but yes. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7220 "2018-03-15T18:34:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > For some time now, **Bloodstalk** has been embarking on a series just asking of pressing questions: > > [What do you think about what this thing that this guy said about this thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850086) > > [Also this thing, that this guy said, what do you think about this other thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849987) > > [“Some people think” teenagers shouldn’t talk about guns. Tell me what I should think about what they think.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850203) > > [Should I be friends with this guy? Is he “negging” me?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851071) > > [Should I argue with that guy in the sheet?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851071) > > Now we have: > [Does the EVERYONE hate white folk?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851091) > > I tried to be patient but fuck that shit. Troll. Troll. Troll. You think so?.. I’m more inclined to think he’s just another L700 type – socially awkward, insecure, gullible with limited mental capacity. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7221 "2018-03-16T01:22:09Z")
I usually agree with you, but not this time. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7222 "2018-03-16T01:30:22Z")
Yeah no, this guy is just blatantly stating his own opinions, which are basically standard conservative talking points, and hiding behind the (barely) plausible deniability of some nameless third party, just as people say “SWIM” for “Someone Who Isn’t Me” on forums about illegal drugs. It’s very transparent. I believe that the other guy actually is autistic. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7223 "2018-03-16T03:12:12Z")
I have no idea what L7 is. 6 guys who pass the keyboard around while smoking dope is about as close as I can get. SWIM nicely describes BS. Nice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=360) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=362)