# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 363
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7244 "2018-03-16T19:42:48Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I have this friend and he says there’s this green stuff is coming out of his dick and it hurts when I-- I mean when he pees… Totally normal. Take an Advil and don’t worry about it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7245 "2018-03-16T19:56:16Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Totally normal. Take an Advil and don’t worry about it. An Advil is pretty big. Won’t it hurt? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7246 "2018-03-16T20:01:06Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > An Advil is pretty big. Won’t it hurt? Not with lube. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7247 "2018-03-16T20:03:55Z")
Oops, misread that as **anvil**. Now _my friend_ has a whole new problem… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7248 "2018-03-16T20:04:50Z")
I think I’ve heard enough of the Advil Chorus. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7249 "2018-03-16T20:49:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think I’ve heard enough of the Advil Chorus. Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth! Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7250 "2018-03-16T20:57:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! > Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! > > For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth! > Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen! I can only seem to parse that as either the Macarena or Tusk. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7251 "2018-03-16T21:21:26Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > I can only seem to parse that as either the Macarena or Tusk. Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen. Rock me Ibuprofen ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7252 "2018-03-16T21:46:29Z")
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen I can’t stop this feeling, deep inside of me … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7253 "2018-03-16T21:50:06Z")
Ew. Ewwwww. His weekend is shot, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7254 "2018-03-16T22:12:22Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > His weekend is shot, for sure. And his shot is weakened. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7255 "2018-03-17T23:21:24Z")
[sniff, sniff](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851274) — gaaagh ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7256 "2018-03-18T01:01:00Z")
Well, KevinK got pissed and left. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7257 "2018-03-18T01:58:01Z")
She has AIDS…[where have you gone, lost eyeroll smiley, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you] ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7258 "2018-03-18T05:27:42Z")
Yeah, who saw that coming?? I was sure Kev would stick around. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7259 "2018-03-18T05:39:06Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > [sniff, sniff](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851274) — gaaagh I don’t understand this place sometimes. **Urbanredneck** : Hi, I’m a racist, sexist Neanderthal dumbfuck. **Dopers:** TROLL!!! Don’t respond to him! Nobody could be that stupid! He’s the trolliest troller that ever trolled! DON’T FEED THE TROLL!!! **kevinkilgore:** Hi, I just joined two minutes ago. I need help with this soap-opera-esque relationship problem, which I will now describe in excruciating detail. **Dopers:** No problemo! Here’s our morally superior, skepticism-free advice! **kevinkilgore:** Never mind! So long, suckers! **Dopers:** We’re not through talking about your problem yet. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7260 "2018-03-18T05:52:53Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > I don’t understand this place sometimes. > > **Urbanredneck** : Hi, I’m a racist, sexist Neanderthal dumbfuck. > **Dopers:** TROLL!!! Don’t respond to him! Nobody could be that stupid! He’s the trolliest troller that ever trolled! DON’T FEED THE TROLL!!! > > **kevinkilgore:** Hi, I just joined two minutes ago. I need help with this soap-opera-esque relationship problem, which I will now describe in excruciating detail. > **Dopers:** No problemo! Here’s our morally superior, skepticism-free advice! > **kevinkilgore:** Never mind! So long, suckers! > **Dopers:** We’re not through talking about your problem yet. > > :dubious: Different Dopers have different opinions about how to handle different situations, so unless you can show us that the people in your first simplistic example are the same people as the ones in your second simplistic example, then any failure to understand what is going on here rests on your own shoulders. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7261 "2018-03-18T06:06:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Different Dopers have different opinions about how to handle different situations, so unless you can show us that the people in your first simplistic example are the same people as the ones in your second simplistic example, then any failure to understand what is going on here rests on your own shoulders. Wait—now I have to _back up_ my simplistic, obviously-made-up examples?!? Why, I oughta … :mad: Well played, **Czarcasm**. Well played. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7262 "2018-03-18T11:38:52Z")
At least **kevinkilgore** offered a well-written account of a plausible, if morally questionable, situation. The other guy just posts childish blather with a very annoying and possibly-affected “aw, shucks” faux-salt-of-the-earth persona. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7263 "2018-03-18T11:59:25Z")
Plus, **Urbanredneck** has been doing his schtick for a while, now; **kg** is just starting so gets cut some slack. If his subsequent posts are in a similar vein, you can bet the knives will come out. His post count is 4 but searching comes up with only two so apparently a thread has been cornfielded. This does not bode well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=362) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=364)