# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7284 "2018-03-18T20:16:17Z")

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I thought I’d take my turn in the barrel for knowledge. Or something.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7285 "2018-03-18T20:20:56Z")

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Thank you, Sunny. You obviously have skills.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7286 "2018-03-18T20:22:44Z")

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Pearls before swine.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7287 "2018-03-18T20:30:34Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> So he is going to stop hugging her? Sheesh.

Yes but he obviously loves and wants her; he’ll be sure to be engaging in any future bodily contact [with the appropriate protect on](https://www.google.com/search?q=crazy+big+awkward+hazmat+suit+pics&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=sdwXj1S8Y9uQNM%253A%252CUn14kFaMyVe0NM%252C_&usg=__MK8Y5qtzNjcSYAicbal_bfmb_V8%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi-kvn-2vbZAhWS7VMKHb6HAQ4Q9QEINTAF#imgrc=sdwXj1S8Y9uQNM:).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7288 "2018-03-18T20:57:19Z")

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You romantic lug you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7289 "2018-03-18T21:03:24Z")

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Aww, shucks. You stop it. :o

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7290 "2018-03-18T21:05:59Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> You romantic lug you. 😉

> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Aww, shucks. You stop it. :o

Your room is ready.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7291 "2018-03-18T21:06:52Z")

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I think **Luciano700** needs to take a break from posting, finish 11th grade English and come back when coherence.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7292 "2018-03-18T21:13:12Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I think **Luciano700** needs to take a break from posting, finish 11th grade English and come back when coherence.

He might become a step closer to an enforced break by the image he linked in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20852387&postcount=42) post, which seems to me to be a warnable personal attack outside of the pit (and both childish and a non-sequitur anywhere at all.)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7293 "2018-03-18T21:20:46Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> He might become a step closer to an enforced break by the image he linked in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20852387&postcount=42) post, which seems to me to be a warnable personal attack outside of the pit (and both childish and a non-sequitur anywhere at all.)

Missed that completely. I will return to my previously held opinion that he’s a fuck-bucket.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7294 "2018-03-18T21:37:43Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> He might become a step closer to an enforced break by the image he linked in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20852387&postcount=42) post, which seems to me to be a warnable personal attack outside of the pit (and both childish and a non-sequitur anywhere at all.)

I took that to mean a self-deprecating remark, not an insult. Which earned him a credit point.

Maybe I need the walk in the fresh air.

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**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7295 "2018-03-18T21:39:45Z")

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Maybe. It’s hard to tell what he means at the best of times.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7296 "2018-03-18T21:40:04Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Yeah, a current join date and request for a personal relationship problem, and a punchline. If your trolldar didn’t go ape shit over that, you’re a noob.

True, but it’s the type of trolling that’s harder to get worked up about. It’s more like a practical joke.

I also think there is a type of troll who is entirely sincere in his beliefs, which is what I think UR would qualify for. What would matter is whether he’s just posting to get a rise out of people. Sometimes it seems like he is, other times he seems to be sincerely asking questions without knowing how to not piss people off.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7297 "2018-03-18T21:42:35Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> He might become a step closer to an enforced break by the image he linked in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20852387&postcount=42) post, which seems to me to be a warnable personal attack outside of the pit (and both childish and a non-sequitur anywhere at all.)

Warning delivered.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7298 "2018-03-18T21:50:28Z")

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I am not going back there. I’m a-skeered.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7299 "2018-03-18T21:50:36Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I took that to mean a self-deprecating remark, not an insult. Which earned him a credit point.

I don’t know if he is self-aware enough to use self-deprecating humor in that way, but I could be wrong.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7300 "2018-03-18T21:53:02Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I took that to mean a self-deprecating remark, not an insult. Which earned him a credit point.
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> Maybe I need the walk in the fresh air.

His mastery of written communication is dubious at best. If the message lacks clarity and looks like it might be meant as an insult, I think it the Mods are in the right to issue a warning. Especially for that guy. He already has shown a habit of being difficult, and many are finding him more annoying than amusing. The warning is deserved.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7301 "2018-03-18T21:58:12Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I am not going back there. I’m a-skeered.

Nothing scary there. Pie requests. I like pie.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7302 "2018-03-18T21:58:59Z")

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We’re all about to get a finger wagging for not taking this to ATMB.

Just be cool everybody. Don’t like be un-cool.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7303 "2018-03-18T22:00:12Z")

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Damnit. I’m not cool. I always forget that part.

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